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Friend and I were joking about a Moby Dick visual novel last night and this happened.
leeterr: Benezia is indicktrinated. Got it? Instead of indoctrinated. Like dick, lmao. Sound versions BLEACHED BLACKED Soundless versions Interracial Webm Gfycat Normal Webm Gfycat You didn’t see that coming huh? (Insert it’s too dark joke here)
leeterr: “Haha! Ciri is not here. It was me, Dudu all along!” - quote from fucked doppler Sound versions Dudu without didi Dudu with didi Soundless versions Normal Webm Gfycat Dick Webm Gfycat The dick version was just as a joke. Maybe
After joking about it and giving her shit for months, we had finally convinced her to fuck both of us. But I felt sorry for him…from the moment she got my dick in her hand she totally ignored him. “My God - it’s fucking HUGE!“ she squealed.
I knew my wife had a crush on him. She “pants” him as a joke…giving him shit for wearing sweats on a weekday. He wasn’t wearing any underwear and we both stood in shock as his monster dick and low hanging balls swung back and forth in the
After lots of flirting and joking around, here they were…John was finally going to join them. His teasing about being big wasn’t a joke…look at that dick! He’s so much bigger than hubby! She just can’t take her eyes off his big THICK meat.
I knew my wife had a crush on him. She de-pantsed him as a joke…giving him shit for wearing sweats on a weekday. However, he wasn’t wearing any underwear and we both stood in shock as his monster dick and low hanging balls swung back and forth in
girthyencounters: After joking about it and giving her shit for months, we had finally convinced her to fuck both of us. But I felt sorry for him…from the moment she got my dick in her hand she totally ignored him. “My God - it’s fucking HUGE!“
girthyencounters: I knew my wife had a crush on him. She de-pantsed him as a joke…giving him shit for wearing sweats on a weekday. However, he wasn’t wearing any underwear and we both stood in shock as his monster dick and low hanging balls swung
absqrst:Worth ItIf you asked any guy ‘if you had one wish what would you wish for’ many would say a bigger dick and I was no different. I got the old fashioned genie lamp, the gold one with the Aladdin look. As a joke I gave it a rub. A genie popped
dumbjockhypnopuppyforme: You don’t realize what your doing. Your pants open your dick hard. You sit there laughing at a joke you were told an hour ago. You were called into the office by your boss. He introduced you to the small but fit man. You had
negakajin: I was going to make a joke about bondage and bandage, but who cares?Is Rei Ayanami sucking a Dick and I’m bad with jokes. Patreon requestplease share if you like :)you can get more versions supporting me in my patreon :)patreon.com/kajin
Thug Hunter - Slingin and Suckin Dick love the hand motions, white boy had just enough dick to smash that prostate. sometimes smaller can be better, no joke.
Things that make ya go, “Hmm..” LOL! No wonder I have an oral fixation!!
Dude… I showed you mine… now it’s your turn. I was joking… I didn’t think you were going to get naked. I don’t joke about dick… now show me. Fine… fair is fair… do I have to get naked…
thepillgrums: How to be a Comedy Genius 101 1. Come across any “the girl reading this” meme 2. Reply with “jokes on you I am a guy ha ha :)” 3. Prepare to have your Dick Sucked 4. watch as your dick implodes
witch-with-a-dick: bunnistrans: soviettart: SHES BEEN MAKING THAT “JOKE” SINCE HER INCEPTION ITS NOT OK she isnt joking and im sure shes plotting to kill us all I support her
lychgate: i-sucked-dick-on-accident: dirk-dirkleton: lychgate: here if you didnt like my last joke im sure this one will hit the funny bone nO OH MY GOD I REALLY WISH YOU GUYS WOULD STOP WITH THE NINA JOKES ALREADY I TAKE THIS ANIME WAY TOO FUCKING
brokebitchantics: bonitaapplebelle: tatted-dago: bellecosby: sectum-and-sempra: bellecosby: White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke This is a generalization. case in point Women can take dick but cant take a joke I’m pretty
butchlvr: “Ehehehehe….You’re funny! ‘Can ya suck my dick’…..Ehehehehehe…Good one!”“I wasn’t joking….”“Oh. Seriously? You’d actually go for having my dick in your mouth if I let ya??”“Uh-huh….and take your load when
hashtagdion: theproblematicblogger: The harambe jokes are as dead as harambe. You somehow managed to kill that ape twice I hope you all are happy. dicks out for dicks out for harambe
today’s theme is really just one dude’s dick, no_joke_vocal, who is always posting on reddit. it’s a hot hard thick heavy white bro dick that I can’t stop looking at.
gotinterest: kaybutts: before big dick energy jokes die i just want to get it out there that elon musk is the dictionary definition of small dick energy Micro dick energy
omfqwifi: k4tdaley: discuntinq: am i funny yes or yes? the humor has not improved from your last joke.. Well dick is dick.
kngshxt: I know it’s a running (& sad) joke lot of men that don’t understand the whole clit setup but seeing y’all brag about y’all sex game, a lot of women don’t understand dicks either. Like why would you brag about sucking dick for hours?
slimetony: mojav: I love how non-spontaneous all your jokes are… You’re as insincere as a fucking dildo at times, cause you’re funny as fuck, like a real goddamn dick. But every joke is just some phoney fucking dildo. Plastic, insincere as a
Joked out with a dick in her mouth!!
whatheballs: This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.
raptorific: Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes
I love the girl, but she’s probably the worst fighter ever. Whoever taught her how to fight either needs to get punched in the dick or they did it on purpose.
I can’t believe im just now getting that this was a dick joke…
king-emare: whatheballs: This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could. lmaooo thank you^^^ i scrolled back up to read the article and it was the best decision of my life
RIP Dick jokes
fursasaida: the-cinnamon-peelers-wife: mochente: Hari Kondabolu tells a feminist dick joke. Fuck. Yes. So I thought I should let everyone know that I’m in love, no big deal.
mehreenkasana: Someone messaged me about ‘lightening up’ re: Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq war jokes, and I didn’t reply because if one lacks basic decency, explaining why these jokes aren’t funny but callous thoughtlessness is moot.
floatingmegane-san: Nothing but dick jokes.
werdondastreets: alexistexas9211: Knock knock… Who’s there?? Dick. Dick who??? Your favorite one, Mom… My way of telling a knock-knock joke to Mom…;) Whoops finger slipped
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Happy father´s day you dicks
ruinedchildhood: I can’t believe im just now getting that this was a dick joke….
I can’t believe im just now getting that this was a dick joke….
pxnic: blink-182 is like that older brother that’s really cool and funny and has a million friends who all look up to him and is really inappropriate and makes dick jokes all the time but is still there for you when you’re sad and gives you hugs
Insert dick joke here.
I gotta get money for MHW so you guys know what that means is gonna happen
I know this is a little sadistic but isn’t it just the best when people used to be really attractive when they were like 14/15 and then puberty just dicks on them.
ruinedchildhood:I can’t believe im just now getting that this was a dick joke….
ash-rigby:small dick jokes are shitty and you should feel shitty