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flawdameatking: “Damn I Love This Dick” Ain’t no joke! I make niggas say it all the time! ☺️
hotwivesandcuckolds: blackcockfetish: http://blackcockfetish.tumblr.com/ Cuckolding: because it’s fun to remind your hubby that his small white dick is a joke.
“Haha! Ciri is not here. It was me, Dudu all along!” - quote from fucked dopplerSound versions Dudu without didiDudu with didiSoundless versionsNormal WebmGfycatDickWebmGfycatThe dick version was just as a joke. Maybe dopplers can’t copy the
Benezia is indicktrinated. Got it? Instead of indoctrinated. Like dick, lmao.Sound versionsBLEACHEDBLACKEDSoundless versionsInterracialWebmGfycatNormalWebmGfycatYou didn’t see that coming huh? (Insert it’s too dark joke here) Yes, it is but it’s
wilwheaton: unflatteringcatselfies: He’s upset because I won’t repeatedly open and close the door for him for hours on end Remember that time I joked about cats being dicks and Tumblr lost its shit at me?
I was just playing/fapping around and made this.I might animate it… who am I kidding?Gotta love it when girls can suck dick with their eyes. (insert Philippa Eilhart joke here)
alexisfistingfeen:A joke for my loose cunt The real punchline will come when a regular sized dick tries to fuck you
fat-little-virgin: sorelips: femme—perdue: No Shave November has been good to me. This is just a big fat fuck you to all the guys who mocked “no dick november” when girls said they wouldn’t shave this month. Jokes on you!
I’M NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED OR WHY EVERYTHING HURTS, BUT I TOLD YOU I’M A PART OF THIS BLOG!
bravoart: [NSFW]You should always remember to give your pizza guy a tip. In this case I’d definitely give him the whole dick. Also anon, please know how hard it was for me to not make a Drawn Together joke about this.
nomoredaysoff: LMAO
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caligulasgirls: Mmm Sofia “sounds like she’s got a dick in her mouth when she talks” Vegara….http://CaligulasGirls.tumblr.com*That joke is from some stupid late night talk show. Kimmel I think.
leeterr: Benezia is indicktrinated. Got it? Instead of indoctrinated. Like dick, lmao. Sound versions BLEACHED BLACKED Soundless versions Interracial Webm Gfycat Normal Webm Gfycat You didn’t see that coming huh? (Insert it’s too dark joke here)
yanagoya: dick-flips: jenlynn820: do i even want to know the context of this? for fuck’s sake I feel that these two are perfect troll-buddies RDJ loves gay jokes
randompornandincest: Mom didn’t know what she was gonna get when she said that I could have absolutely anything that I wanted for my 18th birthday. When I said her face down with my dick pounding her ass she thought I was joking … but I proved I
southofdallas: I jokingly messaged my brother that he was just jealous that my dick was so much bigger than his and this is the response I got. Fuck!
Can We Talk About Zayn So I’m not going to defend Naughty boy because I still think he is a dick but I’m not going to defend Zayn because what he said was fuck up in so many ways like I would never say that someone is a fat joke. I can admit that
properfaggot: It started with jokes and whispers: “I could make you feel so good,” and “Bro, with my dick inside of you you’d be begging me to never stop,” and “I’ll make you forget your name.” But Joshua had never thought about another
kleinvoimond: Here are two, both still pre-finished, gifs,The difference of time between the two is 11 hours.Animation is no joke.But it was mostly because I was dicking around too much.BUT HEY, I LEARNED THINGS. AND THATS WHAT COUNTS, RIGHT?RIGHT?
mycheatinggf: “Ey yo bro, check this out, that’s her small dicked boyfriend she keeps joking about”
mayonaka-hibiki: lily reminded me that i drew this so here calm your dicks guys he’s just eating a banana ffs also this joke has been done before i know i know
liger-after-dark:I said I wanted to draw dick kind of as a joke and it turned out to be a wonderful exercise in reference using and speed painting?
chodeboy: benfoldsone: cartouche-dreams: Long make out session Back rubs Cuddles Deep talks Forehead kisses Hearing each other breathe Holding hands Laughs and corny jokes sleep a big dick in my ass
Another fun trade, this time with carbonoid!I joked around that if Cherry gave oral to Champagne she’d be pretty easily wasted from drinking his cumcuz you know, alcoholic dicks and all 8D Also go yonder here to see carb’s end of her trade
malehierarchy: “I could make a wide receiver joke right now,” the team’s punter said as He lubed up his hardening dick, “but from how much cock I’ve heard you’ve already taken from our teammates, I’m guessing you’ve heard them all before…”
nakedinasnowsuit: Hey just so you know, you’re no feminist if you’re out there making jokes about short men and dick size.
sizequeenconfessions: Some chick was bragging about her deep-throating talents, how she can swallow her boyfriend whole …“That’s easy when your boyfriend’s got a small dick,” I joked. “Let’s see what you can do on my man’s 9-incher …”She
girthyencounters: I knew my wife had a crush on him. She de-pantsed him as a joke…giving him shit for wearing sweats on a weekday. However, he wasn’t wearing any underwear and we both stood in shock as his monster dick and low hanging balls swung
amalgamasreal: trilllizard666: daisenseiben: mother-teresa-with-a-dick: turbovirginbonerlord: OP forgot the best part did he try to stab her? No, he was trying to cut off his pinkie finger as an apology. The running joke of the manga is that he
brockianultracricket: rayyyder: petties-anonymous: beachdeath: beachdeath: hell? empty. all the devils? here. omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass Hell: emptyDevils: hereDick: out it’s what
brockianultracricket: rayyyder: petties-anonymous: beachdeath: beachdeath: hell? empty. all the devils? here. omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass Hell: emptyDevils: hereDick: out it’s what shakespeare
dcboy32: dcfinnest: His tongue action ain’t no joke! He know how to keep my dick HARD! Don’t talk about how you can eat ass! Show me your skills! I love eating his ass shit be good as fuck
romanspice: Dick is no joke
dcfinnest: His tongue action ain’t no joke! He know how to keep my dick HARD! Don’t talk about how you can eat ass! Show me your skills!
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3oyking: My homie’s dick ain’t no joke, had me wet asf. This part 1 reblog if you want to see the 2nd vid
I bought this sexy outfit for my sister as a joke.There was nothing funny about how she looked in it, however, or how hard my dick became.She just smiled and said, “You know, when I first opened the package, I was a bit upset. I mean, lingerie? Really?
goaltobeswole: His dick is no joke 😄 ! @blackstripperworshippers
njsecretdl: Lil geeky college nigga from down the block came to buy some weed and a few Ecstasy pills. He begged me not to tell his parents. I told him I wouldn’t if he sucked my dick. He thought i was joking til i had him gagging and slobbering on
breedingvids: meaststud: I just got bred by a hot Latin boy. That creampie at the end is no joke. Beautiful big dick and perfect little cunt. Nice and slow breed.
knightposting: la-li-lu-le-lol: tangledbeast: THIS WAS IN MY IMAGES FOLDER???? You guys know that its canon that nuclear radiation gave Big Boss a huge dick right I refuse to click that link because it’s either a joke link or I’m actually going
jn3rdx11: hitch22rises: abusersoftheleft: thefeministmale: Fuck Louis CK. Fuck these misogynist comedians who think their dicks are more important that women’s lives and safety. Fuck your porn and your rape jokes. Entitled ass fuckers. So, what
rayyyder: petties-anonymous: beachdeath: beachdeath: hell? empty. all the devils? here. omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass Hell: emptyDevils: hereDick: out it’s what shakespeare would’ve
glowfoxartworks: Your blog makes my tiny 3 inch dick hard~——————–next time draw a happy face on it :V that smol thing is only useful as a gag joke
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rocketcat15: First of May, First of May Outdoor fuckin’ starts today, so bring your favourite lady, or at least your favourite lay If you do not get the joke, here is some context Due to Tumblr being a dick, this absolutely hilarious song reference
watch me joke about dick skinflaps for the rest of the night
racock: bigdicksuperiority: hmmimbored: before the cumshot video! i am so fucking in love with this dick. not even joking. <3 For more hot pics and videos follow: racock.tumblr.com
lonewolfstark: naughtyhowell: teenage-dicks: snorlaxatives: carryonwaywardsoldier: carryonwaywardsoldier: my physics teacher told us a joke today three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light
soilder9: leeterr: Benezia is indicktrinated. Got it? Instead of indoctrinated. Like dick, lmao.Sound versionsBLEACHEDBLACKEDSoundless versionsInterracialWebmGfycatNormalWebmGfycatYou didn’t see that coming huh? (Insert it’s too dark joke here)