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darkfiretaimatsu: So you see, Cousin Meanie, even if you spend years of your life without a cutie mark, story contrivance might give you one eventually anyway~ Other life advice: make puppets of everypony you ever meet, just in case~ x3
darkfiretaimatsu: It’s a puppet supplemental! A pupplemental, if you will~ Recursive, fractal, nesting puppets. Puppets all the way down. At the beginning and ending of everything is puppets~ xD
darkfiretaimatsu: More puppet discussion, eh? Here’s how they work, sort of! And if they don’t have arms in some panels, that’s just aesthetics~ Don’t be scared of a puppet. They only look and act just like you, but made of felt and stuff~ x3
darkfiretaimatsu: A good puppeteer never reveals her secrets! Or is that magicians? Is there even a difference~? You guys seem to like the puppets so much, I guess I’ll keep answering questions about them~ x3
darkfiretaimatsu: She’s always like this. You can’t say your recipe is made “from scratch” around her either~ Puppets are really sensitive about being created beings, and you gotta respect that~ x3!
darkfiretaimatsu: Puppets are a robot’s distant cousin. Once you start making metal puppets, then they’re just robots~ Puppet Trix resents that he needs an organic to operate him~ x3
darkfiretaimatsu: “chrysalis, please try to stay in character!”“I am staying in character.” To be loved by a puppet is the truest of all loves~ x3!
darkfiretaimatsu: When you have too many puppets, you run the risk of who’s puppeting who~ Incidentally, filly sized puppets aren’t any different than the standard~ xD!
darkfiretaimatsu: Some nice, quiet puppets for once. I guess that’s a simple solution: If they’re not on my hooves, they can’t talk~ It kind of ruins the illusion of their independence while up here, though. The key to puppets is not seeing the
darkfiretaimatsu:Thinking about that sort of stuff makes my brain ache~Try not to let the existance of mods overwhelm your daily life~ xD
darkfiretaimatsu:Some mods, like mine, work in mysterious ways. Others, like Scram and Chili there, insert themselves directly into the blogosphere and interact with it that way. Either way is fine~For perfect clarification, one is short for “moderator”
darkfiretaimatsu:You cannot deny that these are mine. I made them, and currently have them in my arms~I’m not really sure what’d happen if you packed Loki, Dinky, and Killion together, but I bet it’d be really funny to watch~ x3
darkfiretaimatsu:Please say hello to Misty Fen, AKA Mistery the ghost pony. She’ll be joining this blog’s cast from now on~I do hope you’ll find her likeable and interesting~ Oh hey, she’s a cute ghosty~! =3
darkfiretaimatsu:In conclusion, ventriloquoy puppets are incredibly sassy, and I don’t think the kids today are gonna be too into them. Also, all of their puns seem related to their construction or status as a dummy~For something a dummy never eats,
darkfiretaimatsu:Everything here is pretty much the way they always are. I knew we’d all get along~In fact, this picture pretty much distills the entire blog~ …I’m starting to think Bedlam is part yoshi. >w>
darkfiretaimatsu:Lots of folks die, but not all of them become ghosts. It requires special circumstances. Otherwise, we’d be flank-deep in ghosts all the time. Oh, also, you’re dead. Being dead is generally a bad thing for you~Mistery: “I didn’t
darkfiretaimatsu:This house… is not clean… Seriously, when was the last time anypony dusted around here~?Mistery: “It’s not as precise as unicorn levitation either, by the way. It’s more like I’m able to heave something in the direction I
darkfiretaimatsu:The bathroom’s always kind of muggy from leaving the shower on anyways, so a little swamp muck won’t change much~Mistery: “It’s not quite the same, but… the effort she put into it… Thank you, Pinkie Tai, for this piece of
darkfiretaimatsu: But “Pocket Sized“ isn’t one of those ironic nicknames, is it? It’s totally accurate~Puppets can fit in pockets, can’t they~? x3!
darkfiretaimatsu:Puppet fusion is physically easy to accomplish, but a nightmare to justify morally. It’s like… :You’ve fused night and day into some terrifying unrelenting dusk. Beware the power of Day-For-Night Shot~”Plus, they require so many
darkfiretaimatsu:The trickiest bit of making new friends is introducing them to your old friends~Mistery: “I-It’s not alive but it’s not inanimate either. I don’t think I dare try to control this metal pony. The modern era sure has surprises in
darkfiretaimatsu:Seriously, Maddy, just because the mod doesn’t know what to do with you doesn’t mean you can just come in and answer random asks~Maddy: “If a doctorate in xenobiology, and minor degrees in biology and chemistry, isn’t good enough
darkfiretaimatsu:Ehehehehe~ Ghost yes fear haunt mysterious spooky yes floating me~Mistery: “I know I should’ve made the most of this, but… once you realise it’ll swap back, it’s… it’s like dying all over again, isn’t it?” x3! Aww,
darkfiretaimatsu:It was, like, third on my career aptitude test, even. But I’m sure I’d be one of those nice despots, yeah~?Don’t worry, Rusty, the future’s not set in stone~ xD
darkfiretaimatsu:And then Mr. Lamp taught Hingey how to be a great conversationalist, and Hingey always changed his bulb on time~You may have noticed that my endings are unrealistically optimistic. Well, why would you want a story to end with anything
darkfiretaimatsu:Well, maybe you’re not getting a leg up on the living this way, but it’s still something, right~?Mistery: “I think I had a better chance at passing and being accepted when I was just a ghost…” x3!
darkfiretaimatsu:Remind me not to show her the Ghostbusters II game. That’d drive anyone to attack the cabinet~Mistery: “I’m not sure I like the implied violence and anti-ghost message of these devices…” x3 Aww~
darkfiretaimatsu:The anniversary was actually on Wednesday, but who’s counting~?Thanks for sharing the greatest three years of my life with me, guys. Let’s hope it goes forever~ ^o^ Congrats~! =3
darkfiretaimatsu:There’s always the “if you meet yourself, the universe will explode” paradox to worry about, after all. It… might be a little late for that one, though, eh, Mikayla?Or here’s a legit paradox worry: I didn’t get my cutie mark
darkfiretaimatsu:And the way she speaks in an unearthly voice not my own is especially appealing and nightmarish~Mini-Pinkie Tai, and her alt self Mini-Mini Pinkie Tai, are also long beloved. Puppets are a great way to talk to yourself in public~ xD
darkfiretaimatsu:Also, get used to the feeling of latex and hairspray, because you’ll be wearing it a lot~You can pretty much tell anyone anything if you know it’s going to result in a time paradox~ Aww ;w; <3
darkfiretaimatsu:A rare display of Mistery’s poltergeist powers and her agitation. Perhaps they’re related somehow~?Mistery: “Please please don’t shut me away inside something! I… I… I’m already confined to the castle grounds. I wouldn’t
darkfiretaimatsu:You could say Bedlam has some very “pie in the sky” ideas about how to spend her free time~But yeah. The problem is that Mistery’s soul is bound to the castle. And since the castle isn’t portable, we have to find some way around
darkfiretaimatsu:We can’t carry the castle around, so we want to put her in somethine we can carry around. Like a pool floatie~Mistery: “N-not like a pool floatie, please. In fact, it has to be something simple to carry, but also significant to me,
darkfiretaimatsu:Pony Life: Anon BegginingIn the asylum, the world was dark and scarry. One day cameos came, and noone knew why. >w<
darkfiretaimatsu:Potential Soul Anchor Experiment Log: Yellow Power RingRejected! Mistery’s just not scary enough to be made of fear energy~Plus, also some ponies might get mad at me if I start slinging a yellow ring~Mistery: “I w-wouldn’t want
darkfiretaimatsu:Potential Soul Anchor Experiment Log: Skull (unoccupied)Rejected! Mistery is a poltergeist, not a possessor, so she can only move a body through telekinesis. We’re trying to find something to bind her to to make her portable, so we’d
darkfiretaimatsu:I’m very open about my library. Therefore, they’re not suspicious, they’re outright suspect~Books are generally pretty harmless unless they’re not. Please don’t get your books wet, and never feed them after midnight~ xD Oh
darkfiretaimatsu: Potential Soul Anchor Experiment Log: TechnologyRejected! She’s a bit too simple a pony to really feel a bond with modern appliances, or even tell them apart~Mistery: I also don’t like the confined space inside your computer oven
darkfiretaimatsu: Thanks For The Feature! Have A Chibi Pinkie Tai!One small pone deserves another! Thank you~ OMG dorbs! >w< <3
darkfiretaimatsu: Potential Soul Anchor Experiment Log: Travelogue…Accepted! Mistery seems to form a strong bond especially with the book she may or may not have written~But there are still a bunch of other suggestions in the inbox, so don’t think
darkfiretaimatsu: Who cleans up after a maid’s fight, anyway? The thing maids want dirty the least is maids themselves~Still, you gotta respect anyone willing to fight in a ruffly skirt. That’s the ultimate toughness~ X3 Cute >w<
darkfiretaimatsu: The Vikings were famous for invading smaller villages and bringing the noise~I really don’t like wearing hats. They’re suspicious and untrustworthy. Who knows what they’re doing up there where you can’t see? xD
darkfiretaimatsu: I know you guys probably didn’t mean to, but I think you triggered one of her bad memories… I hope she’ll be okay~Mistery: no no no no no no no no no no Oh dear xx
darkfiretaimatsu: Poor Mistery… The mystery of her death isn’t mysterious anymore. She finally knows what happened.But she’ll be okay~ Aww~ ;w; There there, Mistery. uwu
darkfiretaimatsu: Usually I get called the other thing. The opposite of winner. You know the one~I assume “occupant” is also a good thing~ x3
darkfiretaimatsu: As noted in other texts, anons are basically spirits born of negativity and repressed thoughts. Naturally, they tend to take the form of whatever they spawn from, and that probably includes beeps~Perhaps they wear sunglasses to keep
darkfiretaimatsu: One for use, one for display, four hidden as backup in case some princess thinks eldritch lore is a bad thing to let me have~Mostly I just look at the pictures, though~ xD
darkfiretaimatsu: I could be floating here for completely unrelated reasons, you know. You get back to me when you have something more forensic~If folks didn’t want me taking their stuff, they wouldn’t leave it sitting out in the open inside their
darkfiretaimatsu: Well, you know what I mean. Either way, you’re a total HIPAA violation, or whatever you said~Just because I have no legal claim over the building or anything in it doesn’t make it not my house, you know? I have an open door policy,
darkfiretaimatsu: I think you’re the trap around here lately!((Sorry, my mouse decided to randomly decide surfaces don’t exist today.I can only get it to work in sporadic bursts, which as you might imagine is not conducive to mouse-drawing! I can
darkfiretaimatsu: Let’s just say you shouldn’t hold out for a cutie mark in food preparation, Meanie~Other things I don’t eat include rocks, metal, meat, bugs, and okra! Because, I mean, geez. Okra. Gluh~ xD
darkfiretaimatsu: Being quite an old castle, though, there are lots of holes. And not all of them are always there, you know~? Holes are mysterious~Mistery: “M-making jokes about it makes the f-fact that it’s how I… d-d-died a bit less intense…”
darkfiretaimatsu: You’re Pinkie Tai now, you’re Inky Dye now~I’m surprised Splatoon has been out for so long without me reviving the old squid-pony form. Splat Roller for life~((Lost power for about ten hours inexplicably before I could do anything
darkfiretaimatsu: Always respect holes, or things may become very grave indeed~Mistery: “It’s certainly fortunate my limited abilities include a bit of telekinesis…” Meeps! xD
darkfiretaimatsu: A thousand years of neglect is kind of a tall order for cleaning. Besides, I rather like the atmosphere it provides. “Pristene” and “haunted” don’t really go together~It’s a good thing nopony around here has any allergies~
darkfiretaimatsu: Nopony likes being spat on, not even a dirty old hole in a castle. And if any of you other holes want to start something, keep in mind my mouth isn’t dry yet~I guess that’s our hole revenge plot~ x3
darkfiretaimatsu: askapplegloom: Apple Gloom: Sigh… besides… I don’t think it would’ve helped us anyways, seeing as we’re not in a jail cell or anything like that.Pinkie Tai: Besides, it’s good to have iron in your diet. I do love foods
darkfiretaimatsu: If I hadn’t been born with them, I’d swear it was all the sugar that wore them down into sharpness~You know it’s a good cake with nice thick frosting when you can burrow up through it without disturbing the surface~ xP
darkfiretaimatsu: I’ll fight you every step of the way, cursor! I’m not some pixel pony you can manipulate and interrupt animations~I’m feeling very small today, I guess~ x3!
