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darkfiretaimatsu: Beep! A good minion remains loyal to the overlord, regardless in change in status! He only wants to help robots, which I now am~ The robo-bucket equipment changes only the wearer’s species, not their personality—although conditioning
darkfiretaimatsu: Beep! I probably won’t keep this particular casing. It’s important for your robot to have the right design! A lightweight robot should have light armour for quicker movement, while a heavier robot needs a bulkier design for heavy
darkfiretaimatsu: Beep! All robots must have their secrets! Robots survive by being mysterious~ The robot’s heart drive is capable of simulating organic emotions, which is at least enough to keep a bugpony fed for, say, ten asks or so~ Robots! (5/10)
darkfiretaimatsu: Beep! Robots are the perfect employees, and can perform an organic’s job with 200% efficiency! In fact, the word even comes from an old word meaning “labour”! We’re built for it—as long as we are employed fairly~ Ms. Derpy,
darkfiretaimatsu: Beep! Armour is an important feature of robots, especially combat-oriented ones. The back is an especially vulnerable location~ Or perhaps it’s just a place for friends to ride on friends~ Robots! (7/10) x3!
darkfiretaimatsu: Beep! Every robot should have, or at least have access to, a good set of lasers! They come in an enormous variety of types, and your death ray can be used for peaceful purposes too, if you so choose~ My lasers aren’t very powerful,
darkfiretaimatsu: Beep! Robots are versatile and filled with many useful devices! A robot should never be without several means of defense beyond their armour~ Shields, drag chutes, dueling weapons.., Umbrellas are almost as versatile as robots! Robots!
darkfiretaimatsu: It be Rarity’s hope chest filled with whatever was on the counter at Sugarcube Corner! A better haul ye could not ask for~ I s’pose this makes us pie-rates, then. As long as we liberated some actual pie, at any rate~ x3
darkfiretaimatsu: But yes, the fridge is shared by anypony who lives here, and there’s plenty of chilled oil if robots stop by, too! I pretty much drink mostly soda myself~ It takes a certain kind of skill to make appropriate puns even when you don’t
darkfiretaimatsu: We encircle the world, but we can’t quite reach to bite our tail~ You’d think personally magnetic hair would have more uses, but I guess not~ xD
darkfiretaimatsu: Sweetiebot, as I know her, is a robot from the future! All other Sweeties are sentient biological organisms, so they don’t count~ It’s like reverse psychology for a disguise, or something! You can borrow this bucket as long as you
darkfiretaimatsu: Oh, don’t be so picky, Ms. Jay! It’s the pick of the litter! There’s slim pickings to be had for a pick as fine as this~ I might have a diamond hoe instead, if you’d prefer. A silk-touch axe, maybe~? >w<!
darkfiretaimatsu: There’s no shame in jumping on bandwagons~! Shame, much like regret, is a waste of time. I recommend you ignore such feelings whenever possible~ Only you can make you feel ashamed of yourself~ xD
darkfiretaimatsu: The most mysterious and monstrous seaponies are the ones that live deepest beneath the sea~ Little Luna is about to learn a lesson in lures~ Meeps! oo;;
darkfiretaimatsu: Fortunately, I like Sprite, so I have it on hoof to give them a pair of it. If I ever encounter a Paradietcoke swarm, I’ll be in trouble~ It’s not as bad as that one time a couple years or so ago, where a big ball of them rolled
darkfiretaimatsu: It was pretty cool right up until it started repeating “target locked” instead of playing the synth soundtrack~ I guess the answer to both questions would have to be “no”~ xD!
darkfiretaimatsu: I just can’t quite close the book on this monster just yet, even though its presence has gotten a bit stale~ And adding the book to the bread monster is an even worse idea, it turns out~ xD! Oh Tai~
darkfiretaimatsu: Though you do frequently see her as made up of smaller parts, she’s much more a completey than a party, by your definition~ I tend to call her “Ms. Partway“ myself, coz… I dunno. I guess that’s just how I refer to lots
darkfiretaimatsu: I’ve never been to one of your logical facilities, but I assure you my reasoning is completely sound. You can see my point, right~? We’ll get you one of those little treasure chests that opens and makes bubbles if you agree with
darkfiretaimatsu: They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but what keeps an apple away? We’ll probably never know~ Still, I’m never one to turn down an apple when offered, since there aren’t many of them in the Everfree~ x3!
darkfiretaimatsu: Fangirl dreams: where even princesses fear to tread~ It’s okay to think about invoking Nightmare Moon and turning your childhood tormentors inside out as long as you don’t actually act on it in real life, right~? xD!
darkfiretaimatsu: Applejack says we “don’t take kindly to fruits what don’t know which direction they’s supposed to be growing”. I think she means you should try pointing downwards, but I still think you’re out of your temperate zone regardless~
darkfiretaimatsu: She doesn’t talk, because I never switch to anon. Why say something and not attribute it to yourself~? In fact, I’m not sure this is even an anon. It might be a weird shadow, or a sculpture made of my coat trimmings~ x3
darkfiretaimatsu: Beep! A-always make sure your robot bucket is empty before equipping it. Not all robots are liquid-compatible~ And even if you are liquid-compatible, extreme temperature variances can also interfere with robot systems~ ((And please
darkfiretaimatsu: It took me a long time to come up with that analogy, Ms. Ditto, so I hope it’s easily understood by everypony~ Maybe the yellow means only certain kinds of flowers? x3
darkfiretaimatsu: Shake shake, everypony! Shaking something is the best way to make mischief~ Contents of said booty are on a need-to-know basis~ x3!
darkfiretaimatsu: Onward, noble appendages! Without the restrictions of a cardiovascular system, all your endurance problems are over~ Plus now I’m basically half a wooden robot, too~ x3
darkfiretaimatsu: The other four nights at Freddy’s were mostly dedicated to setting up traps~ Only Diamond Tiara’s family is rich enough to obtain a full animatronic suit to scare away the patrons. But nopony is rich enough to obtain enough
darkfiretaimatsu: Shoes are extremely awkward, and don’t even work with my socks~ I got all four on, somehow. Do I win, or not, or…? Oh Tai~ xp
darkfiretaimatsu: We didn’t get on so well when we were kids, mostly because Pinkie is rather superstitious, but eventually we started getting along rather well~ Of course, by that time, I’d already been biting her style for years because I wanted
darkfiretaimatsu: Here in my scarf, I feel safest of all~ Although perhaps a long piece of rubber won’t keep you the warmest in the winter months. A cape might, though~ x3!
darkfiretaimatsu: Come on, Applejack. It’s all about expressing yourself! I didn’t even use real zombie this time~ But in all seriousness, it’s always nice to hear that I can bring delight to others with my scribblemesses~ I do it all for you
darkfiretaimatsu: Well, you never specified whose ninja powers were active~ Gee, has it been that long since last appointment Arbor Day, Colgate? I had no idea, and certainly don’t go out of my way to avoid them or anything~ …Come to think of it,
darkfiretaimatsu: Some folks say I’m always fishing for new friends to attach myself to. Well, I guess that’s true~ Haven’t had a nibble yet, but once we become friends, they can move into that shiny pond under the Everfree. I’m sure that’ll
darkfiretaimatsu: A little banana-scented greasepaint, a constant threat of inbox messages… Imagine that under your bed~ I guess this costume could be called “Banana Tai”, but I wouldn’t~ x3!
darkfiretaimatsu: I am the fairy strongest! While you guys, inversely, are not fairy strong~ Incidentally, I’ve been wanting to use this costume for two years now, but this is the first time I’ve gotten an ask benefitting it~ x3!
darkfiretaimatsu: I’ve heard there are still gorgons out there somewhere far from Ponyville. Wouldn’t that be nice? I could be the monster pony in devotion to the monster princess~ And as a bonus, an all-yarn costume will keep one warm in the colder
darkfiretaimatsu: There were just a few costumes left in my inbox, so let’s get them all done before the canon post later today/tomorrow, yes~? That last one’s still my favourite, though~ x3! Knew I could count on Tai for lots of awesome Halloween
darkfiretaimatsu: But I’m not done celebrating this one yet! Why do we have to move on to other holidays? This one is my favourite~ Maybe instead of merely a night that lasts forever, we can work on a Nightmare Night that lasts forever~ YES! Or at
darkfiretaimatsu: That’s our overlord! Always looking out for us helpless preferred minions~ It’s something about coiled-up heat being sewn directly into the fibers. I don’t really get it, but it sure is snug~ x3 D'aww~ :3
darkfiretaimatsu: Your love is wasted on this oblivious creature. Give it directly to me. Hungry bugponies are unusually strong and unpredictable when you’re between them and the things they eat, it turns out~ >w<
darkfiretaimatsu: You know how it is. Sometimes you just wake up wearing an unfamiliar helmet or something~ Robots and shovelhorse might like the jumpy rocket man, but I’m a drink-soda-and-hit-things gal myself—even if I’ve never played the game~
darkfiretaimatsu: When the biggest mushrooms grow, somehow those most interested in them show up out of nowhere for them. And since nopony can pass up a big mushroom, there tend to be disputes~ Don’t ask me how these two find them or get here, but
darkfiretaimatsu: A hero saves everypony. Even us monsters sometimes need protection~ There are folks I like and admire and look up to. I don’t know if I’d call them my heroes, though~ x3!
darkfiretaimatsu: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. And also the most exciting, it seems~ I don’t think we’re ready to open our own chain of Bedlam-and-Breakfasts just yet, but we’re working on it~ x3!
darkfiretaimatsu: As long as there are asks, as long as there is Tumblr, as long as there is MS Paint: Pinkie Tai will be here for you~ It takes a lot of courage, integrity, and a desire to move on creatively to end one’s blog. I don’t have any of
darkfiretaimatsu: I don’t know how some folks live without an answering machine~ Though I guess given my phone technology, the fact that I get incoming calls at all is kind of a miracle~ xD!
darkfiretaimatsu: You see, an apple a day keeps the Doctor away. My life is hectic enough without time travel shenanigans, you know~? The trick is to press it up in somepony’s face enough to be annoying, but not so much that you can’t eat the apple
darkfiretaimatsu: Chili, you look so darn funny as a bipedal canine… And not as chihuahua-like as I expected~ Sometimes you just gotta take the delirium with the freedom~ x3 Poor Tai~ ;w;
darkfiretaimatsu: I don’t like doing it, because some of those button sequences are really complicated~ I was always more of a fan of the not-rotoscoped fighters anyway~ Any other answer to this question should be obvious~ xD
darkfiretaimatsu: It sells food, right? They’re practically the same thing then, aren’t then~? I fear we won’t be able to use the express lane this trip, however~ x3
darkfiretaimatsu: Me and positions of power… We’re not very compatible, you see~ There’s this thing called responsibility? I don’t have it~ I just wanted to see what kind of interesting folks were down there, and if they were like Chrysalis?
darkfiretaimatsu: Just because I live in a castle doesn’t mean I’m particularly needful of worldly goods. My bestest friends, stuff to eat, soda to drink, and every book about monsters ever published, that’s all I ask~ I don’t care too much for
darkfiretaimatsu: Or Equus minimus, as I believe the scientific community knows us~ …How do I get down from here to eat the sandwiches? xP
darkfiretaimatsu: It’s very thoughtful, Ms. Partway, but I think I’ll stick with my standard outfit. They’re just too important to my canon~ I like the little poofy bits on the back heels, though, that’s a fun touch~ xD
darkfiretaimatsu: All I’m saying is that if you don’t remember the previous year too fondly, it was probably because of crustacean mishaps, and not technically my fault~ And that’s why time shenanigans are generally disallowed on this blog~ xD!
darkfiretaimatsu: I’m pretty physically weak, I don’t think I could crush somepony~ I mean, if you have the ingredients to level it up, it’s pretty good, but it’s not really my style~ ((I’ve honestly been waiting years to make this reference~))
darkfiretaimatsu: It’s not all monsters here, we also accept mutants and misfits for cast members~ And if you meant to send paradoxical messages to a certain robot, you should probably ask him on his blog and by his full name~ x3!
darkfiretaimatsu: I dunno what else a Tetris battle could be than throwing blocks at each other~ I guess you could call it a Tetris Attack, but that game was actually unrelated~ >w<!
darkfiretaimatsu: It’s mostly just explosions and chaos magic, and maybe some pie theft, but… there’s a lot of it~ I like collecting pictures of Bedlam, regardless of their source~ xD
