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vortisaurus:my dad just walked in, asked me “what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?” and left
tricktster:tricktster:tricktster:I ever tell you guys about my ethically dubious radio show back in college? The Mad Dad Hour?it was an entire radio show built around perpetuating a very simple joke, but it was uniquely powerful in its capacity to prompt
crtter:crtter:crtter:My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in EnglishIt goes something like thisQ: Why can’t Americans play chess against the British anymore?A: Because the British are missing the queen and the Americans
nentindo: “Dad’s Jokes Just Became Legit”
copperbadge: eliciaforever: This guy in my town owns a rug store, and he’s always changing his sign out front but he’s also the biggest Dad in the world so his jokes are awful but brilliant Well I know where I’m going next time I need a rug.
thefrogman: Dad’s of a feather joke together. Artwork by Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr] Want more Frog Shorts? Read the next one early at Runt of the Web!
ps4official: khaelabby: ps4official: i was on the phone with my friend and i said “HECK YOU" really loudly as a joke and my dad heard and since english is his second language he thought heck is some really bad word and now every time he gets
backwardsarah: omgtsn: onlyghoulsandvikings: feminismandpugsarelife: onlyghoulsandvikings: just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious finally they belong
Sooo dethklok may return for another tour 👁👁Knowing that, I was finally motivated to buy this babymetal tee I’ve wanted for ages… if they DO have another tour you’ll catch me in this + a thong + waving around my hatsune miku lightstick.
My Dad bought me this fleece ICP blanket as a sick wicked joke -.- anyone wanna cuddle doe? I guess this is the only juggalo I’ll be cuddling with.
Best Dad ever to drop this off while I’m at work 💝 I enjoy the joke of me liking light skin brothassz 🙊 (at ScienceMaterial.com)
When the corny Dad tells a joke at your table but you’re trying to get that tip money 🍄 #serverproblems #tryingtogetthattip
fursonakin: fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around,
derpmandar: thinspirationalist: thinnify: Someone seriously needs to invent this. OMFG. yes! this! YES OH MY GOODNESS YES. I do not only want, I NEED this. yes. please. 100%. my friends dad plays video games while working out. i’m not even joking.
mommy-breeder: Dad had been a pain in the ass the entire road trip. Finally, mom had enough and at the next motel she joked that HE’D be in the second room. He started laughing about all the extra sleep he’d get without her snoring, but when I followed
ronaldkn0x: u know how everyone has a mom friend? well im the dad friend. i’ll make shitty jokes and then ill try to build a fucking deck
fuckerluke: tumblr has ruined the word daddy for me forever. the other day my dad was like as a joke “come give daddy a hug” and i literally cringed i wanted to cry i wanted god himself to come down and take my life right there
laughhard: My dad loves neon yellow running gear. People always joke that he looks like a highlighter. So he became one.
delilah-briarwood:Yearly reminder not to @ or spam Green Day and Billie Joe Armstrong making jokes about him sleeping for the month or whatever. Wake Me Up When September Ends is a song he wrote about his dad dying. So just Don’t Be An Asshole! This
consultingdetectiveinc:vortisaurus:my dad just walked in, asked me “what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?” and leftdads are on a whole different level man
iandmyfamily: Mom took me as her date to my father’s, her ex-husband’s wedding. Dad was an ass the entire time, clearly having invited Mom and I to show off his new bimbo wife. The joke’s on him, though. We had our own revenge. Mom gave me a blowjob
samandriel: chaz-serir: God I just shared this video with Dad the other night and we kept giggling about it afterwards. What makes this really funny is that water is free in Scotland, so buying bottled water there really is considered a complete joke
ps4official: i was on the phone with my friend and i said “HECK YOU" really loudly as a joke and my dad heard and since english is his second language he thought heck is some really bad word and now every time he gets really angry he whispers
asterionboy: jamesniall: HERE, HAVE A JOKE IN SPANISH: “-sabe inglés? -si -como se dice ”un zapato” en inglés? -a shoe -salud -gracias” I’M GONNA GO TRY THIS ON MY DAD
royalsiblings: Mom and dad won’t let me date or go out after 7 because they’re afraid of what might happen to me, but that’s fine. The joke’s on them. I’d rather be home with my big brother any night of the week.
bigcockedbigbrother: When skyping my baby sister I made a comment about how much she has grown while I’ve been at college and joked around about dad keeping the heat low this winter because her nipples were hard. She lifted her shirt and licked her
iandmyfamily: Mom took me as her date to my father’s, her ex-husband’s wedding. Dad was an ass the entire time, clearly having invited Mom and I to show off his new bimbo wife. The joke’s on him, though. We had our own revenge. Mom gave me a
missccp: Flug takes 5.0.5.’s education seriously. Demencia… unfortunately doesn’t :) ——————- This is pretty much a running joke between me and my dad because traffic lights are not really strictly obeyed in our country…
crowley-for-king: finalellipsis: awkward-elevator: dead jokes the walking dad I don’t watch this show but I will always reblog this
I used to think it was just my dad who had terrible jokes..
cutebutbrutal: witch-bitchh: your-dads-sugarbaby: oceaneyedsiren: strippernotes: Exactly what I was trying to say earlier! #sexworkisrealwork I said this exact thing to someone tonight. They seemed surprised I don’t get it. Minimum wage is a joke.
luxeskynet: surprisebitch: i’m so glad Modern Family touched on how white gays can still be racist even if they love someone who’s a PoC and in this case, she’s their daughter It was seen by some as double sided joke: also seen as Dad/man doing
snow-white-and-little-red replied to your post:flipflopity said: the color has a kinda shiny look… My fathers name is Doug how dare you and my dads name is Mike, do you know how many ‘Magic Mike’ jokes I have to endure?
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Merry Christmas from the Texnatsu guys and their dads/siblings. At the Christmas party, all the wives gave their husbands and sons matching underwear and shirts, mostly as a joke. Several drinks later, someone suggested taking commemorative photos
Q: why is neo’s hair dripping?A: bc i think it looks neatQ: why did neo call roman ‘dad’?A: its a joke in relation to their height difference
andtheboylovedthetree:suburban-tarzan: dad-mart: noah745332657: versaillesat-night: mystonerlife:My friends medicated wedding cake. Yup, this bitch will knock you on your ass. Best 4/20 Weddingare yOU FUCKING JOKING SOMEBODY GIVE THIS TO ME NOW