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Her friends always joked about how they walked around the house in revealing clothes and got their dads all flustered. They dared her to try teasing her dad, so wearing a tiny dress, long socks and no bra or panties, she casually walked into her father’
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When my wife was alive, we moved into her mom’s upstairs bedroom. Long ago, when I mentioned all my girlfriends were brunettes (like her), she bought me a blonde blow-up doll and joked that I could finally do a blonde. After her dad’s
daughterlover:Her friends always joked about how they walked around the house in revealing clothes and got their dads all flustered. They dared her to try teasing her dad, so wearing a tiny dress, long socks and no bra or panties, she casually walked
onceuponmyobsession: One of my favorite things about Regina Mills is that if you strip away the darkness, the snarly defenses, she’s kinda nerdy? Like she’s definitely the one laughing at her own jokes (just watch that dinner with Owen and his dad…she’s
7ukas: it started as a joke. my mom asked how big i was and i told her bigger then dad. she said there was only one way to tell.
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offpreteendreams: This is another fantasy of mine; a road trip alone with Dad. We would joke, flirt, and tease the entire trip until we stopped at a motel for the night. He would make a move and just force me. Strip me. Kiss me. Take me.I feel bad after
want1forher: No joke: Double-fucked my kid’s 2nd-grade teacher last night, along with the Dad of another kid in her class. Now that school is out, she’s got some extra time on her hands… …………..Looks like I’ll
pyroluminescence: Look at the picture. It is very important to the story I am about to tell. For April Fools, my friend, 853, and I played a joke on my mechanic dad. We went out to my car, then came back inside and told him it wouldn’t start, and that
Stuff like this makes me happy I am not a woman.
toochstuck: tavs-kawaii-ass: malkatz: diamondsfuckingdroog: triptrippy: SHE GOT YOU A PONY SHUT UP YOU LIVE IN A FREAKING MANSION WITH A GODDAMNED PONY WHY ARE YOU SO MAD I think that’s the joke same with John hating his dad who does nothing
nentindo: “Dad’s Jokes Just Became Legit”
drakestories: Dad doesn’t take any pills, but he and I jokingly call it our Cialis moment. Where the sex just erupts between us, fast, furious, hard. Like today. I’d met Dad after I was done with classes and after he got out of work. Since I’m
confessionsforstrangers: mymanic: Fuck this is the funniest thing ever My Dad used to always tell me this joke, except it was “I’ll have a pint of…….. bitter, please.” haha. I haven’t heard that joke in at last 6 and a half years now..
thefrogman: Dad’s of a feather joke together. Artwork by Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr] Want more Frog Shorts? Read the next one early at Runt of the Web!
thegentlemansarmchair:Sorry for all the baby comics! I’m a new dad, so baby jokes are on the mind I guess.
thysilvertongue: #THOR’S LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS#YOU MAKE THAT JOKE EVERY TIME #EVERY FLIPPIN’ TIME #ITS BEEN 7 CENTURIES DAD #THE JOKES GROWN OLD
Archie vs. Predator #2Jughead, Moose, Midge, Reggie, Chuck, Kevin, and Kevin’s Dad vs. PredatorBest Yo Mamma “Joke” in recen memory.Sorry, Kevin. Looks like Archie wasn’t there to take the bullet for you this time.
caluimhood: honestly fuck u if u have a good dad and make dad issue jokes that shit damages ppl its not some stupid ass aesthetic or thing for u to use as the butt of ur bad jokes
pyrolight521: slimehood: erurinodanchou: Ok lawl caption:girl: Dad, I just made a milkshake!dad: Not again…dad: *going outside with a broom to a group of boys* Alright, cmon boys, get outta here! boys: *groan and leave* If you don’t get the joke,
gregorymichelle: grrrlrevolution: My dad just told me that he doesn’t trust anything that bleeds for 6 days and doesn’t die woah your dad made a joke how mean of him :’( Well one… its not like they bleed so much as DISCHARGE. Two…
omgfamilyaffair: dad told me not long ago,after a few beers, that mom was a hard woman to satisfy in bed!…whoa dad! to much information there!!!…then i replied jokingly, that if he ever really needed help all he had to do is ask….LOL…about a
onlyghoulsandvikings: feminismandpugsarelife: onlyghoulsandvikings: just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious finally they belong Oh god my dad would be in
So my dad just called me fat. And keeps making fat jokes..... Thanks dad. :/
the-future-now: Gay dad dating simulator ‘Dream Daddy’ sounds like a joke — but it’s surprisingly earnest Dream Daddy is a brand-new dating simulator in which you play a dad trying to romance other hot dads, and I’m pleased to report it’s
thefrogman: Dad’s of a feather joke together. Artwork by Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr] Want more Frog Shorts? Read the next one early at Runt of the Web! dommebadwolff23 I guess we are dads since we crack these jokes all the time
omgtsn: onlyghoulsandvikings: feminismandpugsarelife: onlyghoulsandvikings: just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious finally they belong Oh god my dad would
strexc0rporation: OK SO ME AND MY MOM AND DAD LIKE TO JOKE THAT MY BROTHER IS ADOPTED SINCE HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE US AND TODAY HE FOUND OUT WE WERE JOKING. HE THOUGHT HE WAS ADOPTED. HE TOLD ALL HIS FRIENDS HE WAS ADOPTED. HE FUCKIN FELL FOR OUR DUMBASS
waerlogas: unsinkablelove: getoutofmyheadcharles: gaymzee: a tumblr user walks into a joke and starts crying because theyre offended my dad was killed by a joke you asshole wow that’s offensive, some people don’t even have assholes, you bastard
dickclops: my dad just asked came over and asked me what i was so focused on drawing and this was on the screen and he was like, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE. WELL IT ISNT FUNNY YOUNG LADY. and so i was like, “no dad, its not what
mattgroaning: “I’m so co….” I spot a dad smiling in the distance. I think for a second. “my name is cold,” I say instead. suddenly the dad explodes and there is no more joking now. I sit on my throne of dead fathers for the rest
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strexc0rporation: strexc0rporation: OK SO ME AND MY MOM AND DAD LIKE TO JOKE THAT MY BROTHER IS ADOPTED SINCE HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE US AND TODAY HE FOUND OUT WE WERE JOKING. HE THOUGHT HE WAS ADOPTED. HE TOLD ALL HIS FRIENDS HE WAS ADOPTED. HE FUCKIN
kinkymum: You are so funny dad…. I know you’re only joking about putting your cock up there…. Ohhh d…dad… Ohh fuck!!! It won’t fit!!!
theatrestarkid: waerlogas: unsinkablelove: getoutofmyheadcharles: gaymzee: a tumblr user walks into a joke and starts crying because theyre offended my dad was killed by a joke you asshole wow that’s offensive, some people don’t even have assholes,
deanisanactualprincess: dameofspace: fandomsandcountriesinthetardis: what so funny? over 32,000 notes for a slightly embarrassing dad selling a bracelet?? is this some sort of fandom joke? do y’all just share some sort of inside joke that i’ve
alexturnerswife: when your parents turn a joke into a lecture Me: Hey dad when’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.Dad: Oh, your tooth hurts?Me: No, it’s a joke. Get it?Dad: Oh that’s right, you need to have your
Jeff Rose killed it at the Roast of Justin Bieber. If Dave can laugh at the joke about his Dad dying in 911 then everyone should chill with the Paul Walker joke. #JeffreyRoss #theroastofjustinbieber
fedswatching: frontpagewoman:Ummmm Idk why ppl are getting mad, calling someone your dad isn’t serious, it’s honesty used as a joke or casually, obviously Tyler isn’t his dad but a lot of my friends call me “dad” bc I
letspartyatneverland: Well I’m bored so lets publish some jokes. Dad: Say daddy!Baby: Mommy!Dad: Come on, say daddy!Baby: Mommy!Dad: F*ck you, say daddy!Baby: F*ck you, Mommy!Mom: Honey, I’m home!Baby: F*ck you!Mom: Who taught you that?Baby: Daddy!Dad:
mermaids-n-music: pvtleonardchurch: jack-baraatwat: Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning listen up you motherfucker my dad told me this joke yesterday
shirtlessjay: Siva : Max loves the girls. Tom : We both got that northern humour going on. North-west humour. Jay : Max is the joking dad type. Nathan : He’s always making really really bad jokes.
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