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taboolicious: hey kiddos, don’t forget we #stream daily here at #almastriga, only on #picarto so yeah, tell your mom, tell your dad, your cat we are fun for the whole family! (that is a bad joke, don’t bring your family we very much #nsfw) just
ringring-homophone: backwardsarah: omgtsn: onlyghoulsandvikings: feminismandpugsarelife: onlyghoulsandvikings: just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious
nocturnaljourneyman: austrias-panties: paranoid-rhythm: jungobakoba: eyecandybutts: damedaniel: did-you-kno: Source hot dads for all MOVES TO JAPAN god i clicked on the source expecting it to be a joke but it links to the actual site and they
bears-official: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: sorta-dad: she killed him with a fuckin look The I, Robot sequel looks lit. Can a robot tell a joke? Can you?
tricktster:tricktster:tricktster:I ever tell you guys about my ethically dubious radio show back in college? The Mad Dad Hour?it was an entire radio show built around perpetuating a very simple joke, but it was uniquely powerful in its capacity to prompt
blacklongfellow: “Yo Dad, when you gonna buy some furniture”, my son Darnell joked. “When you make it in the NBA!”, I snapped back. While we take jabs at one another, we share a special bond of father and son. Seated on the floor, against
finalellipsis: awkward-elevator: dead jokes the walking dad
rivainibabe: fullmetalfisting: My dad was one guy’s best man for his first, second, and third wedding. At the third wedding he made a joke like, “being the best man doesn’t pay much but it’s steady work.” He was not asked to the man’s fourth
samandriel: chaz-serir: God I just shared this video with Dad the other night and we kept giggling about it afterwards. What makes this really funny is that water is free in Scotland, so buying bottled water there really is considered a complete joke
twinktobear: Normally I wear fairly loose clothes but today I decided to wear this very tight t-shirt out in public. I ran into a friend I hadn’t seen in awhile, he had put on a bit of weight too, he joked that we were both growing dad bods and gave
This is just adorable.
ask-poison-joke: “But Dad! It’s too high! I can not catch it!” Our little angel is already 6 months! This is the oldest I’ve found <3 Dawww <3
thedenofravenpuff: Oh plz, my Dad’s idea of a great joke is to back his ass up into his kids’ face and go “shhh, listen!” before ripping a big one. And my bowels are indeed crazy, you have no idea how often and how badly I got gas. Such gas…
askarmeyer replied to your post: Since I’ve gotten quite a bit of people asking how… Oh your Dad had the same problem as mine. He had a pace maker fitted and now he ticks. I always joke he’s bomb… Glad to hear you’re both doing better
tomatthefarm: John Mulaney + jokes about his dad
nentindo: “Dad’s Jokes Just Became Legit”
fuckerluke: tumblr has ruined the word daddy for me forever. the other day my dad was like as a joke “come give daddy a hug” and i literally cringed i wanted to cry i wanted god himself to come down and take my life right there
mimicteixeira: i’m late to the what we really are joke train, sorry, and also, Greg is best dad
graybeards: I knew my dad was a horndog—it had always been a running joke in the family—but I never realized how far it went until I found the video. It was right there in his downloads folder when I borrowed his laptop to do some work while I was
marriedbisexualson: My friend From school Reggie would always joke to me about how one night when he spent the night, he heard my Father jerking off in the tv room. Reggie said that when he looked around the corner, my Dad had a dildo in his ass and
grawly: dunesand: skeleton dad and son enjoy a humerus joke together i was very intimidated before i realized that skeleton isnt closer to the camera hhe is just bigger
apervertedthought: My mom seen at school, during the times when she taught AP Calc. I always thought she just enjoyed the attention from guys (shy, nerdy ones at that, as she joked with me and dad about how she had a thing for nerds). I didn’t realize
vortisaurus:my dad just walked in, asked me “what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?” and left
Hahaha yeah I was joking around before but shit just got realI like how my dad who’s never even been in a tropical storm just tells me: “SEND ME SOME VIDEO”
ronaldkn0x: u know how everyone has a mom friend? well im the dad friend. i’ll make shitty jokes and then ill try to build a fucking deck
shanology: trainwreckmoviescene: riddle-my-hiddles: young-avenger-wiccan: my dad sent these to me and said, “Look at our chalkboard in the break room!” how in the fuck eXCUSE YOU THAT IS A CHALKBOARD ARE YOU JOKING Where the hell does your
flamestrology: unzodiaced: art-is-the-word: byebabysayonara: death-limes: “What color is your eyeshadow?” “HURRGGH” Tag yourself I’m RESEARCH CHEMICALS EAT THE WEAK obvious dick joke dad why don’t you love me OR don’t cry out loud
hunkville: “Don’t start with that joke about ‘How many gays it takes to change a light bulb’, dad. It only takes one, okay. Once I’ve found the hole I can screw it in.”~Da Ben Den
melanin-king: baronessvondengler: sizvideos: Barack Obama makes the ultimate Thanksgiving joke - watch the full video 😍 Such a dad
jplachowski: nentindo: “Dad’s Jokes Just Became Legit” Omg
lyxdelsic: lyxdelsic: mom, dad, I’m bi bilingual haha hasta luego bitches i made this post a year ago as a joke and it turns out that i am actually both bi and bilingual how bout that
tattooedbroad: nentindo: “Dad’s Jokes Just Became Legit” I watched this like 12 times.
shanology: fuckerluke: tumblr has ruined the word daddy for me forever. the other day my dad was like as a joke “come give daddy a hug” and i literally cringed i wanted to cry i wanted god himself to come down and take my life right there Where
Mikala was sick of smiling, laughing at bad jokes, and playing the part of Dad’s side chick for the idiots who truly believed he would bring his lover to a business conference and then introduce her as his lover. Almost every man
ps4official: i was on the phone with my friend and i said “HECK YOU" really loudly as a joke and my dad heard and since english is his second language he thought heck is some really bad word and now every time he gets really angry he whispers
nltm: magiric-magi replied to your post:Every single joke appended to the Anime Dad post… Wasn’t that the whole point? no they’re not even funny though it’s just These suck.
dafatninja: consolecadet: I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it Tells really bad jokes all the time
lovemelokoton: gaysun: a man apologizing: hey im sorry you have feelings :( you think this is a joke but my dad said “im sorry your feminism gets in the way of us having a peaceful dinner together”
doubledownblowjobs: It started as a joke, but by the end of the party she ended up sucking all the dad’s cocks
beesmygod: pyramidslayer: my god, the april fools joke for youtube this year is all about memes 100000% embracing dad kissing
iandmyfamily: Mom took me as her date to my father’s, her ex-husband’s wedding. Dad was an ass the entire time, clearly having invited Mom and I to show off his new bimbo wife. The joke’s on him, though. We had our own revenge. Mom gave me a blowjob
I know my dad says he’s sometimes joking, but I’ve been shamed for my food choices since I was a child. No wonder I’m the way I am. Thanks for that.
someoneudontknow5: OH MY GOD GUYS MY DAD HEARD ME JOKING ABOUT ME HAVING STUFF WITH MY ART ON IT AND THEN TODAY HE BROUGHT ME THIS BOX WITH A TON OF STUFF IN IT AND I LIL BABIES ON MAGNETS GUYS AND THEN HE SAID HE GOT A FEW BUTTONS “A FEW”
fursonakin: fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around,
trainwreckmoviescene: riddle-my-hiddles: young-avenger-wiccan: my dad sent these to me and said, “Look at our chalkboard in the break room!” how in the fuck eXCUSE YOU THAT IS A CHALKBOARD ARE YOU JOKING
catnippackets: I just came out to my dad in the most undramatic unplanned way because I couldn’t resist making a joke oh my godDad: *looking at the spice drawer, which is in complete disarray* WHAT IS THIS! is this you?? is this what happens when you’re
delilah-briarwood:Yearly reminder not to @ or spam Green Day and Billie Joe Armstrong making jokes about him sleeping for the month or whatever. Wake Me Up When September Ends is a song he wrote about his dad dying. So just Don’t Be An Asshole! This
thesevenumbrellas:schrodingers–slut:damn… the old cunt finally kicked it…. alexa, play another one bites the dust by… well. i shan’t sayTold my dad that joke and he laughed which is very impressive because hes the real life human version of
crtter:crtter:crtter:crtter:My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in EnglishIt goes something like thisQ: Why can’t Americans play chess against the British anymore?A: Because the British are missing the queen and the
plushieanimals:dad and I went to ikea yesterday and i pointed out the BLÅHAJ shark plushies and told him they were a plush cultural icon. and no joke he said it was like the meme he saved to his phone and sent me this “for my blog”
