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firebendermaedhros: me on Cutthroat Kitchen: chef, what I’ve prepared for you today I call… I’m sorry. I don’t know what to say. I have no excuse. I am so sorry.
amy-ackers-nose: when ur fav cutthroat kitchen chef gets eliminated and the chef u hate wins
My mom was baking cookies today and I narrated like she was on Cutthroat Kitchen
itsy-bitsy-peakspider: Cutthroat kitchen: /hotdog challenge/Me: /microwaving hotdogs/ Im a chef
40s-queen: Cutthroat Kitchen sabotage ideas; - replace all fruits with fruit flavor candies from “adult store” -instruct one of America’s Worst Cooks on cooking your dish
prokopetz: Ever since I saw someone describe Cutthroat Kitchen as “the Mario Kart of competitive cooking shows”, I’ve been wondering what that’d look like applied to other popular competitive television genres.What would the Mario Kart of trivia
foodnetworks: to me, nothing is more upsetting than when a chef spends an obscene amount of money on a dumbass sabotage in the first round of cutthroat kitchen
coldtea: after u start watching cutthroat kitchen, chopped is just so underwhelmingit’s like “they have access to all the ingredients whenever they want?? they can use BOTH of their hands??? AND they dont have to do all their cooking on a campfire
johnnywalkergnu: It’s the simple things that can be most delightful. Thank you, Cutthroat Kitchen.
probablybadrpgideas: Adventurer who heads to to fight monsters, kills them, takes their bodies back, cooks them, and serves them, as part of their sabotage in the Cutthroat Kitchen- style game show they’re taking part in.(Courtesy of @zigzagzoom94)
altonbrownaddict: What Alton got up to on Cutthroat Kitchen when we weren’t watching.
yarnlesbian:there have been THREE (3!) lesbians on this cutthroat kitchen championship im so happy
transkrem: Cutthroat Kitchen is honestly the best look into sexism in the culinary world. Every single episode, without fail, the men refer to each other as the “real competition” and literally ignore the women. About half the time they get shocked
angelchild22: out of all of the crazy moments on food network shows nothing will beat the guy yelling “I JUST WON CHOPPED” on cutthroat kitchen
shorthalt: me, on cutthroat kitchen: this cakes made of sand and also i’m a ghost king alton brown: *smites me where i stand, rolls me in bread crumbs, and then bakes me until i’m golden brown* your reign of terror has ended before it’s even begun.
bisexualgambit: This bitch on Cutthroat Kitchen told the two women chef that they didn’t belong in a professional kitchen and got sent home in the first round lmfao
blandsupersquad: Thea has a not so secret love of Cutthroat Kitchen. She freely admits its because how vicious the sabotages can be.
foodnetwork-fandom:someone who’s never seen cutthroat kitchen caption this
bergond: “Describe your D&D party. Are they rugged explorers? Amoral cutthroats? Battle-tested veterans?“ “They’re all sweeties.” "Excuse me?“ "Yes, all adorable little bundles.”
moeranda: My favorite word on cutthroat kitchen is “deconstructed” because you know it means “I’m shit, everything is shit, someone made me hop on a pogo stick while I cooked. I had no flour. Please have pity.”
kelseyridge13: I don’t know who edits Cutthroat Kitchen, but they punish hubris like it’s a Greek tragedy.
jayykei: cutthroat kitchen is so unbelievable to me. like the goal will be to make a grilled cheese sandwich. and then suddenly plot twist sabotage will be that the toast is actually slices of cauliflower and a chef is blindfolded with one hand behind
thelastspeecher: I love when I see people’s favorite things from Cutthroat Kitchen, but I’m flat-out disappointed that I have yet to see my all-time favorite moment.In the third season, one of the challenge foods was poutine, and a sabotage was to
sylveonce: unpretty: gregorydickens: victorian-sexstache: unpretty: son-of-maglor: fiskeorn: elkian: unpretty: unpretty: dr-hollands: unpretty: i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers
artemistheartist: impulsebyimpulse: chubbinafatzarelli: this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen The contestant didn’t speak English as a first languageDue to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy
allerod:cutthroat kitchen and bake off are the two opposite ends of cooking shows scale, and i’m a metronome swinging between the two
:my favorite episode of cutthroat kitchen is the one with s’mores as the final round where the two annoying dudes waste so much of their time and money sabotaging each other bc neither of them considers the black woman they’re competing against as
:New favorite Cutthroat Kitchen quote: “I don’t really like spicy food but I’m Indian and these are two white people, one of whom is wearing pastel shorts so there’s no way I’m going home.”
tumbladiah: impulsebyimpulse: chubbinafatzarelli: this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen The contestant didn’t speak English as a first languageDue to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy
zsnes: dippergoestotacobell: “I WON CHOPPED” he says as the camera zooms in on the cutthroat kitchen logo shout out to reality tv producers for being literally fucking geniuses at film theory
ymirsbian: moonlandingwasfaked: threedogs-toaster: Final sabotage You cant lose if all the other contestants are dead Cutthroat Kitchen: New Vegas
celtyradfem: krismichelle429: auntiewanda: cumbler-tumbler: makefeminismradical: makefeminismradical: i was watching a video of cyntoia brown talking to a man investigating her case or whatever, and she’s telling him about how Cutthroat, her
artemistheartist: impulsebyimpulse: chubbinafatzarelli: this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen The contestant didn’t speak English as a first languageDue to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and
sejient: this is the most unsettling episode of cutthroat kitchen i have ever seen
chubbinafatzarelli: this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen
papercrane: chubbinafatzarelli: this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen Ah! But I saw this episode, and he didn’t go home! This guy had a really thick accent + legit didn’t understand Alton, it wasn’t because he
jewishdragon: fancy-cereal-killer: jewishdragon: This is my favorite cooking show this is my favorite show What show is this? This is Cutthroat Kitchen my friend. It’s a game show, where 4 chefs are each given an amount of money they can spend
dippergoestotacobell: “I WON CHOPPED” he says as the camera zooms in on the cutthroat kitchen logo
thingtypestuff: adobeflashplayer: nightmareonelmstreetreboot: cutthroat kitchen aka alton brown’s bdsm culinary extravaganza What even the fuck
enemaroberts: sometimespeopleareunique: enemaroberts: it’s funny how people sympathize for tate from murder house who was a psychotic mass murderer who raped violets mother but dislike madison from coven because she was a cutthroat bitch when she
barbie-is-a-necromancer: belovedbright: faedreamer: thingtypestuff: adobeflashplayer: nightmareonelmstreetreboot: cutthroat kitchen aka alton brown’s bdsm culinary extravaganza What even the fuck I will never be over the fact that Alton Brown
fuckyeahveronicavirgo: That’s my ass. Why? Because it’s Tumblr & I fucking can. Big booty lovers unite.I have no idea why I’m posting this other than I think it turned out to be a damn good cellphone photo. This is the crap I text to Cutthroat
it's a cutthroat thing, angel
reverseracism: #Zendaya #CutThroat
88floors: The Underwater Art of Competitive Aquascaping The world of competitive aquarium design, or aquascaping, is just as difficult, expensive, and cutthroat as any other sport but requires expertise in many different fields to guarantee success.
b-e-e-e-s: mollyfondle: unpretty: unpretty: dr-hollands: unpretty: i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars I’m sorry what
bombtraq: this looks like someone got sabotaged af on cutthroat kitchen
strangesequitur: unpretty: paintmeahero: sylveonce: unpretty: gregorydickens: victorian-sexstache: unpretty: son-of-maglor: fiskeorn: elkian: unpretty: unpretty: dr-hollands: unpretty: i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it
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