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rhobots: every cutthroat kitchen title reminds me of one of bob belcher’s specialty burger titles. like,,
transgendentalyouth: i think my favourite cutthroat kitchen episode was the one where a woman paid like ผ,000 for the exclusive right to use salt while making fries, and for the entirety of the challenge the other three chefs were scrambling to find
hateuluvmee: Me: Knows nothing of cooking, watches 10 episodes of cutthroat kitchen and 5 of Iron Chef Me: He didn’t even plate it. That savage
indoorcattt: My favorite thing in cutthroat kitchen: when someone with no sabotages gets sent home
gringoires: i hate every man on cutthroat kitchen except for alton brown
consistent-lines: ok so i love cutthroat kitchen and what i love about it is the shadiness and the sabotaging but like really what i love is the representationlike theres not just a few white guys talking a big game about something but theres always
Ok, if you’re looking for a show to watch, watch Cutthroat Kitchen
badfoodnetworkpuns: Cutthroat Kitchen has gotten very dark
there's three types of people on cutthroat kitchen
ruffgem: my art teacher asked if I knew who Alton Brown was yesterday and I didn’t know whether or not to reveal that Cutthroat Kitchen is my entire life
fuckrealityihaveablog: My favorite part of Cutthroat Kitchen is when two guys decide that they’re each other’s worst competition (in the first round, before anyone has cooked anything) and only sabotage each other while the ladies just sit back and
sirchubbybunny: I’m waiting for the day a chef goes on Cutthroat Kitchen simply because they’re a sadistic bastard who wants to be punished by Alton. Bonus points if they have a daddy kink centered around Alton.
Watching Cutthroat Kitchen with my fiance is great
lesbianrey: thegestianpoet: it’s rly cute when alton brown temporarily lets down his cutthroat kitchen persona and gives an educational aside to the camera about some food-related thing…good eats alton comin on the scene light alton show me the
voidbat: papercrane: chubbinafatzarelli: this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen Ah! But I saw this episode, and he didn’t go home! This guy had a really thick accent + legit didn’t understand Alton, it wasn’t
dnnisrynolds: why does this guy on cutthroat kitchen look like walter white ALTON! – WE NEED TO COOK!
poedamvron: straight white men on chopped and cutthroat kitchen are my FAVORITE because they’re so cocky and sure of themselves but they like, get cut that very same round bc they forgot three separate ingredients and their spatula
gabatme: cutthroat kitchen is basically: alton brown: our next item up for bid… * doors open * alton brown: cat shit. you can literally make one of your competitors cook with cat shit. who will give me five thousand dollars to make their competitors
grassguild: i’m watching cutthroat kitchen and this lady was gloating about how she was the only one who could taste her spaghetti sauce and she’s leaning into the spoon and she goes “absolutely delicious” right as she hits the button on the
markhamillz: Cutthroat Kitchen: A Summery
badfoodnetworkpuns: It’s not cutthroat kitchen without an obligatory threat or two
virgothepoet: fun drinking game.. watch cutthroat kitchen n take a shot every time someone says “valiant effort”
saaturns: 90% of the time on cutthroat kitchen if the opponent says something along the lines of “I can make this in my sleep” or “I make this at home all the time!!!” they’re eliminated in that round and that’s one of the funniest things
jesuschristjpg: cutthroat kitchen is wild
ripplestitchskein: I have so many Cutthroat Kitchen based AU scenarios. These two are like flirting with each other whenever they give each other the sabotages but also like bantering back and forth during the cooking process and talking about each
amazingcacti: This is the best thing that’s ever happened on cutthroat kitchen
yiffaltonbrown: I JUST GOT BACK FROM WORK AND MY BROTHER TOLD ME THE GREATEST NEWS he says “do you remember chef brian from cutthroat kitchen?” and im like of COURSE i remember chef brian….. we all watched that episode together and despised him
momweed: This was the best ep of cutthroat kitchen to date lmao
clueingforlookswithsherlock: True Life: There’s a Million Things I Should be Doing but I Can’t Stop Watching Cutthroat Kitchen
lofasos: this is a real screencap from cutthroat kitchen.
wanderingthroughdusk: So far, what I’ve learned from Cutthroat Kitchen is that, if they give you a dish you think you’re the best at, don’t be happy, be scared…really really scared
witdiseased: Cutthroat KitchenA few of my favourite promo images. Somehow this is a real show hosted by a real person. I can’t explain it, either.
arosonny: i literally wouldnt be able to take cutthroat kitchen if i was a chef like i’d walk in and the first thing they do is make witty banter at each other but the minute someone would insult or belittle me i’d be gone i’d be crying
coldwarriors: Remember that one episode of cutthroat kitchen where the sabotage was for one of the chefs to cook with their hands balled up like cat paws
pennsylvaniaparanormal: I’m watching Cutthroat Kitchen and they’re supposed to be making Shoo Fly Pie. Nothing gives me greater satisfaction in the world than watching these 2 professional chefs fumble about not knowing what Shoo Fly Pie is. They’re
genuinemagicalgirl: I need someone to watch Food Network shows with me. Not in a relationship way. Just need a homie to come chill on my couch and yell at Cutthroat Kitchen contestants with me.
alexisafuckinnerd: I hate Cutthroat Kitchen omfg this woman just made a fuckin egg McMuffin with asparagus for a pizza challenge and the “I’m Italian and from NY™” judge is just like oh yeah this is reminds me of the pizza bagels my mom use to
MY FAVORITE CUTTHROAT KITCHEN TROPE:
cyclone-rachel: tbh alton brown didn’t even have to dress up for this episode of cutthroat kitchen, he could’ve just shown up dressed normally and i’d still be able to see him as a supervillain
bbnegrotti: Why does almost every contestant on cutthroat kitchen always say crap like “I’ve got this one in the bag” when Alton tells them they’re gonna make something like grilled cheese like he isn’t about to take away all their cheese
why, yes, i do love cutthroat kitchen
Gordon Ramsay Cutthroat Kitchen idea
holtzmnnd: i paused cutthroat kitchen and got this true piece of modern art
nudne: my mood is always that time on cutthroat kitchen chef brock had exclusive use of salt but his steak was still underseasoned
typicallytemporary: Voltron Cutthroat Kitchen AU. I was watching a lot of food network lately and was thinking about these kids too. Bonus:
tedallen: I had a dream I was on cutthroat kitchen and I got stuck in the pantry and alton brown kept me in there & told me I had been banished & had to be the Pantry Goblin for the rest of time
tattooeyes: I make fun of the chefs in cutthroat kitchen that forget bread when they have to make french toast, but i’m also the person that forgot to get a mop on three consecutive shopping trips when it was the main thing i went to get.
imagine-jet-tila: Imagine Jet Tila releasing crabs into the Cutthroat Kitchen set.
Literally what happened in an episode of Cutthroat Kitchen I saw
yehudisha: there was a woman on cutthroat kitchen who thought she could pre-predict that sabotage on nacho day…. she just pulled it out of her ass that she predicted the judges would take away everyone’s tortillas, so the bitch purposely didn’t
sister-shakur: Cutthroat Kitchen. This show is unreal.
omny87: Just once I’d like to watch an episode of “Cutthroat Kitchen” where the judge doesn’t say “oh thats my very favorite” or “oh I used to eat that all the time” when Alton tells them what the dish is“And what are we having today”“Pierogis”“The
sejient: this is the most unsettling episode of cutthroat kitchen i have ever seen
alphabgirl: cutthroat kitchen is surprisingly relatable
lofasos: Cutthroat Kitchen Flyguys: Originsone direction who?????
actualasrieldreemurr: cutthroat kitchen, undertale edition: in this world, its grill or be grilled.
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foodnetworks: Cutthroat Kitchen: A Summary