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bl3igh: Yasssssssssss gawd this my best friend all day lol cutthroat
foodnetworkruinedmylife: me: *throwing eggs at cutthroat kitchen judge* so this is a decontructed omelet
thingtypestuff: adobeflashplayer: nightmareonelmstreetreboot: cutthroat kitchen aka alton brown’s bdsm culinary extravaganza What even the fuck
pussy-and-pizzza-x: savagekvt: kingofhispaniola: nuraci: Little Palestinian Girl vs. Israeli Soldiers Cutthroat that gutta gutta 💯💪 Get me lil mama Savage
twobrowngirlstalkback: Alton always coming with the receipts. Get on that Cutthroat Kitchen train if you haven’t already. You’ll thank me later.
artemistheartist: impulsebyimpulse: chubbinafatzarelli: this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen The contestant didn’t speak English as a first languageDue to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and
unafkennyart: Cutthroat Graves and Rogue Admiral Garen :D
tumbladiah: impulsebyimpulse: chubbinafatzarelli: this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen The contestant didn’t speak English as a first languageDue to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but
zsnes: dippergoestotacobell: “I WON CHOPPED” he says as the camera zooms in on the cutthroat kitchen logo shout out to reality tv producers for being literally fucking geniuses at film theory
ymirsbian: moonlandingwasfaked: threedogs-toaster: Final sabotage You cant lose if all the other contestants are dead Cutthroat Kitchen: New Vegas
assignedtwinkatbirth: a chef on cutthroat kitchen: what we have here is a perfectly poached egg me, eating sponge-bob shaped boxed mac and cheese: the yolk is hard you tepid fool
haunchylaurels:awkwordalex:caroldanversenthusiast:i found this sketch on youtube and i can’t stop thinking about it Cutthroat Kitchen
unafkennyart:Cutthroat Graves and Rogue Admiral Garen :D
kaiserneko: Cutthroat Kitchen in 10 YearsAlton: Okay competitors, the first item up for auction is this Ginsu butcher knife. Whoever wins this item can give it to any other competitor of their choosing and they will have to chop off their own fucking
loryisunabletosupinate: when you’re on cutthroat kitchen and you don’t get any sabotages, but you manage to get yourself cut anyway because you fucked up the dish somehow anyway
brightziam: Cutthroat Kitchen Drinking Game:Drink when someone says, “I look down at my basket and realize I forgot (insert crucial ingredient)”Drink when someone smells/flips through the stack of cash when they get it Drink when someone introduces
pinthetailonthehonky: cutthroat kitchen: a summary
katherine-rose: cutthroat kitchen is a gift
nitewrighter: Good Eats Alton Brown: excited, cheerful, a little mischievous, likes talking about chemistry and surface area and cooking history, works hard to make cooking seem non-intimidating, a very Bill Nye take on cooking. Cutthroat Kitchen Alton
gaybeans: cutthroat kitchen more like 3 assholes and an italian guy struggle to make soup
ippunkiwi: cutthroat kitchen is a ride
operadad: I love when Alton Brown gets shady telling the audience what a chef is doing wrong in dealing with a sabotage in Cutthroat Kitchen
nightingaleblade: can you imagine if cutthroat kitchen contestants just saw each other again in the grocery store or something and a giant fight breaks out in the middle of the produce aisle like “you paid ů,500 to take away my seasonings YOU TOOK
sarahwatchesmovies: Gluttons for Punishment (02x11) ▴ Cutthroat Kitchen
butterscotch-cinnamon-pie: [Cutthroat Kitchen voice] They said I couldn’t use the stove so I just set my fuckign cutting board on fire
The contestants of cutthroat kitchen
darkpaladin: basically, Cutthroat Kitchen.
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT CUTTHROAT ALTON OR GOOD EATS ALTON
foodnetworkruinedmylife: someone who doesn’t watch cutthroat kitchen caption this
sejient: this is the most unsettling episode of cutthroat kitchen i have ever seen
foodntwk: honestly nothing makes me feel more alive than when the person who sabotaged everyone and had no sabotages on cutthroat kitchen is the one who gets sent home
foodnetworkruinedmylife: i bought a tiny basket because it reminded me of cutthroat kitchen
trashbebe: Chef on cutthroat kitchen: *is asked to make a sandwich but doesn’t make a sandwich in any way, shape or form* Simon Majumdar: What the fuck. What the holy fuck. You didn’t make a sandwich, you made a fucking dumpling or some shit. Is
the-young-droog: Cutthroat Kitchen or a bunch of people who think they are good at cooking compete to see who is the best Slytherin
grizzlybearrito: cutthroat kitchen but instead of money you have to sell your organs
akamalcolmducasses: my favorite part of cutthroat kitchen is when they have to present their dishes to the judge like they did, in fact, plan to make a pizza out of a pie crust.
tobarama: person: so yeah, it’s so weird haha but i love watching cooking reality tv yknow like cutthroat kitchen and choppedme externally: oh wow that’s cool me toome internally:
bookphile: Cutthroat Kitchen Gothic:The first challenge is your specialty. You’ve got it in the bag. When you get back to your station after the shopping round, you realize you forgot the main ingredient. And eggs.You’ve already had three sabotages
future-queen-of-hell: Im watching Cutthroat Kitchen and they have to make cupcakes, one of the sabotages is all the cooking in a microwave. As a person who makes a mug cake everyday, I would win THE FUCK out that.
gmeerkitten: Cutthroat Kitchen is really funny to me because like… It shows how detached some of these chefs are. Like, these people are executive chefs. Their task is usually relegated more to creating the idea of a dish, and it’s the job of the
imagine-alton-brown: Imagine Alton reading all the Tumblr posts on the Cutthroat Kitchen tag JUST for the sabotages that users joke about him possibly doing one day.
inkalypse: okay but the most metal thing to ever happen on Cutthroat Kitchen is when Alton told them to make biscuits and gravy and one guy thought he said brisket and gravy and got ingredients to make that instead then when he realized he figured there
progressivefriends: If you’re going to go on Cutthroat Kitchen spend a few weeks learning how to cook a canned whole chicken with your dominant hand tied behind your back in a canoe with a tea light candle. Fucking amateurs…
obscuruslupa: *picks random cutthroat kitchen ep* yeah this should be alright*chef comes out in luchador outfit*
boateggs: ok, sometimes the amount of homoerotic sexual tension between contestants on cutthroat kitchen is just ridiculous. I mean seriously in one episode man A gleefully restrains man B’s wrists with some sort of bdsm spreader bar contraption after
schmedzageddon: i cant believe cutthroat kitchen put a disclaimer that no humans were harmed in making a sabotage theres DEFINITELY human meat in that sabotage
fuckingoblin: im watching cutthroat kitchen and this dude just unpacked his knife kit and in it he has an honest to god axe. like a literal axe. you could use it to cut down a tree probably. what the fukc
false-rabbit: I’m pretty sure Cutthroat Kitchen takes place in Alton’s basement. Think about it. No one ever enters except from down a flight of stairs and no one ever leaves the contest area except from a little hallway to the side. So he’s got
cutthroatkitchens: there’s going to be a high school senior special of cutthroat kitchen this summer. Also, a couples episode and a cowgirls/boys episode.
mermadeheart: good eats alton: i…don’t understand…why?! why did you kill our thirteen year run?! the good natured and informational food skits we gave the network?!cutthroat kitchen alton:
badfoodnetworkpuns: :Oflirting on cutthroat kitchen at it’s best
badfoodnetworkpuns: Cutthroat Kitchen Season 1 Episode 8
mom-wife: fuck chopped junior give me CUTTHROAT KITCHEN JUNIOR bunch of fucken sixth graders trying to make lasagna while looking through dishwater w/ scuba goggles shopping in the pantry in sixty seconds alton making faces in the back just take my
gretchenamspinnrade: the signs as out of context cutthroat kitchen screencapsaries: taurus: gemini:cancer:leo:virgo:libra:scorpio: sagittarius: capricorn:aquarius: pisces:
uselessgaywhovian: my favorite thing about cutthroat kitchen is just the pure joy on alton brown’s face when he serves up a particularly painful sabotage.that is the face of a man who has found his calling.
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