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cracked: Remarkably, we’ve pretty much had the Amelia Earhart mystery solved ever since partial remains were found on an island… in 1940. That’s right, 70 years ago. Only four years after she vanished. To be fair, half of the bones were carried
cracked: Wonder how the space station got destroyed. 40 Great Movies Made Better by Adding Godzilla
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