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cracked: Luciano Faggiano of Italy dreamed of turning a property he owned into a restaurant, but there was one problem: the toilet stank. It was so bad that the previous tenants had left because of a faulty pipe. Since no one in the history of mankind

cracked: OUR BODIES ARE MAGIC AND EVERYTHING BAD IS GOOD22 Scientific Explanations That Can Make Life Less Annoying

cracked: Kosher salt, across the board, is made out of tiny pyramids. So the next time the office racist starts ranting and rambling about some vast Zionist conspiracy, show them these pictures as proof that, if they’ve ever ingested kosher salt, they

cracked: What, you thought robot porn was invented in Internet-era Japan? That picture up there is from 1935, bitches. We bet you didn’t think they even had robots back then.This is in fact a picture of some guy dressed up as Alpha the Robot, a popular

cracked: “That’s what labs are for. They’re why you don’t lick the bloodstains at a murder scene.”5 Things Movies Don’t Get About Simple Concepts

cracked: 23 Mad Scientists (That Actually Existed)

cracked: 20 Ignored Great Ideas That Would Have Changed Everything

cracked: In June 1953, a newspaper delivery boy (known only as Jimmy) was collecting from his customers when he noticed something weird about one of the coins that he’d been given: It was really, really light. The reason soon became clear. After he

cracked: Next time you see a group of crows, look closely. Try to remember which one is which, and see if you can tell the difference between them the next time you pass. Odds are good that you can’t; they’re crows, which makes them all big black

cracked: Actually, if you have benefited from a piece of technology more complex than a sharp rock tied to a stick, it was probably made with the help of helium. Helium has the lowest boiling point of all materials on Earth, which means it’s cooler

cracked: These are people who have painstakingly taught themselves to survive up to 9 minutes, 24 secondswithout air, and it is precisely as dangerous as it sounds: There are around 5,000 freedivers in the world, and an estimated 100 of them die every

cracked: If a surgeon removes something weird from your body, it goes to the pathology lab for storage. It will stay there for about six weeks in case the doctor was wrong and it was a totally normal thing that really needs to go back inside you, ASAP.

cracked: Charles de Gaulle was the leader of the French resistance in World War II, founder of the French Fifth Republic and one of the most notorious presidents in the history of France (if not the most notorious). Oh, and there were 31 recorded

cracked: If that doesn’t sound so bad to you, like if you don’t live next to any octopus tanks, well, just know that they can move around pretty good on land, too. In captivity, they apparently leap out of their tanks all the freaking time, at

cracked: The 20 Most Improbable Things That Ever Happened

cracked: When 73-year-old Robert McDonough went missing from his Maine home in 2013, his family was understandably concerned. Bob had dementia, so nobody knew where he may have wandered off to, least of all Bob. K9s were collared up, four-wheelers were

cracked: Japan’s coastline-dwelling citizens have centuries of experience in the water-dodging field, including where best to lay camp if they don’t want to wake up drowned one morning. Their conclusion: Build everything as high up as fucking possible.

cracked: You hate it. Everyone hates it. It’s impossible to open by hand, and even with a pair of scissors, massive, hand-shredding chunks of plastic are left sticking out of it at odd angles. It’s the war crime of product packaging, and there’s

cracked: For instance, if you weren’t alive during the early 90s, how are you supposed to know what the hell that thing next to the “Save” button on every single program in existence is supposed to represent.My generation knows that the little

cracked: There are about a thousand home remedies for hiccups, with varying levels of effectiveness. You can hold your breath until your diaphragm resets. You can have the hiccups scared away. You can even eat a spoonful of sugar, which we’re told

cracked: Our Brains Are Shrinking: 22 Ways The Human Race Is Changing

cracked: Look, slightly curved boners are normal. If you ever see one that’s ramrod straight, please check its owner for a metal skin and subject him to a Turing test. But nature is called a mother for a reason, and sometimes it likes to go a little

cracked: Shockingly enough, being cuffed in the ears by Nazis every time they stepped out of line wasn’t openly embraced by 100 percent of the population. The German Navy, the Kriegsmarine, was fiercely loyal to the state, but harbored a deep-seated

cracked: Past Technologies That The Modern World Can’t Replace

cracked: 31 Phrases English Needs To Steal From Other Languages

cracked: By the end of the ‘60s, the bulk of CBS’s most watched programming consisted of “country” type shows like Green Acres and The Beverly Hillbillies. They were massively popular, but also completely irrelevant to the lives of almost everyone

cracked: Picture yourself concentrating really hard: A grim set to your jaw, eyes narrowed, sweat beading on your forehead, the tip of your tongue sticking out all cute and stupid, undoing all that serious jaw-setting stuff … What’s up with that?

cracked: Animals are idiots. If they weren’t, they wouldn’t keep blundering into our stomachs. Sure, some are smarter than others, like dogs and dolphins, and we tend to prefer to teach them to do humiliating tricks rather than garnish our plates,

cracked: 15 Products You Miss Out On By Living In The USA

cracked: You sit down in the morning to a cup of coffee, and to work the maze on the back of the Lucky Charms box. Your nose itches, and suddenly somebody else reaches over to scratch it.Then this person grabs your coffee mug and brings it to your lips.

cracked: Imagine you’re a farmer. (If you are a farmer, imagine you’re a farmer who can breathe fire. It doesn’t really have anything to do with the story, but it’s pretty sick, right? You’re a dragon who has mastered agriculture.) Imagine

cracked: On July 28, 1945, a plane crashed into the Empire State Building so hard and fast that it gave the then-tallest structure on earth an exit wound. One of the engines blew a hole clean through the other side of the building and crashed through

cracked: 25 Things You Won’t Believed Are Banned Around The World

cracked: Those men are not running in terror from an alien spaceship or a time traveler’s pod arriving from the year 2250. It’s just a tetrahedral kite, developed by Alexander Graham Bell in an attempt to build kites large enough for people to ride

cracked: 24 Ordinary Things That Scientists Can’t Explain

cracked: A group of amateur cave explorers discovered a river in Mexico with banks, trees and leaves just like an ordinary river, but with an additional metric shit ton of “WTF,” because they were hovering 25 feet over it in scuba gear when they

cracked: It turns out that in the music industry, insane perverts have always been the norm. Why The World Of Classical Music Is Secretly Insane

cracked: In addition to meeting Yeezy and bragging about 131 votes like he was running for president of the junior high student body, Trump announced that Rex Tillerson would be his secretary of state. It’s one of the most important positions in the

cracked: Meanwhile, if this entire document is a big, steaming pile of horseshit, the reality is almost more horrifying.It alleges that the Trump campaign promised to basically throw Ukraine, and our commitments to protect Eastern Europe from Russia,

cracked: So right away we’ve been steadily reaching pre-war levels of grunty jingoism – as evidenced by the United States president who campaigned on “Build A Wall.” Not to mention that our current attitude toward immigration is very similar

cracked: The women’s clothing industry is a racket like no other. 7 Tricky Ways The Women’s Clothing Industry Is Scamming You

cracked: We know, we know – three branches of government seems like an almost comical waste of resources, but an arcane publication called the Constitution (bookmark that, it may come up again later) says that’s how many we’re supposed to have.

cracked: 22 Real Places More Spectacular Than A Fantasy Movie

cracked: 34 Positive Stories That Got Lost In The 24/7 Outrage Cycle

cracked: The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/4)

cracked: While I hate to ruin this for you, there’s a reason “drifting” (letting the rear tires slip all the way around corners) never caught on outside of Tokyo. It’s a good skill to have, and it’s certainly cool to watch, but it will slow

cracked: 11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

cracked: You may have noticed two things about “Gimme Chocolate.” You have no idea what they’re saying, and you’d totally listen to it again because it’s more appealing than your average North American pop hit these days. This is some weirdly

cracked: Hollywood doesn’t show you what really happens when a bullet hits your body and does…that. The Gruesome Truth About Getting Shot (a First-Hand Account) #4. You Don’t Feel It … at First My brain didn’t actually register what had happened

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cracked: “Our ecosystem was clearly designed by the Devil, but at least we don’t have more guns than people.” America’s Gun Problem Is So Bad Even Australians Are Scared

cracked: Voter Fraud: The Big Lie That Tries To Keep You From Voting

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