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cracked: Literally more informative than the teachers you had as a kid. #CrackedClassic 6 Lies About the Human Body You Learned in Kindergarten
cracked: It’s the perfect insect for a rave (where everyone dies)! 5 Creepy Creatures We Wish Science Hadn’t Just Discovered #5. A Hot-Pink Millipede That Oozes Cyanide It does have a pleasant, almond-like smell to it, but that’s just because
cracked: “Here’s why you should never get your history lessons from a film produced by Penthouse: It appears the stories of Roman sex festivals were mostly the result of nasty rumors made up after the fact.” #CrackedClassic 5 Ridiculous Lies
cracked: 15 Famous ‘Paranormal’ Photos (Explained by Science)
cracked: “Space Jam is one of those rare movies that manage to be utterly psychotic both on paper and in execution. There were no ‘Oh, it’ll make sense once you see the finished product’ conversations held about Space Jam. The initial pitch was
cracked: And in the first edition of H.G. Wells’ The Time Machine, there’s a little flip book corner of a Gremlin. 16 Bizarre Background Characters You Missed in Famous Movies
cracked: That’s the “Jason’s mask” harvestman spider (actual name), and it’s dressed up for Halloween as guess-what.
cracked: That carpet is not to be overlooked. 6 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Movies #5. Toy Story Is Full of References to The Shining For example, remember the scene in Toy Story where Buzz and Woody are trying to escape Sid’s house?
cracked: 16 Bizarre Background Characters You Missed in Famous Movies
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cracked: FYI: “Stone” means 14 pounds and “flying” means getting crapped on by airlines. 4 Airport Officials Who Went Out of Their Way to Be A-Holes You’d think airlines would do a little more to make the whole experience of catapulting through
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cracked: “What is this, The Michael J. Fox Show?” — an onlooker/accidental prophet 25 Behind the Scenes Movie Photos You Can’t Un-See
cracked: Chicago politics: it’s pretty much the template for the country! 5 Ways U.S. Democracy Is More Rigged Than You Think #5. Your Congressional Representative Has Already Been Chosen for You As a result of [gerrymandering], U.S. congressional
cracked: DID YOU KNOW: sometimes Leonardo’s little katana gets stuck flopping around outside his shell. 6 Weird Problems No One Tells You About Owning Exotic Pets #6. Turtles Will Make You Touch Their Horrific Dicks Like most males, turtles are proud
cracked: American commuting is a bigger waste than 40 subscriptions to Vibe. 5 Everyday Annoyances That Are Actually Worldwide Disasters #5. Traffic Jams Let’s start with the obvious: Sitting in clogged traffic causes us to waste an astonishing 2.9
cracked: English: it’s loaded with Latin, even though Latin’s deader than Ensign Nobackstory. 5 Reasons the English Language Makes No Freaking Sense #4. Some Words Are Spelled Wrong Because Some Academics Are Pretentious Jerkwads Over the last 500
cracked: “Speak about me to your psychiatrist you will.” 21 Real Deleted Scenes That Completely Change Famous Movies
cracked: 30 Mind-Blowing (True) Facts about Famous Movie Scenes
cracked: Birds evolved from dinosaurs, and one crazy bird species never forgot. Why the Cassowary Is the Most Terrifying Animal Ever
cracked: “There are currently no federal laws governing or restricting the ownership of flame-throwing devices. Some states have laws restricting possession of flamethrowers, with violations only considered to be misdemeanors, but 40 states have
cracked: [Johnny’s reaction when that one line didn’t work for him] 5 Covers That Improved the Lyrics of Famous Songs #5. Johnny Cash Finds Jesus and a Better Lyric for His Cover of NIN’s “Hurt” “Crown of Shit” BECAME “Crown
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cracked: “And that’s how we won the Cold War.” The 5 Most Hilariously Insane Secret Plots from History #2. Intimidating the Soviet Union With Enormous American Dicks In the early 1950s, the CIA used weather balloons to smuggle propaganda
cracked: STOP LYING TO US, CULTURE The 7 Most Preposterous Sexual Positions People Claim To Use In my limited sexing, I’ve enjoyed a few of the different fruits the Humptree has to offer, but there’s a lot out there, and some of it seems like it
cracked: “And in our top story, a video of someone falling down.” — Break.news 5 Video Game News Stories Nobody Noticed Were BS #5. A Woman Didn’t Kill Three People for the New Xbox The problem is, Break got the story from The Daily
cracked: Graphene is like Mr. Fantastic: scientific, bendy, and out to save the world. 6 Substances That Wipe Their Ass With the Laws of Physics #6. Graphene Can Do Almost Anything It transports electrons 10 times faster than silicon, and may soon be
cracked: You too can math your way out of a fine! 5 Ridiculous Ways People Got Out of Traffic Tickets #5. A Physicist Beats a Traffic Violation With a Physics Paper The cop who pulled over Dmitri Krioukov for running a STOP sign didn’t realize Krioukov
cracked: “HAVE YOU SEEN THIS POND?” 5 Ways the Earth Itself Is Going Insane #4. An Entire Lake Suddenly Disappears in Bosnia The eight-meter pond suddenly metamorphosed into a 30-meter hole, with displaced fish flopping out to their deaths
cracked: Hey water: what’s your deal? 5 Basic Things You Won’t Believe Science Can’t Explain #5. Water Is the Weirdest Substance on Earth A very simple principle of matter is that a liquid fills less volume when it freezes into a solid. … But
cracked: If Schwarzenegger used a real machine gun, Commando would be a Vine. 5 Gun Myths You Probably Believe (Thanks to Movies)
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cracked: Remember that time you complained about airport security? YOU WERE RIGHT. 7 Reasons the TSA Sucks (A Security Expert’s Perspective) The TSA couldn’t protect you from a 6-year-old with a water balloon. What are my qualifications for saying
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cracked: BREAKING: everything sucks less than ever. 5 Amazing Pieces of Good News Nobody Is Reporting #5. We’re Closing in on World Peace (Seriously) Professor Joshua Goldstein put it best: “If the world feels like a more violent place than it actually
cracked: “First of all, suicide rates do not spike around Christmas, contrary to what our collective unconscious apparently wants to believe. But while the holidays don’t sap our will to live, Christmas Day is better than any other at murdering
cracked: Make it a true December to Remember and wait till the 31st. 21 Money-Saving Life Hacks That Totally Work
cracked: 18 Gaping Plot Holes in Famous Movies
cracked: A Third Reich comes and goes, but a ✓+ in Penmanship is forever. The 23 Most Surprising (True) Facts About Awful People
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cracked: Later that day, he wrote a symphony. 6 Obnoxious Behaviors That Make You Better at Your Job #6. Show Up in a Bad Mood Scientists have long known that shitty moods make you focus more on grunt work, while good moods allow your mind to wander
cracked: ABOVE: a horrifyingly genetically modified grey wolf. 4 Exaggerated Dangers Everyone Loves to Hype #4. Genetically Modified Foods Aren’t Going to Kill You Let’s get one thing straight here: Science has been messing with your food since
cracked: “I didn’t believe it at first. Surely Threepio must have said something like ‘My word! The Ewoks believe me to be a God,’ or Leia must have said, ‘We need to stay here and help the Ewok rebellion,’ or Han must have said, ‘Tonight
cracked: God Mode is no match for Human Fingers. 30 Most Baffling Design Flaws of Popular Products
cracked: #SixSeasonsAndAMovieAndACougarTownCrossover 6 Insane Easter Eggs Buried in Famous TV Shows #6. Community’s Hidden Jokes Span Across Years, and Networks In a Season 2 [Community] episode, Abed tells a seemingly throwaway anecdote about
cracked: Tomorrow’s badasses have a certain wok. 4 Weirdly Specific Things Movies Believe About Food #4. In the Future, All Tough Guys Eat Noodles The entire trend can probably be traced back to Blade Runner (1982), where we’re first introduced
cracked: So…..so bronies are a throwback? 13 Old-Timey Photos You Won’t Believe Aren’t Photoshopped 3 #11. Friendship Is Magic Stop scrolling. Take a moment and really let that photo sink in — it gets funnier the longer you look at it. In fact,
cracked: Behold! An angel of the Lord yes really. 5 Things You Won’t Believe Aren’t In the Bible #5. Angels There are several kinds of angels in the Bible and you’ve probably heard about some of them, like archangels, cherubim and seraphim. They
cracked: Not only do nearly all mothers cradle their baby with their left arm (just because), but if they’re cradling with their right, they’re probably depressed. #CrackedClassic 5 Personal Things You Can Tell Just by Looking at Someone
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cracked: If your walls are strong enough, you can stay XBox alive. 4 Insane Brushes With Death People Had While Sitting at Home #3. Stray Bullet Shoots Through House and Gently Taps Man’s Forehead Josh Demeritt of Rochester, New Hampshire, was playing
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cracked: Life Continuity finds a way. 5 Movie Plot Holes You Didn’t Notice Due to Editing (Pt. 2) #5. A T. Rex Apparently Flies in Jurassic Park If you were born in the ’80s, the greatest moment of your life was the first tyrannosaur attack in Jurassic
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cracked: Oh to be his neighbor. 22 Inspiring Acts of Kindness That No One Ever Talks About
cracked: Don’t let the sexy, sexy Halloween asylums fool you. 5 Things Movies Don’t Tell You About Mental Institutions #5. They Don’t Use Straitjackets It’s actually a legal requirement that hospitals use the least restrictive restraints they
cracked: “First season winner Ryan Benson lost a total of 130 pounds, which is roughly the equivalent of two Goonies (excluding Sloth and Chunk). Who wouldn’t be motivated by that? We’ll tell you who wouldn’t be motivated — anyone who has
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