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cockchomp: not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
blastortoise: laserbabe: blastortoise: svvitzerland: bitches be like “I SWALLOW” but they cant even drink pulp smh fakes pulp is nasty cum isn’t. Sit yo ass down you would rather have somebody’s sperm in your mouth than fruit ya damn right
aznalexx: lorenzomariah: Boy : My heart hurts , Girl : Why ? Boy : Cos’ its been crying out for you but you cant hear it .. Girl : ( * Listens to heart beat ) Boy : Do you hear it ? Boy : Do you hear it telling you .. Girl : I love you too
hoyitzsquishy: you can delete my comment, but you cant delete the truth
17yr: there could be a lil lonely ghost buddy following u around cause he thinks ur funny and cute and wishes he could talk to u and be ur friend but he cant cause hes a ghost
deeandrareynolds: she can beat me…. but she cant beat my fashion
wwolfparty: when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
axl-fox: Tfw you’re super competitive but you cant beat your rival in turf war or stare contests then may as well best them at…. nosenuzzling.
stephenhawqueen: WE’VE WALKE D ON THE FUCKIGN MOON BUT I CANT WEAR SHORT S TO SCHOOL BECAUSE SOME GROSS 15 YEAR OLD WILL C;UM IN HIS PANTS IF HE SEES LEGS
folieadontleaveryan: map-of-problematique: shawnsmirk: I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR BLUE I WANT A NOSE RING I WANT A TATTOO I WANT TO DO THINGS WITH MY OWN BODY BUT I CANT BECAUSE OF SCHOOL AND ALSO BECAUSE MY MOM MOSTLY BECAUSE MY MOM
jourdehn:10000bc:sometimes i’ll see ppl in their early 20’s completely fucking covered in tattoos and im like damn what if one day youre 33 and u want a new tattoo but u cant get one cuz u done run out of skinI thought this was going to be really
Time to put some hair dye in my hair. Its like redish brown. I really need to go back fully red at some point though.
Toss the cake, keep the cookies
when ur friends dont find ur self depreciating jokes funny anymore but u cant stop
Okay so yesterday I did a plank for like 2 mins and my abs fucking burn and I want to laugh but I CANT!!!
armcontrolnerve:armcontrolnerve:i keep trying to think of how you could make the phenomenon of cicadas Weird And Surreal but likeyou cant. cicadas have already reached that point all by themselves“every 17 years hordes of insects emerge from the ground.
tiebelt: 4d3d3d3: delightfulgalaxies: yiffmaster: tiebelt: this is wild…… what a mess honestly like this album cover wouldve been really cool but i cant unsee this now and it just looks really damn silly like just look at him and then look at
cognacunbound:i hate this but i cant lie i be petty and do it too
garrus-vakkarian: me at 3am realizing that im not even having fun playing video games but i cant stop playing them because i crave constant entertainment and have forgotten how to enjoy reading or creating art
skinhungrypanda: bogleech: misterheadstrong: myfrankensteinromance: acetanilide: massiv3: hes rly cute!! not saying hes not with his tattoos but you cant rly see his face so CUTIE Oh my god this is the guy covered in the skeleton tattoo isn’t
sunegami: adjectivebear: liamdickinson: When the battle music plays, but you cant see anybody: “You can’t fast travel with enemies nearby”
unserehymnen: Please forgive me the ugly face spam but I cant help.Gabriel just send me this and it made my week.
babyanimalgifs: A RACCOON CAN FIND TIME TO SWEEP THE FLOOR BUT YOU CANT TAKE TIME TO TEXT BACK
maherissey: shoutout to all the kids who - grew up smart and lost it when they got to high school and dont know what happened - are so bright but just cant focus academically - are told their effort isnt good enough when in reality they just dont
babyanimalgifs:A RACCOON CAN FIND TIME TO SWEEP THE FLOOR BUT YOU CANT TAKE TIME TO TEXT BACK
theyellowbrickroad: money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
apathetic-oxyclean: therealjuviebanks: trenchcoatandfreckles: thereal-davestrider: katkayes: fuckyeahdekutree: ok so i tried to do this AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help YEAH THATS A BRILLIANT IDEA
fuckthepj: charmslapped: #1 New York Times Best Seller John Green brushes his teeth in a dumpster. im trying to imagine some context but i cant he was just brushing his teeth random places like under tables and in dumpsters for a video a few months
yogvrt: do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee but you cant pee because you just peed
dethgrips: what are weird/uncommon scents that you enjoy (like scents you cant get as a candle) mine are dental offices, pool chlorine, and gasoline
My head just hurts right now ok. If I could sleep I would and I want to sleep but I cant
whatamadworldwelivein: helloh0neybee: THIS DOESNT EVEN GO WITH MY BLOG I TRIED SO HARD TO NOT REBLOG THIS BUT I CANT OMFG KITTEH STAHP how the fuck does a cat falling asleep while sitting/leaning against a wall not go with your blog? what is wrong
sexymonstersupercreep: bogleech: misterheadstrong: myfrankensteinromance: acetanilide: massiv3: hes rly cute!! not saying hes not with his tattoos but you cant rly see his face so CUTIE Oh my god this is the guy covered in the skeleton tattoo
phosphorescentt: “at least I still have eyebrows when I take my makeup off” okay but they’re never on point so idk why you’re speaking
dylanohcryin: do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do
sunalwaysshining:My friend took this pic making fun of how I smiled all the time during cable work but jokes on her because my delt looked cool
yourdeaddarling:BUT SERIOUSLY SOMEDAY YOURE GOING TO WAKE UP AND YOULL BE IN A HOUSE IN A COMFY BED UNDER A NICE SOFT QUILT YOU DRAGGED YOUR HUSBAND/WIFE INTO A STORE TO GET AND YOULL TURN OVER AND THEYLL BE THERE SLEEPING AND YOULL REMEMBER BACK WHEN
aphroditescurves: Couldn’t decide on a filter but I look 👌🏽
vishousshadow: bogleech: misterheadstrong: myfrankensteinromance: acetanilide: massiv3: hes rly cute!! not saying hes not with his tattoos but you cant rly see his face so CUTIE Oh my god this is the guy covered in the skeleton tattoo isn’t
howtobeterrell: proteinmfdoyoueatit: darkjez: nia-ebadu: throughsanaseyes: nevermindreal: 4eva reblog US This should have a million notes… we can sit and reblog a bunch of weed post (that gets almost up to 60,000 notes) but we cant reblog
tulililli: katkayes: fuckyeahdekutree: ok so i tried to do this AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc
ignorantbitchassshit: clepse:“i wish i had a british accent” ah yes, the british accentthe singular british accent you want us to learn the differences between 800 accents but yall cant even differentiate between different languages/cultures/ethnicities?
jesussbabymomma: THE CUTEST BOYS COME INTO MY WORKPLACE LITERALLY ALLLLLL DAYYYYY BUT I CANT SPIT GAME WITHIN THE 30 SECONDS IM TRYING TO RING THEM UP WHILE ALSO TALKING TO THE NEXT CUSTOMER IN LINE. SO I HAVE TO THEM GO AND LIVE THEIR LIVES. WITHOUT
itsjust-insanity: wordplayqueen: chief-eazy: darkjez: nia-ebadu: throughsanaseyes: nevermindreal: 4eva reblog US This should have a million notes… we can sit and reblog a bunch of weed post (that gets almost up to 60,000 notes) but we cant
baetology: when Erykah said “…but you cant use my phone.”
jourdehn: 10000bc: sometimes i’ll see ppl in their early 20’s completely fucking covered in tattoos and im like damn what if one day youre 33 and u want a new tattoo but u cant get one cuz u done run out of skin I thought this was going to be really
pizzapartywithcrabstickz: can we please talk about how cute gerard way is? look at him just look, i don’t care whether you like him or not but you cant deny how cute this son of a bitch is
best-of-funny: yogvrt: do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee but you cant pee because you just peed X
