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tulililli: katkayes: fuckyeahdekutree: ok so i tried to do this AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc
ursorum: xantchawalker: Okay but: I CANT BELIEVE STEVEN UNIVERSE REFERENCED MY STUPID DEER POST I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS
mooncoffin: swiggitytrolls: when u doodle a random body part on its own and it looks rly good but u cant figure out how to add the rest of the body
liamdickinson: When the battle music plays, but you cant see anybody:
strictlybooty: I think I already have this one, but I cant resist rebloggin it once more
shercocklocked: andrewbreitel: overemotionalfaggot: girls are always complaining about how hard it is to be a girl because of their period HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BONER IN CLASS SIT DOWN i aint even a girl but u cant compare havin ur dick hard and
theyellowbrickroad: money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
lolinepeta: i can read hardcore kinky ass fanfiction with a straight face but i cant say hi to some people over the internet without blushing bye
shercockandmycrotch: justknowthatimalright: do you ever see or smell something and it just like takes you back to when you were a kid or something and you feel exactly like you did back then but you cant place the memory cause it only lasts for a split
skye-is-mine: republiccityfangirl: webbyghost: ocellite: jesus h christ oh my fucking god im sorry for reblogging this again but I CANT WITH THIS GIF I JUST LAUGH AND LAUGH EVERYTIME I See THIS this is soooo osdmasjfhajskfhaksjfhaksjfhaskf im sorry
nevvzealand: why am i not a butterfly i wanna fly into everyones faces and annoy them but they cant get mad cos im so pretty
hyperbolequeen: u kno when u feel a pimple coming on and ur like plz no but u cant stop it the pimple always comes we accept the pimples we think we deserve
invisibear: shercocklocked: andrewbreitel: overemotionalfaggot: girls are always complaining about how hard it is to be a girl because of their period HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BONER IN CLASS SIT DOWN i aint even a girl but u cant compare havin ur
kurokowithamustache: daniel-william-cumberbatch: yogvrt: do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee but you cant pee because you just peed This is so fuckin’ deep.
alltimehoot: alltimehoot: i want a cute person who checks up on me everyday and sends me happy song lyrics and tells me they love me and messages me cheesy jokes and stupid puns and why cant i have this !!!!
moni158: kadota: okay i know chapter 50 was devastating and an emotional trainwreck but i cant stop laughing at this fucker gonna get me some hot buns of steel Little titan there knows whats important.
cockchomp: not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
wwolfparty: when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
djingo: i wanna call so many people out on their shit but i cant because i also dont wanna be a douchebag
hate: they say money cannot buy happiness but i cant think of one fun activity that does not require money
barajunpei: Why the fuck does everyone in anime have a flip phone I mean you can shoot fire out your ass and become God but you cant upgrade to a iphone 4s
calentinesday: jourdehn: 10000bc: sometimes i’ll see ppl in their early 20’s completely fucking covered in tattoos and im like damn what if one day youre 33 and u want a new tattoo but u cant get one cuz u done run out of skin I thought this was
sludgelady: ppl are replying to other ppls posts. i am unable to. im here, stuck behind the glass wall, im screaming but you cant hear me
aplpaca: kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper” no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes
I really wish ppl wouldn’t let their kids play in the halls of my building??? Like it’s nice outside??? Take your child out into the sun????? Not everyone is as enamoured with your shrieking offspring as you seem to be. Please stop forcing
uglyfun: uglyfun: u can lead an artist to a nice chair but u cant make them sit right 2 years later now that “gays can’t sit correctly” is a thing, this post seems particularly damning
9th-street-hooker: Daddys been gone for only 4 days but i cant touch myself for another week and a half. His cousin is here to let me out of my chasity belt so i can pee she makes me leave the door open and only gives me 90 seconds. She likes tease
bogleech: misterheadstrong: myfrankensteinromance: acetanilide: massiv3: hes rly cute!! not saying hes not with his tattoos but you cant rly see his face so CUTIE Oh my god this is the guy covered in the skeleton tattoo isn’t it?! :D I love him
kravemychocolatekurves: skinhungrypanda: bogleech: misterheadstrong: myfrankensteinromance: acetanilide: massiv3: hes rly cute!! not saying hes not with his tattoos but you cant rly see his face so CUTIE Oh my god this is the guy covered in the
I miss you. I want to call but I cant. I care. I show it. Always have…
darkjez: nia-ebadu: throughsanaseyes: nevermindreal: 4eva reblog US This should have a million notes… we can sit and reblog a bunch of weed post (that gets almost up to 60,000 notes) but we cant reblog something REAL like this. OWN YOUR HISTORY
maherissey: shoutout to all the kids who - grew up smart and lost it when they got to high school and dont know what happened - are so bright but just cant focus academically - are told their effort isnt good enough when in reality they just dont
jourdehn:10000bc:sometimes i’ll see ppl in their early 20’s completely fucking covered in tattoos and im like damn what if one day youre 33 and u want a new tattoo but u cant get one cuz u done run out of skin I thought this was going to be really
jourdehn:10000bc:sometimes i’ll see ppl in their early 20’s completely fucking covered in tattoos and im like damn what if one day youre 33 and u want a new tattoo but u cant get one cuz u done run out of skinI thought this was going to be really
flawlessspecter: theeindian: quantumbanana: staringinto-the-deepblue: I’M DYING I AM CRYING I JUST STARTED LAUGHING AND CLAPPING LIKE A SEAL IN CASE YOU NEED TO **** ME BUT YOU CANT, I KNOW, I’VE TRIED. HE ****’D 80 PEOPLE IN 2 DAYS.
asvprock:when you want to help someone but you cant
gillandy: does anyone else ever feel guilty for not being mentally ill enough? like your anxiety or depression fucks you up but then you have good days and you’re productive and it’s like, wow clearly I was faking it bc look at me! I’m fine! and
teamrcket: Ya kno i cant risk this
bpdgenji: tfw you’re already fully aware of the unnecessary self destructive bullshit you’re doing but you cant bring yourself to do anything to stop it
lornacrowley: when ur hatereading someone’s blog and you come across something pretty fucked up but you cant say anything about it because then everyone will know that you’ve been hatereading and you have to uphold your good neighborly reputation
When you really want to talk to someone but you cant, that shit hurts
matulaspatula: @jskrilla @tj-593 look what I found in my attic! I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂
unicornhorn48: 😓 it’s so hot 🤔 but I cant tell if getting naked made it cooler or hotter Check out my onlyfans page for some hot videos, over 30 uploaded so far and only ŭ a month https://onlyfans.com/unicornhorn48
skinhungrypanda: bogleech: misterheadstrong: myfrankensteinromance: acetanilide: massiv3: hes rly cute!! not saying hes not with his tattoos but you cant rly see his face so CUTIE Oh my god this is the guy covered in the skeleton tattoo isn’t
So I’m jokingly (but seriously considering) looking for a new career that doesn’t involve people at all.
lifewasted: likeafisttothejaw: Just throwing this out there, but new song… What if they have a new album coming out near when the come back to the U.S. in the fall? I like this idea better than the idea that they’re breaking up and that’s why
seedy: u know the feel when your friend is sad and you just wanna un-sad them but u cant and it makes u feel like such a terrible person
