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hebihimehancock: when youre drawing and something is wrong but you cant figure out what it is
cockchomp: not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
maherissey: shoutout to all the kids who - grew up smart and lost it when they got to high school and dont know what happened - are so bright but just cant focus academically - are told their effort isnt good enough when in reality they just dont
foammm: was gonna wait to post this but i cant lol
cockchomp: not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties.
dragonsroar: well-shit-hanji: youkobandit: jeankiirschteiin: I’m going to cry I cant :l WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY. WAS THAT REALLY. HOYL SHIT THIS IS SO WELL DONE
joseffu: imagine being rich and a fan of anime. like, millionaire. want a figure? buy ten. like what a characters wearing one episode? hello personal tailor. want some merch but u cant find anything cool? who cares. pay someone to make some just for
monsieurpaprika: the au nobody wanted- everything is the same except mink blushes easily and cant help it
moccats: cashew print… i was going to fix some stuff but i cant be bothered to do it anymore LOL
m4ge: concept: i break into your house. i play the violin for three hours straight. i dont know how to play the violin. i have sheet music spread all over your floor, but i cant read any of it so i improvise. i ask for your opinion every 10 minutes.
redgart: A McHanzo one page doujin hahaAnyways I’m not dead but I cant post so often as I would like to due to a lot of reasons.I hope you like this pic, btw I used a reference cuz I wanted to practice more poses and study :)
corporalcarp: when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog
radboysehun: im ok w spending ุ on food but wont buy a ุ shirt
season0yamiyuugis: takingbackourculture: Just wanted to share the disaster that is Regina Spektor. Shame, I really enjoy(ed?) her music but now I’d probably cringe if I played her music ever again. Didn’t realise she was such a shameless racist.
codblackopstips: “You can make a throne of bayonets, but you cant sit on it for long.” — Boris Yeltsin
stay-ocean-minded: i hate sundays because sunday is homework day but i cant do my homework because i have to spend my day accepting the fact that i have school tomorrow
shanshortcakebeauty: I get asked so often what color I dye my hair with! It’s usually mostly Manic Panic Infra Red and Sparks Purple Passion. I redyed it last night and used this combination (most of these were almost gone so I used them up!) this
i can hear everyone having a good time and i just cant :/
psychedelictrashbag: Tumblr fools: You’re an attractive person on the internet, so i’m going to objectify you and ask intensely personal questions, while demanding that you reciprocate my attraction. Me: uhhh could you not T: BUT I CANT HELP IT
delightfulgalaxies: yiffmaster: tiebelt: this is wild…… what a mess honestly like this album cover wouldve been really cool but i cant unsee this now and it just looks really damn silly like just look at him and then look at the size of the windows
Here’s this stupid ass story My dumbass promised yall lol
hoeonfilm: cant wait til i move to another country and be that girl that disappeared to live her life
te-amo-corazon: sashaahoneycarter: davidmalki: Dang no kidding! These grinch ads are PULLING ZERO PUNCHES.I dunno how this helps advertise a movie for children, but grinch is woke, dang.W-what are you saying here, grinchAll right grinch THAT is taking
darkjez: nia-ebadu: throughsanaseyes: nevermindreal: 4eva reblog US This should have a million notes… we can sit and reblog a bunch of weed post (that gets almost up to 60,000 notes) but we cant reblog something REAL like this. OWN YOUR HISTORY
tulililli: katkayes: fuckyeahdekutree: ok so i tried to do this AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc
drkfvntasy: darkjez: nia-ebadu: throughsanaseyes: nevermindreal: 4eva reblog US This should have a million notes… we can sit and reblog a bunch of weed post (that gets almost up to 60,000 notes) but we cant reblog something REAL like this.
labellaashley69: Did you guys miss me? been awhile would some how like to to blame it on Final Fantasy 14 (Which is a kick-ass game!!!), but i cant lie just been busy………dont forget to follow me on Twitter @labellaashley69
I need a new job. I am grateful for this one but i cant deal with this mangement.
babyanimalsdaily: When u lose ur phone in the couch but u cant find itFollow Us for More BABY ANIMALS DAILY
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notoriouslynay: davemaster300: kenyanxgyal: chrissongzzz: My People are too LIT.✊🏿 the lady who took off her coat and rolled up her sleeves…that’s so me This was awesome I know i reblogged this before but i cant resist
timeywimeymindpalace: meaningmelody: bloggish: hanhula: what if Gallifreyan sounds like music to us And the DW theme is actually the Doctor’s name HOLY FUCK BUT I CANT STOP IMAGINING THE DOCTOR BEING LIKE OK IM FINALLY GONNA TELL U GUYS MY
wwolfparty: when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
retiredjesus: when u dont feel like chilling but you cant think of an excuse
permanentlyhiddlestoned: phoenix: sakibatch: one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”
yogvrt: do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee but you cant pee because you just peed
barajunpei: Why the fuck does everyone in anime have a flip phone I mean you can shoot fire out your ass and become God but you cant upgrade to a iphone 4s
pastrymisha: #Cas no we can’t afford organic #yeah i know it tastes better but we cant budget that in #okay fine like some apples or whatever for you and sam #like three #okay four you want it to be even i get it #no #no we’re not going to
map-of-problematique: shawnsmirk: I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR BLUE I WANT A NOSE RING I WANT A TATTOO I WANT TO DO THINGS WITH MY OWN BODY BUT I CANT BECAUSE OF SCHOOL AND ALSO BECAUSE MY MOM
lillybgoddess: lillybgoddess: Babes n bling flapper style 💋@sexymaturelady***********************************************Ohhh…..wow! You are amazing! Such a beautiful set. Ive got a flapper outfit too but i cant pull it off like you are here. Lets
movealongmate: Nami and Nico Robin Made some Nami and Nico animation. There is a white glare somewhere in video, especially in one of the povs but i cant fix that. It appears that it is an map issue that appeared under certain camera angles,and was not
skye-is-mine: republiccityfangirl: webbyghost: ocellite: jesus h christ oh my fucking god im sorry for reblogging this again but I CANT WITH THIS GIF I JUST LAUGH AND LAUGH EVERYTIME I See THIS this is soooo osdmasjfhajskfhaksjfhaksjfhaskf im sorry
valkeakuulas: frostygears: jonmot: I don’t know why I drew this or when I drew this but, I CANT RE..SIST..! SO EMBARRASSED This was my first time drawing something like this, and it’s.. weird. 쪽팔렼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ YES GOOD keep drawing.
sickbayready: jonmot: I don’t know why I drew this or when I drew this but, I CANT RE..SIST..! SO EMBARRASSED This was my first time drawing something like this, and it’s.. weird. 쪽팔렼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Oh….oh my… That….looks rather
So tired and want sleep but can’t sleep. Time to raid the Operation Raccoon City’s Vector tag and P3’s Shinjiro tag…
sinceredir: Halloween Jetling shenanigans! Skywarp has a plan but needs Thundercracker and Starscream for help ^^
yiffe: i wanna call so many people out on their shit but i cant because i also dont wanna be a douchebag
its-a-beautiful-bliss: hipppiebaby: poopflow: whorville: Do people under 5’4 even really exist? they do, we just cant see them fuck you guys Woah, who said that?!
moruboru: kled can say ‘shit’ ‘piss’ ‘ass’ but jhin cant have his nsfw color text ty rito
helixel: This was funnier in my head, but i cant help feeling bad for my horse when I do this. Sorry Lemon you’re gonna have to fend for yourself for a while.Bonus ending:
wolfinforher: Current Mood: I wish I could do this but I cant. My cage wont let me
cfnmslave1966: supervisedmasturbation: Secretarial masturbation supervision of her boss …one of her Key Performance Indicators for her performance reviews.. I can touch them but you cant boy
thigh-high-senpai: staff can delete my posts but they cant delete my love for gigantic fat titties
