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cryingbloodviolently: redpancla: when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILLO I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW
kiiouex:the best new mechanic in FFXV is that when it rains, everyone’s hair gets drenched and flat and sad, but you can equip them with extra-strength hair gel to prevent this from happening. It takes up a combat accessory slot. But you can do it.
know-your-body: shesanobject: She can only carry one man’s child at a time, but you can knock up as many bitches as you want. That’s why they’re all worthless and replaceable to us, but every cock means the whole world to them. People have known
vintageinstepford: eveadams01: “I’m popping out but would love to come home to some home baked cookies baby” “But I can barely move like this” “Oh it’s ok they are springs. So you just need to pull and you can move your arms and lower your
helpstopthevirus: HIV Can Lead to AIDS,but it does not have to happen. There is no cure for HIV, but you can take care of yourself. Talk to a healthcare provider about HIV treatment. And stop the virus in your body.HelpStopTheVirus.com
humansofnewyork: “I’m not too emotional of a guy. People say I have a good heart, but they’re wrong. I have principles. The heart is a fickle thing. There’s no way I can love everybody. So I’m not even going to try. But I can respect everyone
justbeingaslut: i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab
adorablespiders: I see about 10 of these a day! Usually they’re only out at night, but this cutie was chilling in the daytime! But I can’t figure out what these are (other than orb weavers?) AS: it’s an English Cross spider! I can never tell the
i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you
It’s almost 1pm and I haven’t eaten anything, only had water and a small bit of preworkout to wake me up and to study for the CPA. I can sense that I’m kinda hungry but i don’t wanna eat anything, and my dad brought me out half of this sandwich
angolanbae: midnight-sun-rising: yourmainshawty: These all relate to me 😭 Me on high school my life
nstama: Interviewer: Why can’t you be alone without Yoko? John Lennon: But I can be alone without Yoko, but I just have no wish to be. There’s no reason on earth why I should be alone without Yoko. There’s nothing more important than our
justignorewhatyoudontlove: twilightchildriku: aradiiaa: thegreyturtle: aradiiaa: Ok but can we please take a moment to appreciate the fact that, Hunk’s gun is obviously heavy, like it probably weighs around 50 pounds, but he can hold it up by
bae-jjong: bae-min: IT’S LIKE 3000 euro + PER YEAR BUT I CAN GO TO SOME UNIVERSITIES FOR FREE IN THE NETHERLANDS FOR 1900 EURO WHY THE FUCK IS IRELAND TO EXPENSIVE I FELT LIKE A POOR STUDENT BUT I DON’T THINK I CAN EVEN NAG ABOUT IT ANYMORE TELL
brownglucose: makin-jet-moves: reverseracist: zellah8: alwayskeepingitonehundred: I DID NOT KNOW WHAT THEY WAS TRYNA SAY BUT EHEN YOU REALIZE WHAT THEY WAS TRYNA SAY OMG what does this mean FILET MIGNON You can pay for school but you can’t buy
hardcock4sissies: I can only take princess’ teasing so long, but I can’t help but love the way she sniffs my smelly cock. The straight hair is just begging to be tugged, and those cute little socks, mmm. I need to pull your head down and get it
“I can tamper with the records, but I can’t create a soul. I experimented a lot, but most of them never became anything more than flesh dolls without a self. That’s why I call them, not living and not dead, The Bizarre Dolls.” "How
fallingtowers:fallingtowers:interesting fact about me is that I have a great memory but I also have a shit memory what this means in practice is I can recite any number of simpsons scenes verbatim but I can’t remember what I did last week
mortimermcmirestinks:making-comic-edits:bad-comic-art: she’s supposed to be in jail but she can totally just slip through those bars right? like something out of a bugs bunny cartoon but hey can’t let anything get in the way of showing that rack!Trail
wheelchair-warrior: can-u-not-my-wayward-son: murtunacaptor: baliset: zillydun: saccharinescorpion: okay so this is totally awesome and sweet but i can’t help but be a little confused and intrigued as to the meaning of some of those icons “my
fang107: just-shower-thoughts: Getting stoned makes you think you cant do stuff but you can. getting drunk makes you think you can do stuff but cant. Really?
the-reynolds-pamphlet:ina-gartens-weave: v1als: ina-gartens-weave: v1als: v1als: not to start drama in the history fandom but some of yall out there have really bad opinions and also no critical thinking skills also while I’m here: historical figures
dat-soldier:you can put your whole pussy into what you do but you gotta accept not everyone likes your pussy
purpskurpp: shego: shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with shout out to people who you have had sex with in broad daylight but you can still have a regular conversation with
wintry-mix: adriofthedead: egorseksualno-racelett: tokyosketch: how can you be so fucking lucky though? you write shitty fanfiction and get the chance to turn it into a book and then you get a fucking movie on top of it why can’t this happen
Me: bruh I feel like garbage in the way that only looking at monsterd can help at allMe, searching “monster” on tumblr: okay I mean I don’t understand why you would tag your porn with “monster” but can you just like chill a bit?
That moment when you desperately wanna communicate with someone, anyone, but have no idea what to say, have the inability to do so verbally, and have no way of doing anything to go about finding a way to do one or the other.
Interviewer: Why can’t you be alone without Yoko?John Lennon: But I can be alone without Yoko, but I just have no wish to be. There’s no reason on earth why I should be alone without Yoko. There’s nothing more important than our relationship,
soul-to-skweeze: tusscan: Interviewer: Why can’t you be alone without Yoko? John Lennon: But I can be alone without Yoko, but I just have no wish to be. There’s no reason on earth why I should be alone without Yoko. There’s nothing more important
50shadesofwinchester: talking in your head is weird because you’re saying words but your mouth isn’t moving and no one can hear you but you can hear yourself. like you could just say something totally ridiculous like butter my biscuit baby in a seductive
blindthoughts:I just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their
hakosukajapan: flat6ix: hakosukajapan: Bringing this back so I can upset more people It’s not that I don’t respect the scene, I actually like it in general. But I can’t help but laugh at a couple, especially at the Mark X. It’s just funny.
ayeeitsmichiie: forever-bombshell: “Jamie saved my life. She taught me everything. About life, hope and the long journey ahead. I’ll always miss her. But our love is like the wind. I can’t see it, but I can feel it.” “A Walk to Remember”
primeum: blindthoughts: I just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly
blindthoughts: I just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their
sakialumei: I know Burial at Sea came out eons ago but I just beat it and I fuckin can’t right now like I tried to make a cool picture but I can’t even do that. Fuck everything I hate this game.
myredbike: “Love can get complicated when it shouldn’t. People let all kinds of things mess with it. Some big, some small, but all unnecessary. Love is such a pure feeling. There’s nothing quite like it. But it can so easily get tarnished.
Last night in Nutley! but as the saying goes you can take the girl out of Nutley but you can’t take the Nutley out of the girl ;) Clifton, I hope you treat me just as good. Woohoo! Time to make the ultimate bachelorette pad.
green-satan: milkybabie: I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings
aoiras: I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up
mattssogrimey: 🤷🏾♂️-I’m either fuckin or gettin fucked! -I’m not a top but i can top-I’m not a bottom but i can bottom-I don’t verse (flip) during sex
“Jamie saved my life. She taught me everything. About life, hope and the long journey ahead. I’ll always miss her. But our love is like the wind. I can’t see it, but I can feel it.”
verdire: vxis: cockkkkkkkk: overachievious: hallucinogenicteaparties: quitechanel: This is a bathroom where people can’t see you but you can see them so if they were to look in the mirror it would seem as if they were looking right at you but
suckmydickyoubitch: You know, since I read that about Drake… that turned a bitch on, like I want to see his ass now. Drake can get it (he been could) but I don’t need you nutting in my hair, but you can nut in my mouth anytime with that thick dick
owls-love-tea: Interviewer: Why can’t you be alone without Yoko? John Lennon: But I can be alone without Yoko, but I just have no wish to be. There’s no reason on earth why I should be alone without Yoko. There’s nothing more important than our
browngirlblues: know-your-body: shesanobject: She can only carry one man’s child at a time, but you can knock up as many bitches as you want. That’s why they’re all worthless and replaceable to us, but every cock means the whole world to them.
