but i can post
NSFW Tumblr
find but i can post on porn pin board
but i can post clips
jihanmck: Cute but goofy college guy pees his pants in front of the whole school on the last day of school. Hilarious! “Don’t get stage fright!!!”: Taurus, Virgo, Libra, Gemini Lost a bet and has to pee their pants: Aquarius, Pisces, Cancer,
finally gonna finish readin that saber/rin fic i was readin like 2 years agobut im gonna re-read it from the beginning so i can relive the good shit
But I can’t go tell everyone because its pony porn.
But you can help out if you want…
But I can’t decide if it should have metaton tentacles teasing her about her secret hentai stash, or undyne tentacles?
shylittlebaby: shylittlebaby: shylittlebaby: Right I’m about to tackle the messenger but I’m drunk. If my response is non existent, angry or grumpy now you know why. Don’t send stupid shit and I’ll be pleasant. Honestly I love receiving messages
Not deleted but maybe shadow banned?
Can we Talk about the fact that there is an actual dating sim game where the characters you date are actually pigeons and not humans ok.
I am getting yelled at for eating the last slice of pizza and using(but washing afterwards) my sisters towel. -_-
but in marketing we have to design a shoe and my marketing team came up with the group name “shoecci” as in shoe+gucci and now I am just waiting for the humiliating moment when we have to present ourselves on stage and the freshmens and
seoul-wasted: umm can you not?
dirtykills: Somebody take me away…because I can’t take this pain…
sexicancore: ouan: mintmeow: i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them do you need a hug i think we all need a hug
nocturnaljourneyman: austrias-panties: paranoid-rhythm: jungobakoba: eyecandybutts: damedaniel: did-you-kno: Source hot dads for all MOVES TO JAPAN god i clicked on the source expecting it to be a joke but it links to the actual site and they
kimjoonramyun: when you’re out shopping and you see something and you go “wow my bias would look so good in this!” and you touch it for a minute before you realize you can’t just go give it to them and you stand there with this longing feeling
wanderixg: new comme shit
can 2018 be the year of stopping attacking and ridiculing people who aren’t doing any harm to anyone and just wanna enjoy their interests? (homestuck ppl, furries, otherkin) cuz it really gets me down when y’all try to make people having fun an excuse
“But how can you KNOOOOOW you don’t like the food if you’ve never TRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEED it?????”
I said I wouldn't, but then I did
punkfaery:punkfaery:anyway i think it’s really funny how this nsfw ban has played itself out. the staff has basically stopped trying to remove the porn and instead just blacklisted certain terms so that you can’t search for them, thus meaning that
-“But what can ya do?” -“Nothing.”
can I sleep now?
Reblog if you’d want nothing more than to be fattened up beyond belief until your nothing but a massive, fat, helpless, and hungry blob.
“But I can hardly sit still. I keep fidgeting, crossing one leg and then the other. I feel like I could throw off sparks, or break a window–maybe rearrange all the furniture.” ~ Raymond Carver, Where I’m Calling From: New and Selected
Rough Hands
littledigits: what would you call a bill possessed Mable ? bable ? lol idk im sure someone thought up something. I’m actually surprised it turned out to be a fuller (albeit greyscale) picture. edit: yes I get it ’ mabill ‘ - you can stop
absurditea: vanconcastiel: teganiamyours: nottonight-imonfire: youwilldream: shitshilarious: strawberryfck: “I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD” I HATE MY GOTHIC HAMSTER I NEED IN MY COFFEE SOME SUGAR I CAN MAKE ALL THESE HAND MOTIONS
bilbo-baggins-official: I bet Wolf didn’t even have a nickname picked out. Scarlet asked what his name was and he thought “Wait, I can’t tell her my real name. She could look me up. Gotta think of something inconspicuous” and of course the first
a penisu in your ass ♥
reversatility1: Shaw’s Coats (Person of Interest)Kind of a companion piece to Root’s leather jackets, I guess :). The double-breasted peacoat is my favorite, but they all work for me, especially in scenes where Shaw has her swagger. Well, maybe
but she can just make another panty lol
“Can I just say, traveling with you, I love it.” “Me too.”
Can you reblog this if you’d RP with someone over 30?
BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE. Week 1 | Week 2 | Week 3 | Week 4 | Week 5 | Week 6 | Week 7 | Week 8
this show is so stupid omg
i want to stay up all night and play games but i have to go to work and be an adult and do adult things and not cry i don’t want this i want the exact opposite of this
but I can draw gungie alright
"But the CANON has XYZ triggering content! How did you get through the canon if you need trigger warnings?!?!?"
Can we talk about how I told one of my coworkers today that I go to the comic book store every Wednesday and she said, “Oh! So you’re like Sheldon! From Big Bang Theory!” No. No, I am not.
I can’t believe I used to think I was cis.
can someone please tell the m*kishim*/onod* shippers that their ship is gross and their summaries are rife with grooming?
But seriously my cheeks feel so red from being told i would be something so cute omg
ivader: Soon after destroying the Jedi, the Emperor had told Vader that he would one day be tempted to kill him. He’d said that the relationship between Sith apprentice and Master was symbiotic but in a delicate balance. An apprentice owed his Master
snart: the worlds most boring pose but…lets hear it for the boy
allthebestforme: jlayton4: Well short story.. Our gym only has dumbells to 100lbs. I can rep those for 15-20 so I put a 20 on top of the 100s… To make 120lb dumbells. Got 8 reps. Then decided to put 35s. The 20s were small enough to be stable without
birdmap: alanturing: the girl who lives next to me just brought a guy home at 1am and the walls are super thin and i can hear them watching the entire llamas with hats series llamas with hats and chill
but sure, I know this is the only star
kissmyfreckless: ntbx: bespectacledbrwnbeauty: onyourtongue: overzoe: onyourtongue: Lil baby got bars 😩😩❤️ awwww omg lol We’re literally born with rhythm and flow. But he was rhyming the baby talk. Awe too cute This shit is fire!
"But I can't have an eating disorder BECAUSE..."
foresterboy: deadxsushi: root-beer-riku: Anyone who says you can’t give flowers to boys clearly hasn’t tried it. Seriously, give a boy some roses, they get adorably flustered and go all red. It’s the most precious thing. Give more boys
But it can get better. Keep going ♥
dyellas: do you ever read people’s tags and get like damn why can’t I hang out with this majestic funny motherfucker
Can we talk about Yana Toboso for a second?
italian-king: Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Russia called England and America an old married couple? That is all
my classmates in my physics class are so fucking cisnormative and they’re always arguing over shit they know nothing about.
whenever i write kounoi i just *aggrESSIVELY PRETENDS NOIZ CAN FEEL*
can anyone guide a poor soul to buying services for yahoo auctions.;u;
But tomorrow you'll come back, right?
i can’t believe i’m this upset over a parasyte dying
i mean i only have myself to blame bc i don’t wear my brace or do my exercises but fuck if i’m not gonna complain anyway bc holy shit does my knee hurt
