but i can post
NSFW Tumblr
find but i can post on porn pin board
but i can post clips
slytheringsnake: my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?“ and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered "Maybe i need to use the sleep”
Can I please be as confident as Jules or maddy from euphoria ?
But yall can’t say Quvenzhané
teedotell: Levi was leading a squad, but they were ambushed by a group of titans while pursuing a deviant. The entire squad, except for Mikasa, was wiped out. Read More
You know you can blame your team for losing a LoL game when:
I really want a TWGOK-themed friend list ….
damnaveragesheep:mannybarbosa: thepurplepaladin: mannybarbosa: Oh shit they make condoms with rulers on them. I want this 😱 this would destroy egos R.I.P insecure boys I love making insecure boys cry over stupid things.
inudarling: Can we talk about the fact that INUYASHA IS TRENDING
RETURN OF THE TRASH CAN
perfvert: xenzii: I was at Barnes and Noble today and saw this…then immediately thought of Sebastian. i read that as ‘ruining the home’ but then that would be written by grell
complacency-ofthe-learned: damiandominodavis: Biologists would have you call this thing an Armadillo-Girdled Lizard, Cordylus cataphractus, but I won’t be fooled. This is clearly a baby dragon. They also have this adorable habit of biting their
can it still be considered a nap if I’m taking it at nearly 1am?
tarotempura:aaaaaaah I ordered the 2 volumes of the vld comics that are out rn and the second volume came damaged ;n; The bookstore shipped me a new copy but they gave me an estimate of 3-6 business days for it to arrive and here we are on day 6 with
Ugh I need a boyfriend, mostly so I can have someone to fuck every night.
But he can afford some J’s?! the fuck… i bet he got those at goodwill huh.
wwolfparty: when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
the game looked so yum in that pillsnpotions video.
britney: americandreambarbie: surprisebitch: psych2go: For fun! PS: Forgot to mention, you can only pick 1. easy i’ll pick the orange pill. then master the art of being an alchemist then create these pills with my bare hands and then take them
Team "I want Deadpool to have a boyfriend in the sequel but not at the cost of Vanessa's life"
Can I get "If you were my girlfriend..." messages?
coooooooooooooorvo: coooooooooooooorvo: how does roy mustang snap with gloves on “The ‘snap’ sound heard at the start of these transmutations is caused by the instantaneous speed at which the highly concentrated gases and sparks react together
“But how can you KNOOOOOW you don’t like the food if you’ve never TRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEED it?????”
foone:PSA:1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly2. If you are silly, you must stay silly2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
but it can be
but i can’t fall in love with my best friend because she’s female
scottthepilgrim: holy shit were cute as can be hahahaha oh yes.
sarahseeandersen: For the other doodlers out there. I CAN’T be the only one.
but where can i get one of these tho?
But how can you be sure Inara don’t just wanna see you?
GirlLovingGirls
youngblackandvegan: when a guy says “i’m kind of an ass hole” he’s not being cute, he’s being honest so when he turns out to be an ass hole you can’t even be mad because he told you what he was
“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better” “maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better” “maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better” “maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
eva-420: pawneeparksandrecreation: A live action Pokémon movie where Danny DeVito plays Meowth like not in a costume or anything but nobody acknowledges it
But in the end it doesn't even matter
But I can't fly away with these rotten wings of mine...
thegirldanielle:i remember when i thought people in their 20s were adults but now we’re all in our 20s just dicking around and bumping into each other trying to figure out where free food is
680xsouth: basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
BUT WHY CAN’T I SLEEP??
Can I just say
zodiacsociety: Libra Traits: You are multifaceted and will oftentimes have an inner cycling of swaying from light to dark. You can be profoundly humorous and comically deep. You know how to order things together so that everything is perfectly aesthetic
cummbunny: he said it!! HE SAID IT AHHH!! darfin was doing things to me :$ and he said ‘are you going to cum for daddy’ and I exploded soooo hard and now my legs don’t work and I’m so happy and tired but he called himself daddy!!!!
I’m really craving a sleepover with my best friends where we wear comfy clothes, gossip, do our hair, eat like shit, take night time walks and get super hyper and overtired so we end up laughing at nothing and everything until we can’t breathe
valenscult: Oh, he’s playing a Fender Bass IV. It’s tuned E to E, like a guitar, but in the range of a bass. I have the Squier version of it.
But I can't bear to stay.
but you can do gayer than that
BUT I CAN’T WAIT 2 WEEKS UNTIL A NEW EPISODE……………
But you can be certain of one thing slut, all of your neighbors will know My name~!
Also today I watched Good Will Hunting for the first time Two hours of Boston accents I wanted to FACKING kill myself
i may be a lil dead inside but at least im gr8 at giving head
Can i be miley now or what
Can someone please tell me they’ve already finished Nico’s route too so I don’t feel like the only obsessive one because I finished it yesterday and I’m just sitting here
but i can’t cause my bed is less comfy then lava
Can’t wait to see Cena as the Undisputed WWE Champion…
We can’t let Analgeddon spread to other regions.Protect your waifu’s and don’t let their butts fall prey to it.
