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cucumber tomato salad can be one of the most delicious dishes ever but people ruin it by smothering it in thick, processed italian dressing.
Probably gonna make vegan Mac and cheese today. I’ve actually never liked Mac and cheese but I love this teese cheese so I’m gonna give it a try.
I’VE BEEN HUNGRY SINCE 4 BUT BOTH OF MY PARENTS ARE HOME BEING ASSHOLES IN THE KITCHEN SO I CAN’T GET MY SNACKS
plant-strong replied to your post: “None of my friends have time for me but it’s cool”: I HAVE TIME FOR YOU, COME TO ENGLAND, WE’LL HAVE NACHOS AND A JAM SESSIONYes please let’s do this!!
This pizza says it feeds 2-4 people but it’s about to feed 2-4 of my emotional disorders
Dill Hummus! 1 can of low sodium chick peas 2-3 tbs of dried dill 1 tbs of garlic 1.5 tbs of tahini 1 tbs coconut oil Lemon juice or lemon pepper Salt Pepper Chili powder • drain chickpeas but keep a few tbs of the liquid •put them in the
As promised,100% vegan stuffing! White bread and a pretty large amount of earth balance butter. Not healthy but realllyyyy delicious
Okay but Hampton creek chipotle mayo
justinjieber: I want a boyfriend who will call me cute nicknames and cuddle with me and leave little kisses all over my face and make me food and watch cute movies with me and fuck me so hard I dont walk for 84 days
meeting got canceled due to NOBODY SHOWING UP OTHER THAN ME AND THE PRES. >:/ in other news, i think my park workout was pretty good. i need to keep better track of my intervals because i know i did 5 parts running, not 3 like it says on there, but
well this summer keeps on becoming one thing after another. yesterday, i don’t know what level of hell i visited, but today, i’m just going to focus on keeping my spirits up. blueberry pancakes with my favorite coffee, a gentle morning, until
I don’t understand how I am this tired. I’ve been awake for not even 14 hours, I slept in, and I cooked and cleaned and surfed the internet. I took it easy. But my head feels like it’s made of a denser material than usual. My neck feels exhausted
I found a recipe i like the looks of, but I’m not experienced at folding dough. So in the benefit of time and simplicity, i made scrambled eggs with squash. And herbs from the garden and kale from the market. Ill have to do the scones when i have more
A typical peanut butter and apple oatmeal but with Nutella as well and in a coffee themos
English muffin, hard white cheddar, egg fluffed with 1% milk, spinach and turkey sausage. I know it’s not quite the same thing as eating an entire large pizza, but this is gonna be so good! I needed the protein today!
i’ve been making homemade breakfast sandwiches with egg, sausage, cheese, and extra spinach for a protein breakfast, but the slivers of block cheddar were hard to find in the tastes and i missed my creamy neufchatel. so i used neufchatel this time and
Had a good workout. So good to be back under the bar. Deadlift got to 135 for 3 and it was actually pretty easy. But R was sore and didn’t want to go super heavy so I was content with not maxing out after not lifting for over a week. Got to 75 for
I love food and cute stuff :3
embergale: hissing-willows: Okay but have you considered THESE for your OTP: Who steals the whole fucking blanket in the middle of the night and leaves the other without any? Which one is always stubbing their toe and screaming about it? Who crashed
void-stuff: adventuresofmoosehead: barber-butt: awwdish: Same My goal in life is to be as happy as this little pup right here This dogs vine is nothing but food in his mouth.It’s amazing I’m giggling like a stupid idiot and I can’t stop
mabeltree: “Guy who feeds the mob boss, & has bad timing, but his bomb ass cooking skills makes up for it.”
cracked: But remember, guys prefer a “no blended rock dust” look.If Product Packaging Had To Tell The Terrifying Truth
cracked: Anyone can deal with one or two spiders or a handful of ants, but when you come home to find a swarm of roaches carrying off your cat and/or grandmother, it’s time to call a pest control professional. We spoke to veteran exterminator Ben Denny,
trans-mom:When I say “free water, free food, free shelter, free healthcare, free education for everyone” in that “everyone” I even include the people I hate. Too many people get surprised at the idea that I do wish for the people I hate to have
bogleech:I keep saying variations on this but food does not work like an RPG item pickup. You don’t have a set of “health values” that immediately raise and lower with everything you eat. People talk as if a pizza “damages your body” or a vegetable
dyatlovpassingprivilege:getting into performatively intense arguments about food semantics as a bit is easily one of the worst things to happen to humor in a while. “is cereal soup?” “is a hotdog a sandwich?” idk, do you get any
justfoodsingeneral: Spam and Egg Onigirazu “Have you guys heard of onigirazu? They’re kinda of like onigiri but more sandwich-like and not as finicky.”
palalife: chambergambit: lizzah: chambergambit: Rey’s Bread. THAT WAS A PRACTICAL EFFECT.A MOTHERFUCKING PRACTICAL EFFECT.JESUS TAP DANCING HORATIO CHRIST. “I’m gonna be famous for Star Wars for nothing else but this bread! It was a little
ifyoucarryonthisway: i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way
durbikins: durbikins: durbikins: get 50 notes on this post and I’ll give the dog a pepperoni I never really addressed it but unfortunately, Presley the Pup-peroni, passed away earlier this year in January (2016). No pepperoni complications were
kinomatika: So I dunno how many people know this but if you go to burgerking and order anything at all off the menu, even just a drink, you get two little surveys on the back of the receipt Each survey can get you a free whopper burger or a chicken
rosiebeck: nxv: primisthebomb: I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED
alostwendybird: kristoffbjorgman: Disney Heroines + their names’ meanings Bonus: reblogging almost solely because almost everyone’s name is meaningful but Rapunzel’s literally just means lettuce
cardozzza: powtothenuts: new femslash otp: the laughing cow cheese mascot x the lactaid cow mascot I don’t understand anything going on here but I love it
dawgoneit: She’s really weird but we love her anyway.
papercrane: chubbinafatzarelli: this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen Ah! But I saw this episode, and he didn’t go home! This guy had a really thick accent + legit didn’t understand Alton, it wasn’t because he
nick-nocturn: prguitarman: Cartoon Network what the fuck I don’t even watch Gumball, but this is too perfect.
amethirstyperidrunk: a little late but anyway
ineedmorelube: trarnp: ineedmorelube: wakey wakey eggs and bakey but I’m a vegan wakey wakey vegetables
piertotum-locomottor: arnobuyens: I thought it was gonna be cute but it just turned creepy ARE THOSE HIS LEFTOVERS!?
ventusthecorgi: Ran into this strange dog on our walk today.. he was trying to pick a fight with Bagel but Bagel just wanted to be friends 😂 #PokemonGo
scribblingbearcat: god-dammit-mason: Everyone is saying that the professor is grinding the Pokémon into candy, but consider the following: • The professor frantically running around with assistants, inspecting hundreds of thousands of pidgeys a
bechnokid: Based on this adorable post. I’m pretty sure this has been done before, but hey, I had fun drawing out this comic!
v171: Imagine A Series of Unfortunate Events but with the Bobs Burgers kids.
lunahorizon: i always thought the whole “broke college student” thing was an exaggeration but now that im actually in college im literally just
archgynoid: princessfailureee: thecommonchick: my life in a tweet awwww omg Ok but this is actually really sweet, awww
stardustcrusades: not sure if they posted it but here’s a commission i did for @thefinalpam ! kiss the cook
charlesoberonn: Vidalia Appreciation Post Sour Cream might have one shitty dad but he’s got the coolest mom.
z41d: When you have an art block but still want to draw, so you draw rather generic poses… Anyways, I found again the settings that pen I really liked.
tybaar: lavenderpanda: we’ve got all our rent paid finally but our fridge is empty so if anyone could help a disabled bed-bound trans woman and her partner eat for the next few days we would really appreciate it my paypal is Lavenderadnap90@gmail.com
tmirai-art: That one family bbq where Jack succeeded in eliminating himself. You have no one to blame but yourself, Gabe. Bonus:
nathanevo: everyone says gen5 is better than gen4 but could your precious gen5 do THIS
evesartblog: McHanzo I really love Matcha, but a lot of my friends and my parents dislike the taste of it. So I thought about this cute comic ! Also wanted to draw Hanzo in a hoodie…
marauders4evr: mamabuttonmash: nick-avallone: lddyeove: nick-avallone: “bob’s burgers isn’t that funny” It’s not tho… Everyone recommended it to me as funny, but it makes an Autism joke in the first episode. Sit in the corner and
doehips: say what you want about jojamart but their sauce range is something else tag yourselves i’m Taco sauce for babies
junkratatatata: microrockets: say what you want but there is nothing that could ever convince me that junkrat does not eat vegemite straight from the jar on a regular basis fullview for a better look! commission info St op
jociiah: still got tons of school works but mchanzo is too good to be left out
cockchomp: not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
