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oeste: do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual
ilovecephalopods: jtotheizzoe: wnycradiolab: Educational pancakes. I’m impressed not only by the skill and creativity involved here, but also by the self-control it must require to not just eat all of them immediately. SO FUCKING KICKASS
gkambadais: Gertrude Yorkes and Old Lace from Runaways commission Two new commissions! Do you want high quality cheap digital commissions too? Click here If you don’t want, but you want to help, spread tho word!
kingunderthemountain: ebrodevo:[gravitates towards the character who acts all tough & broody but is actually full of love] [sits] #for extra shipping bonus i will push them towards the fandom’s resident cinnamon roll who wears their heart on
orangejuiceforguppies: league-of-legends-christmas-boys: warmkush: the cake says 3 but there are at least 6 rats pictured they are all brothers and they are all turning 3 thank you for clearing that up, i was a bit confused
It’s Just Not My Year But I’m All Good Out Here
lea-michele: top 9 photos of potatoes asked by nobody but i’m crying because potatoes
landbasered: lbr-skylanders: Skylanders Mega Bloks toys Coming soon! http://skylanders.megabloks.com/ Oh look I guess I don’t really need food this year. Oh no there’s not even space on my desk for this D:
cuhwristeen: Audrey 2 cupcakes! Wish I grabbed one before they sold out…but musical was so cute teehee
satan-is-not-natural: mrrgh: kawaii-i: by Morticia’s Shop if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one. What does pink taste like, though? All the rest are flavors, even clear specifies its flavor, but
People always smack talk it but y'know what, I love candy corn. It’s great and it’s so cheap around Halloween. If you don’t like it give it to me because I will eat all of it for you
tiggyloo:holographicgem:why is a fruit named after a bird wait I thought the bird was named after the fruit The fruit is named after the bird. Kiwis were actually Chinese Gooseberries that were being grown in New Zealand but in the 50’s a product
wonderfulworldofmoi: Pokemon Trainers gotta eat too! This has got to be one of my most challenging pieces so far! But I really like how it turned out! And a closer look at all the clutter! (and at Ethan :>)
afternoonapocalypse: Look at what I made! Not the cups, but the cream inside. They were delightful.
mydrunkkitchen: buzzfeed: buzzfeedfood: Toasts with the most: 21 awesome energy-boosting breakfast ideas. Dang. BUT WHICH IS THE TOAST WITH THE MOST???
scynamon: but where’d the white ones come from??
carnism-is: amroyounes: Time for some kitchen charts to help you adult better ;) I know this isn’t strictly vegan, but I Figure this could be helpful for a lot of you.
kateordie: It isn’t the choice for everyone, but it’s the choice for me! I eat a lot and I feel pretty great and I’m not obsessing about calories or drinking diet soda instead of meals, which I did in high school. I eat salads, stir-fry, bacon
the-absolute-best-posts: thecakebar: Peanut Butter stuffed Caramel Apples Tutorial These are awesome cuz you have to wrap them in pie crust! they’re like mini pies but served in real apples!!! You also use the crust to make autumn leaves as decorations!
rarabattleaxe: But can she make nachos like me? No pants nachos afternoon.
asleepyrunner: OMG - you are cracking me up with all these pi(e) posts - but YUM this CHOCOLATE pie looks delicious!!!
I bought a box of Twinkies, thinking they’d be nice. But they are not nice. They taste awful. They taste like a disappointing one night stand.
mmm, but with the leaves tho?
pr0lix: french fry corn dog unhealthy but looks bomb
iamkhadijahjames: They were out of jerk chicken, but this will do just fine! Damn that looks good
candiikismet: childhoodruiner: at no point during this video did i know what was about to happen next. At first I was like uhhhh no. But that Honey Nut Cheerios cake…. 👀
coconuttygrey: coconuttycooks: STAY WITH ME! I know the picture isn’t very pretty but stay with me. Tonight’s dinner was a cabbage and beef stir fry with peanut sauce. It is delicious despite its more… Humble appearance. Trust me. Also if you
danasdinnertable: Scary Sips: Halloween Drinks masterpost Hey Fab Bats! Every time I post something Halloween related, there’s always some dude who says “It’s not Halloween yet!!!!”. Sorry, but I cannot hear you over the sound of my Jack Skellington
I fucking hate feeling so nauseous and sick and fat and bloated and disgusting. I have to vomit, but I can’t. I feel so disgusting it’s sick. I am such a baby when it comes to this.
mild-bloom: Where I spend 97% of my time. I’ve developed a sturdy bond with the old folk who own the store. I’m slowly but surely making my way to the top, one purchase and conversation at a time. One day I will take over the organic fruit and vegetable
thevegancart: (Via: http://instagram.com) I went to Tesco as I fancied some sultanas…but I couldn’t resist these when I saw the gingerbread man flavour and the fact it was 3 for 4!! @alpro @theoriginalvegansociety approved! #vegan #veganfoodshare
thevegancart: (Via: http://instagram.com) Tasty but it was to big for my little mouth #vegan #healthylife #vegan for fit
piecesinprogress: Smoothie time! There’s something about summer that just makes me want a smoothie all the time! I usually shy away from banana based smoothies because it has such a strong flavor but in this collection I embraced the creaminess and
Somehow managed to be out of fresh veggies. But I have been playing around with a sesame ginger sauce/marinade and so I put it on some udon noodles. Little sprinkle of sesame seeds. Bit chiffonade of basil for some green and done! (Probably gonna use
I always feel like my tortilla chip to salsa ratio is way off. Your average jar of salsa is like 20-30 ounces. And then you have a huge bag of tortilla chips with 16 servings or so. But of course for every 1 ounce of chip you need about 10 ounces of salsa
I was really craving pancakes but I didn’t have maple syrup, so I found some frozen blackberries I hadn’t used and made a bomb ass blackberry clove syrup. I’m dying, this is heaven.
ghostcongregation: i have posted this countless times because i seriously can’t stop thinking about this but i feel like no one knows. i feel like i am living with a horrible secret
actualnickwilde: So I poured me some Raisin Bran earlier because I’m 23 and when you’re an adult you stop having fun at breakfast. But I didn’t have enough for a whole bowl so I dug around in the cabinet and decided to mix in some Fiber One, because
jyushimatsu420: me @ my gf (who is a cheese): do i have ur parmesan to kiss you lol my gf (who is a cheese): i hate you. i would leave u if i could but im just a cheese and i do not have legs
supgina: livehappy247: Breakfast Across the Globe BY FAR THE SEXIEST POST ON THIS SITE Okay but why does this not include recipes.
thezombiedogz: I thought this was going to be funny but it’s not it’s just stupid i’m sorry..
ammitt: them niggas in zoey 101 was like 12 workin in sushi restaurants but im 17 and mcdonalds wont call me back why life gotta be so rough
capricorn-twilight: Is nobody going to acknowledge the Chinese rip-off version of The Amazing World of Gumball? It’s called “Miracle Star” but it’s literally a photoshopped Gumball Like it’s the exact same animation style albeit at a worse
grawly: grawly: Your tumblr is blocked at the McDonalds I work at and it’s the only tumblr that is blocked. What did you do to McDonalds my gut reaction is to say “nothing” but i did work at a mcdonalds for about two hours back in 2012. they
artichoke-that-hoe: I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING BUT
bpdgenji: tfw you’re already fully aware of the unnecessary self destructive bullshit you’re doing but you cant bring yourself to do anything to stop it
rainydays-stardew: misterlawyerdude: My mom made me a lil Stardew Valle cake 💞My birthday was the 25th but that’s okay.Also sorry for shitty quality. this is so cute
samalsoblogs: riverselkie: i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle
cockyhorror: I thought the age of obscure aesthetic photos was over but here I am in 2017 faced with this
eggtrolls: god I’m absolutely going to hell I’m sorry guys I was at my friend’s engagement party yesterday and everyone was about to do cheers with these nasty ass shots of blue tequila but I don’t drink and I especially do not drink tequila,
aspidelaps: flygex-eatin-on-softies: I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so…. mother has given me a blanket it is a most joyous day
trevenant:I know I say “big mood” a lot, but I just saw someone walk into a frozen yogurt shop in a black lace cloak and a top hat and honestly
affablyevil: themanicpixiedreamgrrrl: whitegirlsaintshit: louistomlinsonrimmedme: THE BEST NEWS ARTICLE I’VE READ THIS YEAR White people is a slur? Noted. No but really though it’s important to know in a restaurant. White people mild is totally
charlesoberonn: charlesoberonn: When your family is spouting conservative politics while you’re trying to eat I’m glad everybody is finding this relatable, but the true purpose of this post is to be a pun.
themightybooth:not sure if this has been done yet? but here we go
goon: goon: advertising in 2017 scares me not only did they take my girl, but they kicked my ass first
the-real-slim-strider: weirdmageddon: the-real-slim-strider: weirdmageddon: protip if you ever eat too much sour/acidic shit and you burn layers off your tongue suck on a tums tablet cause theyre used as stomach antacids but i didnt consider that it
thegarnet: thegarnet: remember when fyre fest happened like a year or so ago and there was this article where the attendees complained about how shitty it was but there was this one middle class dude who won a ticket through like a lottery or something
everygothgirlisgay: bottommemes: yall will talk for hours about pizza toppings but when it comes to pizza bottomings yall are silent..👀 you mean crust?? you want fucking crust??
lmaonade:i eat macaroni and cheese to suppress my powers but also for a bit of pleasure
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