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deathbymorning: eggsnogging: in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently
azulity: Between school, work, and commissions, I’ve fallen into Stardew Valley hell. Had the game for a while but really got into it the past couple of days. Of course, I made Valentina my farmer and I must say, I love my emo husband.
cutekittensarefun: His name is Popcorn but maybe we need to change it…
sergle: hey! ducks are adorable and everybody likes feeding them, but bread causes a number of environmental and health problems that could easily be avoided. instead of bread, consider feeding duckies: frozen peas or corn that’s been defrosted! romaine
nudepumps: nudepumps: nudepumps: nudepumps: nudepumps: nudepumps: Hey everyone, not be be that person again but If someone could send me some 💵 via paypal so I can eat this week that would be great since atm I literally only have enough for my
thepsychoticfuckingbiotic: iswearimnotnaked: ben-c: iswearimnotnaked: i think bo burnham is my sugar daddy ok but did he deliver of course OH MY GOD
potato-chop: it was originally supposed to be called “juicetis”, but market research proved it was prone to misreading…
kievan: Everyone makes fun of Jotaro for wearing that huge chain but you know it’s only there because otherwise he’s too quiet, him walking around is a heart attack waiting to happen. I bet one time he walked downstairs for dinner and was in the
suisen00: [Stardew Valley] Let’s make the pumpkin soup. - my short comic (*’∀’人)♥ I not good in English. But I really want to draw it. [Really Embarrassed story UWAAAHHH *blushh* (〃∀〃)ゞ (ノ∀`♥) ]
robospooks: i know i’ve drawn a lot of Mccree and Hanzo on this blog, but the edgy dads are actually my favorite ship
gaybabygeekboy: everyone is bringing back vines but yall are sleeping on this one so hard
aaddoogga: when ur tryna leave work, but ur manager keeps talking
moosefix: eyelander: LOOK AT THESE NOTES MEI LEFT HERSELF ON ECO-POINT ANTARCTICA This is very bitter sweet but i can imagine Zarya crying over the protein bar comment
chimeracorp: keirahagai: meowserkoopa: taahko: hey just wondering but what the fuck is this @maribakumon how dare you post this without even linking us. am i having a stroke I feel like I’m stuck in a malfunctioning time machine
frostmdl: It’s not morning,but I had long sought this sketch. And then something sad was on the my blog. So enjoy it=) And good morning everyone!=3
snapbacksteven: 🎵 “But we’re still in this together And we’re still not giving up We’re still not giving up“ 🎵 bonus:
thoroughly-manic-megan: mrimmortal: zeure: jefflaclede: what the fuck these seriously feel like they were taken in a different dimension I saw one of these but of thanksgiving… what the fuck is this from A truly cursed image
scampthecorgi:Throwback to Scamp being overwhelmed by all this Thanksgiving pie. But it all turned out ok because…pie.
tj: He’s not perfect, but he’s still my favorite president. And you definitely need the volume to be on.
chababe: salty but sweet…
tortoisefeet:ive been so busy and i missed ford safety week but the deadline was extended!!!!! so here’s my small contribution <3i should really learn how to print stickers..
trashtrashtrash776:I should be studying for anatomy and physiology, but here, have this instead.
samalsoblogs: riverselkie: i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle
alphaflyer: audreysparkle: pr1nceshawn: Life With Cats. Adorable little assholes This puts absolutely nothing into perspective, but that’s not a Bad Thing.
leupagus: cc-videos: basedgodtookmyusername: Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L. “[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses.
roane72: jennyhoelzer: Honey_Test Holy shit, I was like, “what’s the big deal”, but that’s ANIMATION.
cockyhorror:I thought the age of obscure aesthetic photos was over but here I am in 2017 faced with this
ashirahs: lovenjunglefever: ashirahs: Hey Tumblr fam, I need some help I created this anti-hangover popsicle, have tested the crap out of it, and yes it works amazing. My friends love it, but I’m struggling with sales. Just being honest here.
tsukikimelon: Not mine, but I found this cool sign at a Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf
badgengar: a-heart-of-calcifer: ehlnofey: When Ken Morrish picked this apple off a tree in his garden, he thought a prankster had painted half of it red. But after inspecting it closely he realised that the remarkable split colours on the fruit were
laughingfish: tenrhettwoods: eggrollie: eggrollie: art has been hard lately but i made this banana today and its probably the height of my ability and i am ready now UPDATE…………………… smaller talented banana man you fools…..while you
lalalickmydick: soldatclintbarton: depressinq-profanatory: 16th grade They actually bought all the fucking apple juice ooh no they love orange juice but they been bad *swipes whole shelf*
evilguacamole: allistair-right: I like to think that Efi is a big fan of Lucio and also looks up to him as a role model since he’s not just an international music icon but also a freedom fighter that literally led an uprising to free his city. All
justbadpuns:I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems
mairzydotes: willietheshakes: wickedpissahnerd: willietheshakes: Dogs on TV always look so stiff. Like they’re supposed to be just sitting there but you can tell that the dog is like “!!!! Am good boy!!! Am hold position!!! Am look off stage at
cynicalstith: Happy holidays everyone! I wanted to get this done before I visit my family but I think it turned out alright :’D I gave him peppermint earrings hehe
booksandpublishing: This Twitter thread is life. It’s something I’ve been thinking about for ages. It’s the kind of validation us Muslims need but we are failed by our own community. Do find her on Twitter for the whole thread and reflect on the
lotuseating: daddy-double-d: no: tachikoma: 😳 he got that under titty exposed from the crop top look Quite the hands-on man. Not a homosexual myself… but wow. i’m losing my fucking mind
hollyjpaulsen: beyoncepatronus: a nsa agent in a suit looking through my laptop camera: she’s on her phone…….. our data shows that she’s got tumblr open on her laptop but she has tumblr open on her phone………. double check her browser?
anushbanush: So i’m a lil bit late but I just wanna give a shout out to all the great mums out there! Ya’ll are amazing and we love you!! Facebook | Shop
pluginduck: heckacute: I went to high school with a kid who would only drink out of a baby bottle. He brought a large baby bottle to school every day. At first, we thought that he was using it to sneak alcohol or something, but he wasn’t. He would
humans-of-pdx:“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“ “What are you going to make with it?”“Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to
skypillar: so today i learned that ducks are not vegetarians. i don’t know why i thought that before but apparently ducks regularly eat insects and very small critters in addition to like…water plants and tourists’ bread crusts or whatever so all
superkittencornflakes: fruitydrinksister: vardpup: pyrocrastinate: tdrloid: Low fat yo is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg fat free yort I know I just reblogged this but now I’m crying over fat free yort 13 fewer cries
pietriarchy: the-fit-geek: pietriarchy: I feel like everyone worships avocado and I’m struggling because it just tastes like compressed wet grass lump but nobody will listen and I’m all alone in this world Don’t mock my squishy hulk nuts this
toytowns: grawly: I usually don’t give a shit about brand accounts but Keebler’s is really nice because its basically their mascot trying to figure out how technology works and it’s super sweet. he’s an old little man elf and this warms my
not to be too millennial but
kerbabbles: .giant horse. … aaaAAAAA AA SO I CAUGHT THE GIANT HORSE TODAY AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SO SO COOL HOW THAT HORSE WAS GANONDORF’S IN ANOTHER LIFE and so I drew this up!!!! I was thinking of naming my horse something sinister and evil, but
evilguacamole: jimmy-tiberius: ihadsuchhighhopes: professionally-dead: This makes me so happy And if you can’t find a dad a lesbian will work just as well I didn’t think it could get better but it got better As a father I will readily admit
cricketsqueak: elemeno-pee: mitochondriaandbunnies: Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend
freakinmilkonthatshizz: Their love was forbidden, but it was meant to be.
flammi-flames: im-just-a-lucky-boy: kunaigirl: claclalala: This is for all you ladies out there. the struggle is real I have a trans man story about this. Since I’m pre-t I still have my period but since I’m socially out as trans I use men’s
tropicalfucko: bruddabois: thotzekage: What the fuck This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos
jollysunflora: small-town-equestrian: so i’ve been taking photos for quite some time now but this is quite possibly my fAVORITE PICTURE EVER You like krabby patties don’t you squidward
nadenadeboi: rogha said: Soft @rogha i bought a large bag of marshmallows which i intended to use for baking.. but i just ate them all instead. thank you, i’ll consider that a win.
Not that I ever did, but now I definitely can’t ever eat anchovy pizza
glitchmelbourne: lochichichi: adrianricker: I love drawing cute scenes. I know I don’t usually reblog things here but please more people look at this amazing thing. This makes me happy