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tiger-in-the-flightdeck: fullmetalfisting: 1o9: Living deliciously Now THIS is the sort of birds and the bees talk I’d like to have.
chelseaperetti: I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children. And I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. That’s just weird, and it
moonjira: hearing people talk about flappy bird at school all the time and i’m just like
fuckyeah-nerdery: cranzerries: cranzerries: I dream to someday run a companies twitter Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?
interceptings: remember when all we talked about was how flappy bird ruined our lives
slaver-chronicles: ~~~~~~~SAY AWWW BITCH~~~~~~~ >>> Young and dumb and freshly caught, so where do you start their training? With the mouth of course! Kill two birds with one stone 1) It is no longer allowed to talk!! 2) Young ones have so
foxnewsofficial: why don’t birds ever shut up i bet they’re talking about me
professional-bird: CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS”
powerrprincess: i go through periods of “i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” followed by “i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” followed by “LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY.
angel-thatt-died: tsar-bucks: OKAY MOTHER FUCKERS CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS PLEASE OKAY GOOD. Y’ALL DOUCHE CANOES BETTER STEP THE FUCK OFF OF GIRLS. MAYBE A GIRL WANTS A CUTE LITTLE FEATHER OF A FLOCK OF BIRDS OR AN ANCHOR ON HER BODY. MAYBE SHE DOESN’T.
newveritas: Brendon Urie and Tyler Joseph are talking about “the birds and the bees”
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loquaciousliterature: Drawing this was emotionally taxing. (Thank you talking-bird-jessie for suggesting this scene from Order of the Phoenix!)
eggpuffs:rahul going from talking about his fears to just noticing birds is such a mood
turnbucklesmash: Killing two birds with one stone. Setting him up inside the turnbuckle, on the ropes. That rope is between his legs. Talk about rope burn! Ouch!
grossgirl:atla au where sokka can understand all animals after his run in with the spirits in book one. katara finds him screeching at momo in the dead of night all cause momo was mocking him. he interrogated a fire nation bird. he talks shit with druk
orchardly: coltre: You have no idea how much I think about you. How many pages I’ve written about you. How many times I’ve talked about you to every place I go. Trees and birds from all over the city knows your name. +
step-stuff: gifsgames: That laughter, thought Ciri watching swarms of black birds flying eastwards, that laughter, shared and sincere, really brought us together, her and me. We understood – both she and I – that we can laugh and talk together
tinsil:when you’re a super hot super famous intergalactic bounty hunter with an image to maintain but also you were raised in isolation by birds and so you don’t know how to talk to girls
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