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Dammit … all he ever talks about is birds and tuna
Liked on YouTube: “Top 10 Smartest Talking Birds In The World HD” http://youtu.be/0VEmw4qwel4
riik-mayall: Shall we talk of the birds and the bee gees
(via paulrudd) i was just talking about painting one of them birds.
I thought the “birds and bees” talk was embarrassing enough when my parents insisted on my brother and I dressing up nicely for it and both being present (without telling us why beforehand, naturally). And, of course, there was the fact that
smarmygibberish: callmebrycelee: livnel: Chris Meloni at the Hollywood premiere of White Bird in a Blizzard October 21, 2014 Can we just talk about how beautiful Chris Meloni is, inside and out? Hot naked too! Loved him in Law & Order: SVU
ifmommyonlyknew: The birds and the bees talk with my son got a little out of hand
vcr-wolfe: bird-boners: after like 100 years i finally sorta threw together my ideas about ASURA JUNK and not because i wanna…draw gw2 porn or anything. what are you talking aboutanyways uh, most of my ideas involve things with like, weird interlocking
atttackonmylife: There’s tons of Flappy Bird rip offs but are we not gonna talk about this one
professional-bird: CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS”
collaredslutgirls: slaver-chronicles: ~~~~~~~SAY AWWW BITCH~~~~~~~ >>> Young and dumb and freshly caught, so where do you start their training? With the mouth of course! Kill two birds with one stone 1) It is no longer allowed to talk!! 2)
im really trying to arrange my “main” pokemon team in a way where i can like, have most of my favorites, its so hard i also think im gonna gonna have both litten and popplio on my team and ofc im bringing an eevee along so that only leaves me with
So can we talk about just how absolutely adorable Fletchling is? Might be my favorite bird Pokemon ever lol
There’s loads of ravens around here so we like to leave out in-shell peanuts for them ‘cause they love those. The other day I found they were shelling the peanuts and stashing them in this little hole on the fence!
little-princess-sunflower: mostlycatsmostly: A brief history of Thor talking to birds. (via I H Laking) -ig @miloandthor OMG KEETEEE~*
fuckyeah-nerdery: cranzerries: cranzerries: I dream to someday run a companies twitter Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?
mystical-flute: nothingeverlost: rootbeergoddess: insaneantics: lumos63: ripfredweasley: loquaciousliterature: Drawing this was emotionally taxing. (Thanks you talking-bird-jessie for suggesting this scene from Order of the Phoenix!) Reblogging
psarius: we were talking about pigeons and i mentioned the alluring lahore pigeon. i was told to make a dumb bird furry so i did
elionking: weavemama: shoutout to the person who cared enough to save the burrito bird bois from a major hurricane They trash talking in this pic. One of them just said “you better be gladd i’m wrapped up like this. Soon as they let me out you a
come-forth-into-the-light: flip-thebird: silverhawk: the dusky iory……sunset bird????? they literally look like a sunset. absolutely gorgeous While we’re talking about cool lories, I’d like to introduce you to the Black Lory… Little dragon
tanukiicrossing: IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW THIS FUCKING BIRD IS 7 FEET TALL!?
thai-red-curry: When you talking nasty to me, be more graphic than poetic. I like that raw shit and I reciprocate. That corniness is for the birds.
tinsil:when you’re a super hot super famous intergalactic bounty hunter with an image to maintain but also you were raised in isolation by birds and so you don’t know how to talk to girls
apartment4d: I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children, and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person, that’s just weird and it freaks
loquaciousliterature: Drawing this was emotionally taxing. (Thanks you talking-bird-jessie for suggesting this scene from Order of the Phoenix!)
fumbledeegrumble: she-dreamed-in-grace: priyankasgf: priyankasgf: this kid who’s like 6 was behind us talking about a big bird stuffed animal, and outta nowhere she asked the most existential question i’ve Ever heard out of a kid’s mouth:
the-library-alcove: mourge: talk about getting two birds stoned at once working-class-worm: Dope That just means that the local economies will be able to recover without a predatory megacorp sucking them dry as well! What a win-win! And that’s
Our kids gonna get the Netflix and chill talk instead of the birds and the bees
mostlycatsmostly: A brief history of Thor talking to birds. (via I H Laking)
tumblurred-lines-90: fuckyeah-nerdery: cranzerries: cranzerries: I dream to someday run a companies twitter Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars? I WILL NOW REBLOG THIS EVERY
rohanite: EXCUSE ME SIRS, DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR BIRD JESUS??
prayingtothelordofcheetos: rapunzel with some beautiful dreads talking to bird and what not. (yes that is a tiny rapunzel with her hair loose in the corner.) I was bored (and procrastinating) so i doodled her up, enjoy
capekalaska: Talking bird by Aayla Bilić.
grapes-of-laugh: iampretending: penicillium-pusher:CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THERE ARE MORE OF THESE grapes-of-laugh is this what you like??? are these the correct birds?? ? birb? yes? YES ETHAN GOD BLESS
boneralmighty: I remember back when my Mom gave me the whole “birds and the bees” speech. It was fairly boring until she started talking about the role that “bouncing breasts” play, in regards to helping arouse a man so that he could produce
slewdbtumblng: exitgift: “Making Pearl attractive is hard” - one of the biggest loads of bullshit I’ve ever heard WHAT asshole say that!? WHO!!!??? Anyone who talks shit about my Nerd bird is automatically my enemy! who ever said that
skunkandburningtires: Boys Night Out: The Silly, Seedy Strip-Club Scene That Almost (No, Not Really) Made It Into The Iron GiantWith all of this talk about the upcoming re-release of Brad Bird’s The Iron Giant, I thought it would be a great time to
tinsil: when you’re a super hot super famous intergalactic bounty hunter with an image to maintain but also you were raised in isolation by birds and so you don’t know how to talk to girls OMG YES!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
chrisnpics:moofrog:pig-demon::V so I do wonder if Papyrus really doesn’t know about this sort of stuff. But then again.. the birds and the bees talk for monsters is probably pre different from human’s so… I guESS FRISK WILL NEVER KNOW. Toriel’s
eammod:deltagreenofficial:stickyvalentine:A Peregrine Falcon defends its nest from a Red Tailed Hawk.JESUS FUCKYeah so the Peregrine Falcon is one of the fastest animals on earth!!! In free fall the Peregrine falcon can achieve speeds in excess of 380
nova-bird: He goes back to talking on the phone lmao
daddyswhore: I didn’t expect my dad to give me a demonstration when it came to the “Birds and the Bees” talk but I’m so glad he did. I’m not sure I got everything though so we may need to revisit this topic several times.
ratcoded: ratcoded: i love talking animal movies where there are human villains who have a pet that is, unbeknownst to them, also a villain in rio there’s a group of people running an exotic bird smuggling operation, and they have a parrot that’s
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quibbs:lmao maybe leliana doesn’t talk to morrigan about the dress because whenever leliana gets close to her, she just consistently fucks off in bird form out of pure raw shame
The Lion Guard is a really cute show
tinsil: when you’re a super hot super famous intergalactic bounty hunter with an image to maintain but also you were raised in isolation by birds and so you don’t know how to talk to girls
