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frigidloki: ☆ [ he’s talking about some of his favorite battles ] ☆ little gift doodle for my mate, @king-vampir [art commissions / portfolio @ god-bird.com]do not repost my artwork on other sites or remove my comments.
drakestories: DAILY REBLOG drakestories: I may have been 18 and already knowing all about the birds and bees but Dad insisted on sitting me down for a father-son talk and showing me how to use a condom. “Don’t want you getting any girls pregnant,”
hylianhero: sangrienta: sachimo: i was talking about my birds and it reminded me of this video omg they are my life orgfnkdsjnkjsf can i just
Our kids gonna get the Netflix and chill talk instead of the birds and the bees
hypernothing: “The owl, the wisest of all birds. The more it sees, the less it talks.”
fuckyeah-nerdery: cranzerries: cranzerries: I dream to someday run a companies twitter Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?
catsoverhumanity: onemerryjester: alphacentaurieth: icecreamsandwichcomics: …and watch out for those birds. This is kind of me when people talk about superpowers of choice and argue if they want to fly or breathe underwater. Come on. Just choose
becausebirds: penicillium-pusher: CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THERE ARE MORE OF THESE Yes. They are all found in Guide to Troubled Birds by The Mincing Mockingbird.
professional-bird: CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS”
notlostonanadventure: hawkakux: archiemcphee: “Do you ever look in the mirror and think, ‘I’ve seen that face before’?”Talk about a regeneration gone wrong, artist Brandon Bird has painted a series of portraits of Shia LaBeouf as every version
palaceoftheprophets: mostlycatsmostly: A brief history of Thor talking to birds. (via I H Laking) @la-sirena-morena
mostlycatsmostly: A brief history of Thor talking to birds. (via I H Laking)
mostlycatsmostly: A brief history of Thor talking to birds. (via I H Laking) -ig @miloandthor
loquaciousliterature: Drawing this was emotionally taxing. (Thank you talking-bird-jessie for suggesting this scene from Order of the Phoenix!)
iguanamouth: a lot of people are burned out on emoticons but one that ill never get tired of is :> because it looks like youre being talked to by a friendly bird
oziomathewicked:My Mom used to make fun of my lips cause they’re not as full as everyone else in my family. She’d call me Tweety Bird Lips and talk about how I had white people lips. Everyone would laugh but it was uncomfortable for me and made me
sexynakedblackguy: thai-red-curry: When you talking nasty to me, be more graphic than poetic. I like that raw shit and I reciprocate. That corniness is for the birds. #facts
(via Talking with birds (artworks))
tumblurred-lines-90: fuckyeah-nerdery: cranzerries: cranzerries: I dream to someday run a companies twitter Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars? I WILL NOW REBLOG THIS EVERY
powerrprincess: i go through periods of “i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” followed by “i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” followed by “LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY.
guyfitblr: powerrprincess: i go through periods of “i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” followed by “i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” followed by “LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD.
sexshunate: And this my friends is EXACTLY how the talk about the “birds and the bees” should be presented! :)
tinsil:when you’re a super hot super famous intergalactic bounty hunter with an image to maintain but also you were raised in isolation by birds and so you don’t know how to talk to girls
oziomathewicked: My Mom used to make fun of my lips cause they’re not as full as everyone else in my family. She’d call me Tweety Bird Lips and talk about how I had white people lips. Everyone would laugh but it was uncomfortable for me and made
queen-gay-bird: frost-bitten-mage: pussydeity: thottweiler: thempress: alphasandassociates: babycakesbriauna: akvela: sohmahatsuharu: yeah i would’ve knocked him tf out too lmao Yesssss!!!! Omg! @goodvibes-floatin Can we talk about how
foxnewsofficial: why don’t birds ever shut up i bet they’re talking about me
moonjira: hearing people talk about flappy bird at school all the time and i’m just like
seananmcguire: dollsahoy: retrogradeworks: fat-birds: candyholic-2: dantes-divine-comedy: geardaemon: plantpuppy: HOLY SHIT LISTEN TO THIS RAVEN’S CUTE OLD MAN VOICE I didnt even fucking know ravens can talk I am fucking amazed I need 17 I
filthyfamilyfilms6: MOMMY’S GIRL: BIRDS AND THE BEES (2015)Part 6 of 6 A mother/daughter incest sceneAn open-minded mother (Cherie Deville) decides that it is time to have “the talk” with her teenage daughter (Alli Rae). But she is pleasantly
moonjira: hearing people talk about flappy bird at school all the time and i’m just like Who brought this post back from 2014?
ladragonaria: professional-bird: CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” Is the Space
prayingtothelordofcheetos: rapunzel with some beautiful dreads talking to bird and what not. (yes that is a tiny rapunzel with her hair loose in the corner.) I was bored (and procrastinating) so i doodled her up, enjoy
wtfevolution: “I miss dinosaurs.” “Evolution, we’ve talked about this.” “But I miss them.” "You turned them into birds, remember? It was the best you could do, given the circumstances.” "It’s not the same.”
mad-maddie: mad-maddie: It’s weird to me how humans tend to actively seek the kinship of animals. We always want to pet things. Want to pet the cat and the dog, want to feed and talk to birds, want to study them out of interest and give them safe
samtheamazon: buzzfeed: Daniel’s wears diapers, too. His favorite pair is a pair of Captain America diapers. Ah, this is that article I talked about the other day! It had a bunch of really rude comments on Facebook saying dumb things like “birds
boneralmighty: I remember back when my Mom gave me the whole “birds and the bees” speech. It was fairly boring until she started talking about the role that “bouncing breasts” play, in regards to helping arouse a man so that he could produce
monkeysaysficus: super-nature: brandyway: WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES ARE YOU SURE THEY’RE NOT PEDOPHILES OFF THE INTERNET YOUNG LADY I am dying omg This bird and my dog need to hang out
warpwoof: Tom Waits Well, god’s green hair is where I slept last He balanced a diamond on a blade of grass Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird And when I wanna talk he hangs on every word And I’m lost, and I’m lost I’m lost at the bottom
ovarytissue: wtfevolution: “I miss dinosaurs.” “Evolution, we’ve talked about this.” “But I miss them.” "You turned them into birds, remember? It was the best you could do, given the circumstances.” "It’s
armchair-factotum:gunsandfireandshit: theweirdwideweb: Talk about getting two birds stoned at once lol Assigned Cop at Birth
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