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@god i try to be good u see me out here trying right???
coralreefer420:Dreams come true. I saw this ACE Glass x Mr Gray Glass collab unicorn at the American Glass Expo in Las Vegas last month calling out for an owner and to be dabbed on. While in SoCal last weekend I met Dave and was so happy to hear he gave
urie:nathanieljosephruess:californians: every time you complain about it being somewhere in the neighborhood of 50 degrees, i add a dollar to the fight jar. eventually i will have enough dollars in the fight jar to purchase a plane ticket to california
84emojis: key-lo: 84emojis: if u find a dude who dont talk too much cherish him am I that dude? u cant even be quiet on my post so i doubt it
foodchewer:50% battery at 1pm means today is not gonna be a good day Try 20% by 1pm. Who still has 50% at 1pm..?
photographersdirectory:User of Canon 550D, I like to click pictures from a different perspective. Seeing everyday objects in a new light is what I like the most. Beauty can be found in unexpected places. Just finding and revealing the essential beauty
amazign: djprincessk: stop-hammerkind: srsfunny: Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass WHAT #this bitch just said let there be horse and there was i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug
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cannabis-vibes: Shower sex is some of the best sex omfg being all clean and dirty and steamy at the same time feels so incredible
dxrk-sxxls: How can you be nothing? When you’re asleep you don’t just stop existing. I think you meant, I feel nothing.
hempkitty:can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
dynastylnoire: nickimlnaj: I will continue to promote my idol, not because i love her music and her image only, but because she motivates me. Nikki really be preaching low key
goshdaggett: So I went to the eye doctor, right, and I sit down to fill out the paperwork like you do and the lady was like “Thanks, Doctor Doctor will be with you in a moment” and I was like why did she say doctor twice that’s weird but then I
ri0t-grrl: My biggest fear is that one day my kids will be crying alone to themselves at night and I wont know about it
vixensandmonsters: “There is no Horseman, never was a Horseman, and never will be a Horseman.” Sleepy Hollow (1999) dir. Tim Burton
shasta-brah: kingga-xo: if we break up or stop being friends your secrets are still my secrets, i’ll stick to my word regardless This is so important
hamishwatson: yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
deepdiccpizza: when u have to be someone else to fit in with society
dqfanfood: If you’re a Fan of hot, cold or both, you’ll be a Fan of new DQ BAKES! oven-hot desserts a la mode paired with our world-famous soft serve. dqfanfood.tumblr.com
liftedandgiftedd: y0itskameron: i don’t wanna be begged for, i just want someone to chase after me like i chase after them. double text me if i don’t respond, call me just to tell me you’re missing me. just let me know when you miss me and i guarantee
fuckyeahsexanddrugs: im always villianized and im tired of it i try my best to be kind to everyone and i get kicked in the aaaaasss every single time i know this sounds hella fuckboy im sorry i just needed to vent im not a bad person
igotabbs: finger me in a setting that I have to be silent and watch me almost literally melt into your hands
the-partys-at-mels: I think the saddest moment is the crack you hear in someone’s voice when they are talking about something very upsetting but trying to be strong. Courage is underrated.
effervescentvibes: finding people who are into the same weird shit as you is so great it’s like yes I can finally be my true weird self and they understand you
greymonet: i wanna go star gazing with you but it’d be pointless because i’d end up staring at you the entire time
kellbell0226: “But, oh my dear, I am tired of being Alice in Wonderland. Does it sound ungrateful? It is. Only, I do get tired.”
If women have a daddy kink people say it stems from actual father relationship problems. So if a guy has the same kink and wants to be called daddy, what bad situation does that supposedly stem from?
binches: one of the most annoying things someone can do in an intelligent disagreement with me is tell me that i don’t know what im talking about. that changes it from a polite disagreement to u being a know-it-all dick
spacetwinks: think about how shitty a boyfriend yogi bear would be. “hey today let’s steal a picnic basket” hey today let’s do literally anything else, yogi. fuck you
markmontano: Alice Through the Looking Glass Mixed Media Bottles DIY. Here’s how: https://youtu.be/8-iGJgew850 So fun!
weedporndaily: VA docs to be able to recommend marijuana in some states (MilitaryTimes) Congress on Thursday gave veterans the right to discuss medical marijuana as a treatment option with their Veterans Affairs doctors in states where it is legal. The
atnerls: no matter how many striped t shirts u own there will always be variations of stripes u dont have so the safe thing to do is just buy them all if you can
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littletoker-new: I️ need to be backhanded in the face hard
yourbeautifulslave: babybeezyx: This would be a perfect relationship 😍 YASSS Daddy. You don’t even have to buy me stuff just keep me safe and never let go.
ducksaysm00: mmmmiilk: There are 4 things I learned when I was 25: You do not have to be affectionate all the time to care for someone, in fact, caring can also mean a couple of texts or silence for a few days while you both live your lives happily
Dying to be tied up & used as a canvas… 😻😻😻
bubbalovemusic: Be LoveBubba Love Music
shiftedperspective7: “He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.”
painted-belle: sssshale: shantrinas: securelyinsecure: “Love yourself, so that love will not be a stranger when it comes. And it will come, if you take care of yourself. So go get ‘em tiger.” I love this!!! Mental health is so important!
goingtobuffalo: 0oazulo0: goingtobuffalo: how fucked up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors Depends. … On what
You should be right here with me but you blew it & I blew it..You haven’t heard..? They call me Cobain..got a nose full of coke and a cup full of dirt. You killed me & you knew it. So what do I do now cuz the drugs don’t work..?
schlafengehenkannjeder: “If you love the feeling of warm hugs and being wrapped up in a cozy blanket, don’t try heroin.”🌙
westindianheaux:It will be a cold day in hell before I ever go into debt over a wedding.
snazziest: people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated
bittersweet-chemical-clouds: There is never enough meth to keep me as high as I want to be. Shit there’s never enough drugs to do that..
If you're not scared right now about losing net neutrality; You should be. Study up folks, or 2018 is going to fucking suck.
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whospilledthebongwater: guiltygirl: social anxiety isn’t just quiet people who are shy!!! i may be talking a lot but internally i’m panicking and punching myself in the face for every word that comes out of my mouth thank u Someone finally put
thatrandogirl: thequantumqueer: orochimemelord: severus-snape-is-a-butt-trumpet: is there a word for “i was instantly good at a lot of things as a quote-unquote gifted child, and, as a result, i was able to skate by without ever being taught how
theconcealedweapon: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: shadow27: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: If he didn’t want his head to be smashed in he should have worn a football helmet Really he was ASKING for it This guy was BEGGING to get smashed in the head with
hungwy: hungwy: tumblr posts in mla format Orcpussy. “Americans be eating cheesed burger.” Tumblr, 2017.
maxiesatanofficial: rune-midgarts: pavlovpuppy: rune-midgarts: witchceon: laynedanielle: beardhairdontcare: What does this say Is this real life I never knew being an incel required such a high iq like this look i love this subreddit the
officialcrow:this website is proof “be yourself” isnt advice applicable to everyone some of yall really just need to keep that weird shit inside til you die
jungkookio: honestly it would be nice if 2018 was just… a good year
iamhannalashay: It breaks my heart to know how many suicidal babes are walking around hurting without anyone aware. I know life is shit rn, so I’m not gonna be a broken record telling you it’ll get better. What I will tell you is that how you feel
miseducatedmelanicmuse:Regulate your emotions and consciously practice self-awareness. Be mindful of when destructive forces are attempting to hijack your happiness. Never let fear dictate your reactions.
captain-mistwolf:2018 is the year of the dog so I’m out here gently begging 2018 to please, please be a good dog
aertstoon: gardianforce: secluded-love: holy shit This… this is what lightning magic is supposed to be like. I’m the “wow”
alexanderperchov: if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but
