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neoliberalismkills: Do you ever get into an argument with someone and find yourself unable to speak for a moment because you’re just so blown away by how utterly wrong and ignorant the other person is being and you can’t understand how anyone could
bumfinger: redstil3ttos: i-want-spankings: redstil3ttos yeaaaah? OHHHHHH yeah My favourite place to be
blah-blahs: This guy wants to be mad but can’t
The reason a fetus has more rights than a woman in America is because a fetus still has a chance of being a man.
curvellas: tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline
shwagerr: You ever just sat down and thought about what you’re gonna be doing in the next 10 years because I have
the-jackals: hellogumdrop: sourcedumal: queerfabulousmermaid: l20music: BOOM bitches!! this is important I’m sorry, what was that about fat people not being able to pole dance?????What was that about fat people not having agility and the strength
photographersdirectory: ‘In these random impressions, and with no claim to be anything other than random, I indifferently narrate my factless autobiography, my lifeless history. These are my confessions, and if in them I say nothing, it’s
drarna: i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
catsbeaversandducks: My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever Most pet cats will become timid or defensive when outdoors, but not Millie – after being adopted by her mountain-climbing owner Craig Armstrong, Millie has become a feline hiking
ostracizedpoodle: you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be
his-submissive-girl: I swear if you ever call me: Young lady. Little girl. Little lady. Little madam. Or brat. Your penis will be a very happy penis.
bagmilk: why do i desperately want to be fucked roughly
nicoosuxx: this could be us but you playin
polople: *complains about being tired* * doesn’t sleep until 3am*
fuckyeahtattoos: done by Dan at Tried and True Tattoo in Atlanta, GA couldn’t be happier with it.
thrashturbate: Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.
y0urebeautiful: i honestly just need someone to come into my life that really genuinely cares about me and wants to sit and have long conversations about things that actually matter and wants to go on adventures late at night and wants to be there
heart: if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there
forestbeatle: The first innovative bicycle path in the Netherlands will be paved with light stones that will charge during the day and emit light during the evening. The path will run by the home that Vincent van Gogh lived in from 1883-5. that is
tsarbucks: tehlofflies: tsarbucks: you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like “heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell” how do you know hell has wifi satan owes me several favors
teenscoolest: you can never “just be friends” with someone you fell in love with.
richwhitelesbian: i dont go on skype anymore. chat with me by screaming as loud as you can into the night sky. i will be listening
crossestheyrecoolifyoureintothau: little-miss-lalonde: MY LITTLE SISTER JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM AND OPENED THE FUCKING WINDOW AND TRIED TO GET OUT BECAUSE MY OTEHR SISTER WAS PLAYING TAG WITH HER AND SHE DIDN’T WANT TO BE IT. SHE ALMOST JUMPED OUT OF
thishalfhomohere: IT’S LIKE SHE’S BEING PULLED DOWN BY A SPIRIT OR SOME SHIT
THE USUAL SUSPECTS: KNOW THEIR ROLESIt turns out that there are some “doms” out there in the community using titles like “Mentor” and “Protector” to manipulate and prey upon unsuspecting littles. It is all too easy to be lulled into a false
My soul feels like it shattered all over my floor right now. It hurts to the point I feel sick. I try so hard to be what I want, while others shred it apart. I had such big dreams for my life & none of them have become a reality.It’s not because
thefatgawd: champagnexstrawberrykisses: Alphet? I’m done. Twitter is lowkey proof that a large majority of the internet using population really might be illiterate.
smartownersbelike: smart owners be like, throw a baby cow into the trunk
oxbloodshawty: M.i.a. Be really on some hood revolutionary music, and it’s so slept on
shanellbklyn: dynastylnoire: stair-diving-with-hayes: Ladies and Gentleman, the man that will be in history books. He was throwing the burning tear gas. Not to the cops but away from the children protesting. In his American Shirt and bag of chips.
slomps: Imagine being given a book with a photo of every person you’d ever met
arachnids-arisen: arachnids-arisen: arachnids-arisen: i mean dude 2013 even looks like a shitty number to me and it was a shitty year 2014 looks so much more appealing to me. 2014 is going to be a good year, i can feel it. no words can explain how
cross-leggeddefiance: xiuhxochitl: smileceejay: meeetmeinmontauk: Lol this is me Lol this used to be me So me. They need to add a panel about pulling strands of hair out of your buttcrack in the shower and this is 100% my life. ^^^^^^agreed
The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.
fuckyeah-diy: IY Bralette tutorial There is a video on how to make it and a blog post, it should (hopefully) be really easy to follow for anyone to make.
dollgrave: it’s nearly 2015, wake the fuck up people. girls don’t HAVE to shave, being gay isn’t a choice, racism is pointless, rape isn’t funny and sexism is fucking stupid.
my-asstiel: that-stupid-tardis-sound: y’all keep saying that 2012 being the end of the world was a hoax but has any year since then actually felt real??? this post fucked me up
queenmerbabe: If you’re gonna be grossed out by queefs and body hair and the fact vaginas don’t smell and taste like literal fucking pineapple you are weak and natural selection is coming for you.
Fuck it, I'll be whatever I damn well please
canipayyoutopopit: canipayyoutopopit: WHITE PEOPLE REALLY BE LIKE ive probably seen this video 100 times in 5 minutes
lilianabian: To be like Alice..
dogalyst: idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
tom-sits-like-a-whore: tumble-duh: theludicrousrival: the-more-u-know: Parenting, you’re doing it right. I can only hope to be this type of parent. These parents make my heart melt That last one really got me. That’s such a good idea, and
justdaddyandhisgirl: With this crown I give my loyalty With these hands I offer my service With this heart I give you mine Always and ever my love ever true Always and ever shall be my love for you
just-shower-thoughts:If all the people that refuse to vaccinate their children were forced to live in one area, their community would eventually die off and we would be relatively safe again.
baroniansmythe: Even in punishment, let her know that she is loved, that she is cherished and when she is good… tell her so. You’ll be surprised the power words have. Simply telling her she is your good girl can have her walking on clouds for days.
linaboogz:Look dead for being undead & stuff💀 #limecrime #venus palette & #blackvelvet on my face
3loco: soimlk: lets fuck in an art gallery i mean you deserve to be pinned up against a wall you are a masterpiece
petetransit:Be safe! One shot, one kill.
adventures-in-zookeeping:Remember when Disney treated emotional trauma as an actual physical ailment and not the stupid “just stop being upset” thing?
studip:if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras
syndullas:Be more like the super sweet complimentary girl you’ve met in every club bathroom. Tell other women you like their outfits, or that their eyeliner is on point, or that they have a walk like a valkyrie. Life is too short and too hard not to
automatically: “it’ll be 99.99” “but i dont have any money” “so what do you have to offer”
I’ll submit to you as long as you time me up & treat me like your filthy whore.Make me be your Good Girl
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:flomation:thatnutellagirl: quesadillia: fuck-yeah-feminist: sorayachemaly: This should be posted in school hallways. Before everyone gets in a “not all men” tizzy, let’s just remember that high school hallways
