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going-to-faerie-see-ya-never: all-four-cheekbones: daftwithoneshoe: Shut up. I needed a kitten stealing a pancake on my blog. Honestly, if you don’t need a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog, it had better be because you already have a kitten
curvellas: tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline
thedailylaughs: Even broken things can still be beautiful. [via]
death-rebirth-senshi: sexecutive-outcums: ooodle: wat what the everliving fuck Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them
kushandwizdom: changkyus: the problem with being a procrastinator and a perfectionist at the same time is that you want amazing grades but are too lazy to do your work Good Vibes HERE
if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook
stoned2thebone: mattjustmatt: tastefullyoffensive: Bears Doing Human Things [via]Previously: Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up That bear on the bike looks so HAPPY. im surely not the only one who thinking of what they would be saying
donniebderpin: beecauseiamme: gay-for-lesbians: she is exactly what I aspire to be Just give her her own fucking country Ellen for president!!!!
sexysexnsuch: cutevictim: nsfwjynx: “Bound and Gagged” is now for sale at ELM and CV ♥ My boyfriend and I wanted to make a blowjob video, and we decided that I should be handcuffed and blindfolded for it. I have a horrible gag
snaponetwo: Reblog and the force will be with you this morning
8oo: i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color
fandomsandcountriesinthetardis: xekstrin: theonewhosawitall: fairyspork: i-am-momo-senpai: That is a horror that may never again be recreated. Holy shit photobomb from beyond the grave okay but when you flip it you get HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE
her-master: Foreplay can be… different.
crystallized-teardrops: why cant we be born equally hot i thought god was all into treating everyone equally wtf happened there
getsuswet: As a proud owner of these same cuffs, I can vouch for them being a lot of fun to play with ;)♥ Hazel
it’s really strange to think think that we’re all just background characters in other people’s lives, someone they walk past while rushing to be somewhere or bump into on their way to get coffee and these people all have their own problems and
Drug dealers who act like their normal self and use smiley faces in texts instead of tryna be a thug...that's that shit I like!
Do they have rehab for Tumblr...? Fuck it I'll just be addicted
spankmehardbarry: hex-girlfriend: aliensno: Walmart in Roswell, NM everywhere should be roswell why are they so obsessed with benedict cumberbatch? :/
earthnation: that thin ass chocolate bowl would never be able to withstand the pressure of my spoon trying to slice ice cream
psybelius: I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY IDENTIFY WITH A FLOSS CONTAINER
willyoulovemeh: I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
definited: ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened damn, only one thing happened..? I had fucking tons of bullshit things happen.
thesylverlining: elkian: teen-heat: why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms why do advertisers humanize food products why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping
yo the simpsons be droppin truth bombs
nickiminiall: isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
strongholdleather: strongholdleather: strongholdleather: Pretty in Pink! (shhh I really like 80’s movies) So you can be adorable while you disembowel your enemies. These were a custom order, and that shade of pink was hand-mixed and painted. Reposting
braydaaan: if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
bitteranthony: seaofstuff: Pedophiles and rapists are the most disgusting human beings that roam this earth. Kill them all. Rain blood
condom: pissing people off should be a sport
d4vek4t: onlylolgifs: Macaroni being made are you fUCKING KIDDING ME
heatmor: why does anyone even care about other people doing things that have no negative outcome? like let girls take selfies with starbucks!! let straight dudes wear weird clothes!! let gay people be as feminine or as masculine as they want!! the next
lumengloria: baconik: punkaspiss138: kyleehenke: tinyorc: This is one of the most accurate things I have ever seen. yep I’m offended PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET INFUHRERATE ME! 10/10 will be stealing
scorpiolove: Sleepovers with me be like:
thesassycat: sluttybitch2007: The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. did you google how to take a screen shot
getsuswet: onlyytoservedaddy: in-morpheus-arms: ☸ To be collared and on my knees for him is what I want. Perfect ♥ Hazel
spankmehardbarry: so according to a post on tumblr all gay guys have white iphones. mines black so i guess im not gay anymore omg i have to tell my mom she will be so happy
lovesicktitan: I’m supposed to be doing homework
her-master: blackturtleneckgirl: don’t tell my mom I like to be choked Newsflash: she probably knows. You probably got her hair color, maybe her eye color… you think that’s all you got from her? Lol… good chance there might’ve been a little
xxvalleygirlxx: slumperella: If we all handled situations like this, the world would be a better place. Still crying She called his ass Mr. Keef like he was her damn elder and the emojis he used like he was truly filled with regret I cant bra
jingledeeznuts: c0ntain: What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away. Your love life is exactly the way you pictured it. Do you think we’d all be happier? Or would we just find new
weteevee: I don’t friend zone people, I relationship zone them. You wanna be my friend? Too bad, we’re dating.
dewgongo: how to be a lil bitch: look like u act like u smell like u dance like u talk like u u
thealmightyloaf: Love might be the last legal drug - Korn
theaiightwallofchina: This moment should be taught in history class
strangelybeautifulworld: nympherret: like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it? this isnt even an exaggeration like at all
orangewave: sagethenate: orangewave: i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid the little mermaid fucking christ
supjono: the problem with post limit is you can’t complain about being on post limit while you’re on post limit. do you see my problem?
deepressions: One of your open-fist smacks on the face would be nice right now.
beaky-peartree: Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
snaketeen: Turn your binoculars around. See now the tigers are smaller and further away. you gotta be smart to survive in the rainforest.
upallnightogetloki: dduane: If I only said four words today, these four might be sufficient: Morgan Freeman on helium. Honestly screaming
internetmessiah: I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
sweet-bitsy: bedabug: Snails Kiss On Cherries [photo by Vyacheslav Mishchenk] THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANT MY LIFE TO BE
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![stoned2thebone: mattjustmatt: tastefullyoffensive: Bears Doing Human Things [via]Previously: Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up That bear on the bike looks so HAPPY. im surely not the only one who thinking of what they would be saying](https://64.media.tumblr.com/763e8d65673e3d3c9a3504e5bfb99e67/tumblr_n363bypmny1qewacoo1_250.jpg)
![sweet-bitsy: bedabug: Snails Kiss On Cherries [photo by Vyacheslav Mishchenk] THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANT MY LIFE TO BE](https://64.media.tumblr.com/923587930f0ef4791ba575fd973add08/tumblr_n256w6bvhr1qbvj0oo1_250.jpg)