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kikisreposervice: awesomephilia: Did he just rewrite history? he rewrote history
vegan-vulcan: chad-hunter: awesomephilia: strippedtease: okay BUT LOOK AT THIS FRENCH SUPPLY TEACHER HOLY SHIT i was gonna reblog this for the booty he’s got going on but then i saw the hashtag and now I’m reblogging it for that alone. jesus
1ovem3dead: coherentinsanity: krissi2197: awesomephilia: The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out GOD DAMNIT I will always reblog this Lmao Too funny
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namesbjnotblowjob: awesomephilia: Follow Awesomephilia for some awesomeness on your dash. (via imgTumble)
thefujoshi: awesomephilia: awesomephilia: WHAT THE FUCK WHO WOULD DO THAT APPARENTLY SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK i’m not sure if i hate someone enough to do this to them oh my god OH MY GOD WHO COMES UP WITH SHIT LIKE THIS
catsandcunts: awesomephilia: awesomephilia: WHAT THE FUCK WHO WOULD DO THAT APPARENTLY SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK “Until I had to admit that I pooped in the butter" I am fucking dying
rats-in-the-walls: awesomephilia: awesomephilia: Aww, there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom! (via) 235k notes later, a plot twist: FUCK
awesomephilia: i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times
awesomephilia: i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense
awesomephilia: When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it
awesomephilia: My parents sent me a picture of their kitchen renovation (via)
awesomephilia: Yes, yes…. your sacrifice is acceptable.. (via)
awesomephilia: welele: and then we have her
awesomephilia: They look so peaceful when they’re sleeping. (via)
awesomephilia: I wonder what’s behind thi- NOPE. (via)
awesomephilia: She’s really working it on the treadmill…
awesomephilia: So my mom took a panorama (via)
awesomephilia: *descends into hell* *sees satan* wow it’s hot as HELL *winks* down here, amirite?! *gets returned to earth*
awesomephilia: This airport has a bathroom for dogs (via)
awesomephilia: moan louder every time the cashier scans one of your items
awesomephilia: a-fit-mind: armedforceslove: Attempted scaring my husband coming home from work, he knew I was there I told him to go back and do it again, but to act scared this time! Instead of scaring him, apparently I airbended the crap out of him
awesomephilia: shawna-marie: Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth. Probably not the only thing
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awesomephilia: Oh lord Jesus it’s a blizzard (via)
awesomephilia: Purr = happy cat noise Gato = Spanish for cat Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats
awesomephilia: i hope common sense is the next cool trend
awesomephilia: 5 minutes later:
awesomephilia: Her mommy sells shovels, what did you think? ^_^
awesomephilia: My buddy recently broke up with his girlfriend. He sent me this screen shot of his phone this morning. They are all from her. (via)
awesomephilia: yiffyprince: theheartmaid: homeworkmyass: u kno he dead he didnt even cut her hair That’s the point
awesomephilia: strippedtease: okay BUT LOOK AT THIS FRENCH SUPPLY TEACHER HOLY SHIT
awesomephilia: I think this gif accurately describes what getting hair in your mouth feels like
awesomephilia: There are two types of nerds (via)
awesomephilia: The guy is evaluating how this will somehow be his fault.
awesomephilia: They look so peaceful when they’re sleeping.
awesomephilia: Trying to sell back books in college
awesomephilia: let’s cuddle up and watch movies with our hands down each others pants
awesomephilia: those sneaky little buses (via)
awesomephilia: i’ve seen enough porn to know what they’ll expect of me at this job interview
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awesomephilia: And that’s how I got a concussion