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awesomephilia: My parents sent me a picture of their kitchen renovation (via)
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awesomephilia: Purr = happy cat noise Gato = Spanish for cat Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats
awesomephilia: She’s really working it on the treadmill… Ohmygod
awesomephilia: These two guys entered the metro from different stations and don’t even know each other. (via)
awesomephilia: “big boobs don’t count if you’re fat” neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
awesomephilia: let’s cuddle up and watch movies with our hands down each others pants
awesomephilia: it’s that time of the year where it’s freezing out in the morning and my rock hard nipples tear apart any shirt i try to put on
awesomephilia: damn girl i was looking at you from across the street and your beauty was so intimidating that you’re still across the street i’m talking to myself right now
awesomephilia: a-fit-mind: armedforceslove: Attempted scaring my husband coming home from work, he knew I was there I told him to go back and do it again, but to act scared this time! Instead of scaring him, apparently I airbended the crap out of him
awesomephilia: i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times
awesomephilia: i hope common sense is the next cool trend
awesomephilia: When a hot guy reaches for something and his shirt lifts a little at the waist
awesomephilia: HOW TO ASK A GIRL OUT: ask what her favorite dinosaur is do an impression of her favorite dinosaur die in mass extinction
awesomephilia: How to wake up a cat.
awesomephilia: Foot, where are you going… foot… Noooo! (via)
awesomephilia: I think your cat is broken…. Did you save the receipt for a refund?
awesomephilia: miss-azura: sheislove530: -everysecond: 4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
awesomephilia: i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense
awesomephilia: The most terrifying prank ever
awesomephilia: How to transform a horse into a moose (via)
awesomephilia: moan louder every time the cashier scans one of your items
awesomephilia: a horse onesie omg
awesomephilia: Happy Easter everyone! :)
awesomephilia: homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes
awesomephilia: fun fact: statistically girls are more likely to get pregnant than boys
awesomephilia: And that’s how I got a concussion Yolo, right?
awesomephilia: if i ever get fired i will say “fire cannot kill a dragon” and they’ll beg me to stay and give me a huge raise probably
awesomephilia: My life since joining tumblr
awesomephilia: girls take so long to get ready because we’re mesmerized by our own boobs
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awesomephilia: Boat Cat as a gif (via)
awesomephilia: It’s the only explanation… (via)
awesomephilia: I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT
awesomephilia: Can you guess what time of the year it is at Discovery channel? (via)
awesomephilia: Facebook: the trashcan of the internet
awesomephilia: Strict Dog Dad
awesomephilia: Looks like you’ve found yourself a keeper!
awesomephilia: The perfect faceswap (via)
awesomephilia: I imagine some old man looking out a window all day with the switch, just waiting for those damn kids and their skateboards to come rolling by. (via)
