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awesomephilia: Want to have some fun at school or work? Try taping this on the printer. (via)
awesomephilia: She’s really working it on the treadmill…
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awesomephilia: And no ducks were given!
awesomephilia: I’m hungry… for crime! (via)
awesomephilia: how is that baby so good looking. i can’t allow this babies are supposed to be ugly so cute
awesomephilia: No the stars are in the sky
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awesomephilia: My friend and I were drunk photoshopping last night. Forgot we made this (via) Finger man to the rescue.XD
awesomephilia: In case you needed a smile today, here is a pig and a cat. They are pals! (via)
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awesomephilia: That was awesome? Wait ‘til you’ve seen the rest!
awesomephilia: ANIMEME Episode 3 (via)
awesomephilia: How to freak people out on the beach (via)
awesomephilia: That was awesome? Wait ‘til you’ve seen the rest!
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awesomephilia: A youtube comment template.
awesomephilia: 8AM: hardly able to get up, so tired 9AM: still tired as hell
awesomephilia: Recharging after a long day [via]
awesomephilia: damn girl i was looking at you from across the street and your beauty was so intimidating that you’re still across the street i’m talking to myself right now
awesomephilia: SHOUTOUT TO BEES BEING WILLING TO KILL THEMSELVES JUST TO INCONVENIENCE A HATER, THAT’S HARDCORE AS FUCK
awesomephilia: i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense
awesomephilia: rlmjob: Wheres the rest of this wikihow
awesomephilia: A brief social experiment [via]
awesomephilia: i hope common sense is the next cool trend
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awesomephilia: Best drinking game ever.
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awesomephilia: such fluffbutt
awesomephilia: “My 91 yr old grandpa decided he’d be the Mayor from the Powerpuff girls for Halloween.” (via)
awesomephilia: My friend and I were drunk photoshopping last night. Forgot we made this (via)
awesomephilia: Whoever put the ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back GAHA! XD I never even considered that!
awesomephilia: I saw a kid struggling on a swing so figured I should give him a push.Now it’s my swing.
awesomephilia: I feel like this happens way too often…
awesomephilia: This glass door changes opacity as you lock/unlock it (via)
awesomephilia: Never bring a knife to a tire fight (via)
awesomephilia: When I saw my boyfriend’s (non-erect) penis for the first time AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD
awesomephilia: i hope we all end up in the same mental hospital Amen.
awesomephilia: “big boobs don’t count if you’re fat” neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality Ripost Lv…. Master.
awesomephilia: “WHO ME?” - caveman having an existential crisis HA
awesomephilia: i hope common sense is the next cool trend Ya that’d be fantastic. Thought its more likely purple tufts of cotton candy will rain down from the sky for a week straight the world over…
awesomephilia: panerasexual: writing on a whiteboard satisfies me in a way that no man ever could that’s remarkable I was gonna say depressing but remarkable works too…
awesomephilia: let’s cuddle up and watch movies with our hands down each others pants That sounds fucking fantastic.
awesomephilia: one good way to prevent a cold when you feel it coming on is to drink a glass of orange juice and then jump off a bridge before it gets worse
awesomephilia: sleep is simply the next day buffering Bah. Do not trivialize the god Sleep. He is not this petty thing you make him seem. =_=
awesomephilia: sometimes when I put a tampon in, i imagine it’s that snuggle bear’s little penis. his cotton-y lil light flow penis.
awesomephilia: dad: kate, you’re adoptedme: more like ADAPTED!!*i evolve into a charizard. darwin smiles from his grave*
awesomephilia: can you get fired from tumblr? If that were even remotely possible this place would be a ghost town….
awesomephilia: heliolisk: im so jealous of people who are satisfied with 8 hours of sleep i’m lucky to even get anything close to 8 hours of sleep Why would you want to get 8 hours? Sleep is the enemy… you’re only gonna live a hundred
awesomephilia: girls take so long to get ready because we’re mesmerized by our own boobs Valid.
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awesomephilia: awesomephilia: an octopus is just a wet spider are you calling me a spider