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existentialstripper: leighalanna: lady-stella: letthem–eatcake: “Are those….original?” -Random Asian guy asking about my boobs 😂😂 They’re the remix This is why my favorite response to “nice boobs” or “are they real” is “grew
dreadlock-detective: Silly Anon, those are trashy peasant ships. I only deal with ships of the highest caliber~One of those asks that I dropped everything I was working on because my response was too stupid to keep in my head~Alternate Rated R Title:
higheramerica: When I asked IF it really tasted like pineapple his response “OHH FUCK YEAH, BROTHER”
fuckyeahcuckqueans: I texted my husband to ask what time he was coming home from the bar. This video was all he sent me in response. I felt my pussy start to tingle as I watched hypnotised as she worked his cock… Who was she?He was fucking her without
gayinsect: i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second
augustxiv: black–lamb: curlyteekay: magic-melaninn: ugglyyy: When I asked my cousin if he liked white girls 😂😂 im dying😭 An appropriate response lmaoo 👏🏾
heartkage: theblehthatbloos: heartkage: how do i get fangs? asking for myself Like, in your mouth or just in general? this is a terrifying response
dirtyzdogz: cancocklockup: “I sent a text to my key holder, asking if I might be released from my chastity cage. This was his response…” Damn
lookdifferentmtv: When Franchesca asked attendees at New York Comic Con about the need for superheroes of color on the last episode of Decoded, I don’t think she was expecting such a perfect response on why representation matters. Yet here I am,
releasethedoves: now if you ask me that is a very punk response
tiger-in-the-flightdeck: My baby brother’s first girlfriend recently confessed to thinking they were actually a boy. I asked my brother if this bothered him. His response was: “Well, yeah. If I had have known they were a boy when we were going out,
awkwardmyrthe: I’d almost wish for someone to ask me this just so I could give this response
cloudcuckoolander527: samknitchester: sheabuttabae: pregnantparentingprochoice: “When I was pregnant, patients often asked me if it was hard/weird to do their abortion.My response was simple, ‘Not at all. It is not the right time for you, but
brooklynmutt: George Clooney’s response when asked why he will not seek political office. Classic.
caramelgoddessxo: I’m having a conversation with one of my friends and I ask him, “What defines you?” and he responded with, “Nothing. A definition excludes the possibility for change.” This is one of the best responses I’ve ever received
validx2: When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.
postracialcomments: In response to the GoFundMe Campaign for Darren Wilson, people are asking GoFundMe to close the account due to the fact that it incites hate and obviously violates their terms and conditions The donors and the comments attached to
fieldbears: britneyjustin: britsanity: Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.” i can never not reblog this T-Pain: “That
kittykat8311: This evening just keeps getting better and better. This woman found her (lovely, and very nonsexual) image reblogged on a porn blog without her permission, and this is the response she got when she asked that it be removed. Just in
phil0kalia: If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.
kinginthenorths: Do you know this wretched girl? Lyanna Mormont. Lady of Bear Island, and a child of ten. I asked her to commit her house to my cause. That’s her response.
fantastic-nonsense: ofsonnetsandstarfleet: professor flitwick was ruthless as fuck like he even addressed harry by his name whilst asking for his name I think what I find even funnier is that Harry doesn’t use the ‘I’m Harry Potter’ response.
tinalikesbutts: Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?” And my response was,
jaclcfrost: nothing will ever even come close to touching the humor + perfect execution of the question “is jake gyllenhaal gay?” being met with the response “why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this”
iamatinyowl: iamatinyowl: Don’t date men who dont do housework/chores until they’re asked. By that I mean: it is not your responsibility alone to keep track of and manage the household labour and chores. Do not date someone who expects you to tally
sandt721: sandt721: Perfect Little Slut Wife She sent me this from school this morning; I’m asking that you to please REBLOG to support my wife being a little slut everywhere she goes!!! She was so happy with the response she sent this one to me
helpmesleezy: Absolutely positively perfect response to almost any and every time you’re asked a stupid question?❤️👅👀
Someone asked the Dalai Lama what surprises him most. This was his response:
britneyjustin: britsanity: Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.” i can never not reblog this T-Pain: “That was the
toralei: Response to a reddit thread asking “What is something legal that feels very illegal?”
thetwinkprince101: I just want absolutely no responsibilities and to be taken care of is that too much to ask for 😂😂😂
“It’s a shame the leaves on this are so prickly,” Sabrina said to Mr. Crude.“Why is that?” he asked in response.“Use your imagination, old man!”
Sabrina asked Mr. Crude for some help at the pinball machine.“Hey, old man! How ‘bout you come over here and steady me so I can play my game?”“Okay, but you know that once I’m standing behind you and holding your hips, I can’t be held responsible
For the past two years I’ve been treated like an adult. I maintain responsibilities & I fucking don’t ask for anything. But seriously the past few weeks it’s like I’m fucking fourteen again. Getting bitched at for not coming
People always ask me where I get all my energy from. My response is :”In another people.” We give positive energy to each other. Very simple. I receive it, add some love and happiness, and send it to somebody else. I have a good explanation from math:
marfmellow: my mom would yell at us and then ask did I stutter? and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter and her response was THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE
sheabuddaflyy: marfmellow: my mom would yell at us and then ask did I stutter? and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter and her response was THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE I love black parents
pregnantparentingprochoice: “When I was pregnant, patients often asked me if it was hard/weird to do their abortion.My response was simple, ‘Not at all. It is not the right time for you, but it is for me. Later on, if you decide to become a parent,
love-this-pic-dot-com: Man Asks Old Lady Why She’s Alone On Cruise Her Response Shocks Him
sophisticantsophia: pregnantparentingprochoice: “When I was pregnant, patients often asked me if it was hard/weird to do their abortion.My response was simple, ‘Not at all. It is not the right time for you, but it is for me. Later on, if you decide
ethiopienne: iamatinyowl: iamatinyowl: Don’t date men who dont do housework/chores until they’re asked. By that I mean: it is not your responsibility alone to keep track of and manage the household labour and chores. Do not date someone who expects
prepfordwife: meg-shay: ethiopienne: iamatinyowl: iamatinyowl: Don’t date men who dont do housework/chores until they’re asked. By that I mean: it is not your responsibility alone to keep track of and manage the household labour and chores. Do
I asked the world on Fling too, and got this response… Still not sure what to have however.
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