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phil0kalia: If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.
ronald-wheezly: I emailed Costco asking how long 12 people would be able to survive in a post-apocalyptic situation. This was their response. That’s 3-13 years of peanut butter alone. Conclusion: you could survive in Costco forever.
samknitchester: sheabuttabae: pregnantparentingprochoice: “When I was pregnant, patients often asked me if it was hard/weird to do their abortion.My response was simple, ‘Not at all. It is not the right time for you, but it is for me. Later on,
caramelgoddessxo: I’m having a conversation with one of my friends and I ask him, “What defines you?” and he responded with, “Nothing. A definition excludes the possibility for change.” This is one of the best responses I’ve ever received
saundering: fieldbears: britneyjustin: britsanity: Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.” i can never not reblog this
hotwife4oldermen: My hotwife preparing herself for a date. He picked out her outfit and asked her to be ready when he came to the room. More to come if she gets a good response
luv2watchher: After an overwhelming response to our first video and many people asking if there’s more of it? Here’s as much as Tumblr will let me upload. We’ll be posting more asap. We hope you enjoy it and as always let us know what you think
communismkills: Real talk time: About ten times a day, every single day, someone will ask me, “Why don’t you drink?” or, more obnoxiously, “What happened to make you stop drinking?” If I tell them I’ve just never been a drinker, the response
sweetapplestrider: markruffalwhoa: lyinginbedmon: marblespiders: egobuzz: egobuzz: when in doubt just ask a dog someone send “BOOF!” to your crush/significant other and share the results with the rest of the class please better response
Alternative responses when someone asks you whether you’re a boy or girl:
jooshbag: gservator: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: dopeybeauty: when people ask how long you’ve been online I’m called out I feel so attacked This triggered a fight or flight response in me.
dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou:roll1uptwice:I swear from now on whenever someone asks me when I was born, my response will be “in the late 1900s”
jackburtonsays:sarabeth72:inkededucatednnerdy:dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou:roll1uptwice:I swear from now on whenever someone asks me when I was born, my response will be “in the late 1900s”@sarabeth72 Late 1900s…😫😫😫 You know what?
queerkingofdiamonds: SHOPFinally It’s back again!It’s been long people have been asking me about prints or shop, I was feeling guilty to say no or later to all of you. I didn’t really get good response last time so I scrapped a last shop, I don’t
doomsdaypecs: I’M MONTHS DELAYED IN RESPONSE, BUT HEY BETTER LATE THAN NEVER! Seriously, my backlog is just untenable. I’m bad at playing catch-up.There were also some other people that were tugging on me for this but I misplaced the asks. Also a
prochoiceamerica: Tomorrow, California will vote on a bill that would require crisis pregnancy centers to tell women the truth about their reproductive health options. One politician asked why a lawmaker cared so much about the bill, and her response
origamityler: The best reddit thread I’ve ever seen was when someone asked if the gang from Always Sunny in Philadelphia could kill Darth Maul and almost all of the responses were over 4 paragraphs long
shamblingshitpickle: snowmanfever: jean-grantaire: I had a dream about bakeoff except they were all cooking increasingly weird stuff until they got to the last guy and Paul asked ‘what are you serving’ and his response was just ‘these hands’
altonbrownbear: I ASKED JET TILA TO CONSIDER DOING THESE MATCHING ICONS WITH ALTON BROWN AND HE LIKED IT AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED THIS MEANS HE IS EMAILING ALTON RIGHT NOW AND AWAITING HIS RESPONSE!!!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED
strixobscuro: mysharona1987: I feel bad for the scientists who spent years and years getting their degrees only to eventually end up dressing up rats in lingerie. On the plus side, they have a way more interesting response when someone asks what they
othert:chaumas-deactivated20230115:my favorite response to people asking me “are you a woman?” is “who isn’t?” because it seems like it means something but it absolutely does not My favorite thing to do when I changed my name was if someone
ohsoinnocentperv:lunar-tears-and-actual-tears:gotta appreciate his honesty This coming from the same man that, when asked why 2B was so scantily clad and wearing high heels, his response was “I just really like girls.”An absolute treasure of a human
dirtyred69: “Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.” –Voltaire on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan
omgbobby46: A few months ago I asked if anyone knew this ones name, I didn’t get any response so I’m trying again. She’s also hot so if you have her name email or message me, please.http://omgbobby46.tumblr.com, If you like reblog, if you like
tinalikesbutts: Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?” And my response
gayinsect: i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second
ultrafacts: Although Yankovic refuses to use parody ideas from other people, Madonna is partly responsible for “Like a Surgeon”. Madonna asked one of her friends how long it would take until Yankovic satirized her song “Like a Virgin” as “Like
sandt721: sandt721: Perfect Little Slut Wife She sent me this from school this morning; I’m asking that you to please REBLOG to support my wife being a little slut everywhere she goes!!! She was so happy with the response she sent this one to me
ilovehisass: nathwyld: In response to the guy who asked If I ever had a dick deep inside 😏🙊 I love my fans 😍😘 @magicmenaustralia #magicmen #virgin #tight #booty #ass #assgainz #bootygoals #peach Ass
randomsplashes: randomsplashes: when u ask ur coach/bf what to do for skating practice and he gives u this response 😏 (insp + sticker!) bonus: or maybe he actually means it 😏
nintendo-n-chill: A cool thing about Bayonetta is that you can ask the question “remember the time she killed God” and the only suitable response is “which one?”
prideprejudce: leesh: a very good article ‘It makes me so sad for the world, because the questions I keep getting asked are “Are these guys really that nice? Are they really that awesome?” My response is always “No. They’re even better than
did-you-know: The Ouija Board “named” itself. According to its inventors, ‘Ouija’ was the game’s response to the question of what it wanted to be called. They also claim that when they asked what ‘Ouija’ means, it “replied”…
gunrosequartz: gunrosequartz: tbh if youre going to casually ask people to go around and state their pronouns in non-lgbt spaces you have a responsibility to do a little mini gender 101 rundown or something cause otherwise frankly you’re just putting
allthecanadianpolitics: Jocelyn Wabano-Iahtail shuts down disrespectful white journalists over a question asking if Justin Trudeau is responsible for Missing Indigenous Teens in Northern Ontario.More information here:Indigenous women call reporter ‘white
sweetcaptions: I asked my Dad if he preferred to fuck me before or after I took a bath. His response: How about before and after…
the-absolute-funniest-posts: vaspim2k13: On Monday, during a parliamentary commission hearing to determine if he was a fit for the top court, he was asked whether the death penalty should be applied in cases of rape. His response? “Consideration needs
fieldbears: britneyjustin: britsanity: Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.” i can never not reblog this T-Pain: “That
druiddaydreams: phil0kalia:If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response. I wish I would have thought of this back in the 90s when
toireasaalison: adventuresonpaper: whatlovelybooks:whatlovelybooks: do you think mac and cheese would taste good with wine? i’m asking for a friend… I’M GETTING SO MANY MIXED RESPONSES. WHICH ONES ARE THE LIES AND WHICH ONES ARE THE TRUTHS
caramelgoddessxo:I’m having a conversation with one of my friends and I ask him, “What defines you?” and he responded with, “Nothing. A definition excludes the possibility for change.” This is one of the best responses I’ve ever received to
revolutionarykoolaid:#BlackWomenMatter (4/2/15): Far too often, I see responses to my post asking why our Black men only seem to be under attack by the police. The sad truth is that both our women and children face harassment and death from those sworn
hiddlebatch1997: Benedict Cumberbatch was asked what character he’d be if he was in Star Wars. This was his response.
indica-mist: fieldbears: britneyjustin: britsanity: Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.” i can never not reblog this
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tiny-ass-girls: Sweet submission from #latinalover0 Great Contribution. Thanks 😘 Latinalover0 asked to find out…”What would you do to this Tiny Ass?” So post a response, let her know! Tiny butts drive me nuts🤪
vividhotsexy: experimental-sponge: origamityler: The best reddit thread I’ve ever seen was when someone asked if the gang from Always Sunny in Philadelphia could kill Darth Maul and almost all of the responses were over 4 paragraphs long Best quote
pregnantparentingprochoice: “When I was pregnant, patients often asked me if it was hard/weird to do their abortion.My response was simple, ‘Not at all. It is not the right time for you, but it is for me. Later on, if you decide to become a parent,
theparadoxymoron: ishipitlikeups: marfmellow: my mom would yell at us and then ask did I stutter? and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter and her response was THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE DAMN SON. DEFINITELY doing this in
