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theparadoxymoron: ishipitlikeups: marfmellow: my mom would yell at us and then ask did I stutter? and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter and her response was THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE DAMN SON. DEFINITELY doing this in
dreamiedaddy: jerseydaddy-littleprincess: In response to that one anonymous ask: just because someone is a little and depends on their daddy when they are in their little space (and whenever else) doesn’t mean they cannot be independent, bright, hard
thekinkbelow: How do you answer when people ask about your key? My general response is to laugh and say that it is the key to my heart, not that much of a stretch ;) As you can see in the photo, I wear mine on a thin chain and usually have a pendant
alegbra: constable-frozen: Frozen 7 at this point I honestly have to ask without a hint of sarcasm: are aliens responsible for this
sweetapplestrider: markruffalwhoa: lyinginbedmon: marblespiders: egobuzz: egobuzz: when in doubt just ask a dog someone send “BOOF!” to your crush/significant other and share the results with the rest of the class please better response
boulevard-of-broken-balls: Official Statement: If you pity the steubenville rapists because “their lives are ruined” or think that the Jane Doe was IN ANY WAY RESPONSIBLE/ASKING FOR IT BECAUSE SHE CONSUMED ALCOHOL UNFOLLOW ME IMMEDIATELY
acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman: tardisinthemindpalace: dontblink91011: luigiman: my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response
femmesandfamily: transgalacticwanderer: tiger-in-the-flightdeck: My baby brother’s first girlfriend recently confessed to thinking they were actually a boy. I asked my brother if this bothered him. His response was: “Well, yeah. If I had have known
sunakyohei: The next time Jean calls her potato girl. Sasha should neigh in response and then ask him why he can’t understand his native language.
gutsyzombie: death-limes: vaspim2k13: On Monday, during a parliamentary commission hearing to determine if he was a fit for the top court, he was asked whether the death penalty should be applied in cases of rape. His response? “Consideration needs
tinalikesbutts: Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?” And my response
fieldbears: britneyjustin: britsanity: Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.” i can never not reblog this T-Pain: “That
phil0kalia: If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.
fieldbears: britneyjustin: britsanity: Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.” i can never not reblog this T-Pain:
sidneyia: vanishinginthepark: theacenightwatch: jemthecrystalgem: theacenightwatch: maphux: tren10: FUCK Omg Ask an ill conceived question, get a snarky ass response I don’t get it Jesus was big on non violence so he wouldn’t use a gun.So
samknitchester: sheabuttabae: pregnantparentingprochoice: “When I was pregnant, patients often asked me if it was hard/weird to do their abortion. My response was simple, ‘Not at all. It is not the right time for you, but it is for me. Later on,
aspidosecalis:My brother is really obsessed with shoes so I asked him about the shoes Jou almost died over and this was his immediate response. I don’t even know what an Air Max 95 *is* he just identified them on sight.
gentle-pegging: Last night was a bit of a disappointment. He did not like oral sex. When she asked him to go down on her his response was “My tongue does not travel to places where the sun doesn’t shine” She arrived at the beach early to get a
transhotwifesissymaker: I got home last night to find Lisa crying in bed. She was very upset that I “blatantly” flirted with “another guy” and then left with him later to have sex. Is she for real? That’s what I asked her and the response
sourcedumal: lookdifferentmtv: When Franchesca asked attendees at New York Comic Con about the need for superheroes of color on the last episode of Decoded, I don’t think she was expecting such a perfect response on why representation matters. Yet
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phil0kalia:If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.
I’m having a conversation with one of my friends and I ask him, “What defines you?” and he responded with, “Nothing. A definition excludes the possibility for change.”This is one of the best responses I’ve ever received to any of my questions.
just-shower-thoughts:If someone was reading a book titled, “It’s Called A Book,” and someone asked them what they were reading, the response would make them seem like a total asshole.There is indeed such a thing:
jaclcfrost: nothing will ever even come close to touching the humor + perfect execution of the question “is jake gyllenhaal gay?” being met with the response “why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this”
cuttothefeeling: eggplantgifs: “We’re gonna give you some scenarios. What would Adam Rippon do? … Wardobe malfunction. Adam Rippon, response how?” imagine them asking that to a straight guy
caramelgoddessxo:I’m having a conversation with one of my friends and I ask him, “What defines you?” and he responded with, “Nothing. A definition excludes the possibility for change.” This is one of the best responses I’ve ever received to
impregnationfreak: He stopped briefly, looked deep into her eyes and asked in a whisper, “Can I cum in you?” She let out a gasping moan in response, exhilarated by the thought of feeling his spasming cock inside her, of feeling the hot splash of
validx2: When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.
daddys-chaton-noir: mae-the-chubbi-kitti: mae-the-chubbi-kitti: This was in response to the ask I got about the fact that the cg/l community has a certain astehtic that POC littles and Caregivers don’t seem to fit in. I’m not gonna blur out their
ute175: elprincipal1: annie-anal: *thinks about responsibilities* *shrugs* *masturbates* Obst ist ja so gesund dem Stimme ich 100% zu :-) :-) :-) :-) Bet she won’t ask for a banana again
maryannehill: IN RESPONSE TO NUMEROUS REQUESTSHi!GOOD MORNING!!!For some reason, I’ve been getting a lot of letters lately, asking for a repost of my spread toy box.So, here it is again. Nothing has changed since the last time I looked. Now, keep in
just4fun1975: Her response when He asked Her where She would put a thick cock. One of the things He loves about Her is She is direct.
the-perks-of-being-britsh: Guys I’m bored as hell eating junk food all by myself ~ Send me an ask or submit something to me and I’ll try to find the best gif in response If you actually do this I will loveyouforever!!xo
gayinsect: i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second
girldwarf: fieldbears: britneyjustin: britsanity: Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.” i can never not reblog this
fieldbears: britneyjustin: britsanity: Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.” T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in
That moment someone asks “whens my brithday” response: “Mar..tember?”
Just remember that when you ask me, I’m going to give you the same response, nothing.
britneyjustin: britsanity: Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.” i can never not reblog this T-Pain: “That was the
tiger-in-the-flightdeck: My baby brother’s first girlfriend recently confessed to thinking they were actually a boy. I asked my brother if this bothered him. His response was: “Well, yeah. If I had have known they were a boy when we were going out,
ishipitlikeups: marfmellow: my mom would yell at us and then ask did I stutter? and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter and her response was THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE DAMN SON.
infiniterhapsody: mmc ► matsuokav asked: seto&kano or shintaro&ene? “I’m sorry for making you go through this alone. From now on, let’s shoulder the responsibility together… Because you and me… we are brothers.”
mymotherskeeper: nooky22: Moms go to response when I ask her what we have to eat in the house. Yummy my favorite
yep999: @bigdaddysgirl71 loves being naughty while she travels on business. I asked how naughty she was feeling. Her response? “Creampie naughty, daddy.” Fucking hot.
caramelgoddessxo: I’m having a conversation with one of my friends and I ask him, “What defines you?” and he responded with, “Nothing. A definition excludes the possibility for change.” This is one of the best responses I’ve ever received
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