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insomniac-arrest:where’s my ghibli moment?? Not the cute one, I mean the one where a wild girl tries to stab me in the neck and I dramatically mumble from the dirt ‘you’re beautiful’ up at her
imsorrybutlfellinlovetonight: Me when I’m arrested for trespassing
alexds1: crosscrowdedrooms: It’s proved impossible for me to get this shot of former Philadelphia Police Cpt. Ray Lewis being arrested, published anywhere. I was adamantly rebuffed by the Philadelphia Inquirer, NYT, local NY papers, and Newsweek,
todisappe4r: care-e-cuica: tienesarenaenlavagina: all-begins-with-something: f4iry—tale: arrest-thisgirl: Valparaíso <3 Es de hoy? porque mi mama denante me dijo ‘había un arco iris gigante’ y no lo alcance a ver >:c apuesto
surprisebitch: honestly me if i was going to be arrested by hot policemen
vandercunt: me getting my life while my sister was just arrested for shoplifting 軸 worth of toys from target and continues to battle with alcoholism
rumpelstiltskln: Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man
house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me
starkwillendurestone: Me: I don’t deserve this. Arrested Development Narrator voice: He definitely deserved this.
all-begins-with-something: f4iry—tale: arrest-thisgirl: Valparaíso <3 Es de hoy? porque mi mama denante me dijo ‘había un arco iris gigante’ y no lo alcance a ver >:c
gingerstrap:“I got arrested, but I worked it out. Don’t worry, no charges were brought against me.”
next-door-dudes: gay-porn-dudes: wcoastperv: Caught him drinking at the park. Said if you don’t come back to my place and let me ride that little hole, I’ll arrest you. Seeded him twice before letting him go. Brotherhood of Police is the bomb.
xc-ccxii: varveensivasheelan: After getting arrested with your bestfriend. Ugh me and gabrekrishell
tapthatguy-x-version: Arrest the FUCK out of me!
maxx114: he put me under house arrest
maxx114: then he put me under House Arrest and we both went wild
awesomeitsjustmestuff:hotwifeinheaven:cuckold-clean-up-deactivated202:what would you do if you saw me on the escalator? 😜Going out….I would send for the police and have you arrested for public indecency.
greenllamajeans: You know what bothers me about this picture from the preview? Only one Stan is visible as the cop car is heading away. I’m hoping that no one will get arrested, but I can’t see how they can avoid it. The author must had something
scope-dogg: suburbsclone: WARNING: CUTIE ON THE LOOSE. LAST SEEN: BROWSING TUMBLR. PROBABLY: READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW. DESCRIPTION: IT’S YOU. YOU’RE THE CUTIE. PLACE YOURSELF UNDER ARREST IMMEDIATELY. YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FUCKER
Someone just told me police arrest counts as abuse….what?
disgustinghuman: Hello? Police? Someone on the internet doesn’t like me please arrest them. I laughed way too hard omg
daddyswhore: No matter how many times I ran from home, no matter how many times I was arrested no matter how many times I got into trouble my father always gave me a home to live in and a huge cock to enjoy
cockkkkkkkk: this motherfucker can arrest the fuck out of me
scope-dogg: suburbsclone: WARNING: CUTIE ON THE LOOSE.LAST SEEN: BROWSING TUMBLR.PROBABLY: READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW.DESCRIPTION: IT’S YOU. YOU’RE THE CUTIE. PLACE YOURSELF UNDER ARREST IMMEDIATELY. YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FUCKER
onveiligvrijen: Someone confessed this to me.I used to work at an investment bank in Singapore but got arrested for fraud and spent several months in prison. It was hell. At first, I didn’t understand what had happened, I’d never done a thing wrong
insomniac-arrest: Living by the ocean is just like … she has brought me a gift today from beyond our shores, she is a kind and giving mother, and sometimes that gift is a giant wooden cross for some reason Or a fucking Garfield phone an entire wasteland
ryanishka: markredito: micdotcom: Watch: Ahmed Mohamed speaks out about being arrested :’) this made me cry. I am so proud of this kid. what a centered little angel I will be his fairy godmother
taint3ed: mia-redworth: I wish you could wear tights as pants without you getting arrested for public indecency or something I know. Me too. Tights are half my wardrobe and I worry myself trying to find something to go over em.
karla-world: wildify: windspray: naturalae: fauxist: h-otelcalifornia: shekillswithkissesxo: sunrise-your-eyes: if this happened to me i would start crying and give the person a hug i would just start crying and probably go into cardiac arrest
thehoovencloof: if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge “Oh no, I’m stuck at home for an excessive period of time and now all I have is netflix and tumblr and pizza and my cats god that judge really put me in my place.”
sakuyashirogane: if youre younger but taller than me im arresting you
fuck-your-gucci-handbag: uhfriendlyblackhottie: fuck-your-gucci-handbag:the shooting that happened at planned parenthood really disgusted me. the white man that killed an officer and injured 3 and then shot civilians was arrested unharmed. cops dont
depraved-fantasies: When I found out my business partner was stealing from me, I could have turned him over to the police. But instead I came up with a better plan. First I planted some key evidence and had a friend in the police department arrest
crapes: Help me I’m going into cardiac arrest
justyouraveragedesi:Imagine being a refugee and waiting for years and years, jumping through every ridiculous hoop, then being arrested when you land. Fuck everyone who told me to be calm
The fetish is all to blame for my bff’s dad in HS. What a bitch (jk jk she was for many other reasons tbh)(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻the minute he pretended to be my real dad n bailed me out of being arrested for stealing HANDCUFF earrings it was lust
momilitofuckyou: Ever since I’ve been on house arrest, my mom let’s me use her for jerk off materialMom: u better not put it in Son: ok ok ok
postilionstruckbylightning: insomniac-arrest: thethiefandtheairbender: The Good Place (2016-2020) brah The Good Place’s take on morality is so important to me. It never suggests that being good is easy or straightforward - quite the opposite - but
inebriatedpony: ms-macky: These are Caucasian Mountain Shepherds They can weigh up to 200 pounds They are used in Russian prisons They have the stopping force of a .45 caliber bullet Remind me never to get arrested in Russia. Direwolves are real, guys.
ingloriouus: yappanese:ithotyouknew:whitegirlsaintshit:elpimentaz:into-these-blue-eyes: modelingschool: me going off on a cop. Miss this. Chubby butt 😂 And then yall complain and get shocked when black people are arrested/murdered by police
erinashford: The first pic of me I could find in my cut offs to celebrate the new arrested development coming out 😍 anyone watched them yet?? My Tumblr / My Nudes & Videos
walkinghalfdead: someone help me I’m going into cardiac arrest
gangstajustin: the way his body moves is enough to send me to my grave from a cardiac arrest
cwicseolfor:insomniac-arrest:Aging gracefully is overrated, age like one of these motherfuckers: Yes, I’m bent and wrinkled and definitely cursed, baby, you want to cry about it? This whole forest is still built around me and not the bitch of rain
You already had me arrested >:(((le-catty-cat)but that was for a different reason entirely now you’re going to jail for being adorable
scraggay: darkdaysbrightnights: scraggay: MY MOM FED ME COOKIES WITH MILK IM GONNA SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM WHY CANT SHE DO ANYTHING RIGHT OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER GIVING YOU COOKIES AND MILK ARREST HER IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT YOU PIECE
lazylaziel said: *Hisses* Xena & Gabrielle! *Hisses again* Or Myka & H.G. *Hisses a third time* But it’s really up to yooooouuuu! excuse me sir i did not see a 1 or 2 in that sentence ur under arrest im gonna have to take u downtown
7ashiish: 4mysquad:Smartphone records Minneapolis officer making arrest“Plain and simple, if you fuck with me, I’m going to break your leg before you get the chance to run. I’m being honest I don’t screw around,” the officer said.Mohamed’s
Ugh. This month has been shit. It all started when my parents found out about me dropping out of college. Then I got cut out of their life. Then I got arrested. Then I got tickets on tickets. Had to get a lawyer. I dropped food all over the place at work,
reverseracism: reverseracism: Truth. I saw so many tweets celebrating that no one got arrested during The Women’s Marches and don’t get me wrong, I’m happy no one got physically attacked by the police and I’m ecstatic that no one is sitting
