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secretshotyaoi:yo quero que me arreste un poli ashi XD
scope-dogg: suburbsclone: WARNING: CUTIE ON THE LOOSE.LAST SEEN: BROWSING TUMBLR.PROBABLY: READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW.DESCRIPTION: IT’S YOU. YOU’RE THE CUTIE. PLACE YOURSELF UNDER ARREST IMMEDIATELY. YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FUCKER
scope-dogg: suburbsclone: WARNING: CUTIE ON THE LOOSE. LAST SEEN: BROWSING TUMBLR. PROBABLY: READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW. DESCRIPTION: IT’S YOU. YOU’RE THE CUTIE. PLACE YOURSELF UNDER ARREST IMMEDIATELY. YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FUCKER
This bimbo can arrest bimbo me anytime!
squidzystillstoned: lynnwho: 4mysquad: Elderly black man arrested for walking with golf club sues Seattle cop “You swung that golf club at me when I turned the corner at 11th and Pike,” Officer Cynthia Whitlatch said to 70-year-old William Wingate
rumpelstiltskln: Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man
house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me
thirdlefttoe: pleiades-kun: dazed-visions: ayy-lmao-zedong: floralvixen: thirdlefttoe: Some guy in my state is being arrested for raping over twenty girls, he would constantly hit me up to “model” for him (he’s a photographer) thank fucking
8thwonderful: whyyoustabbedme: He was arrested for being black on a Tuesday. A felony in some states. I want someone to tell me the whole justice system ain’t corrupt?
lllllllllllllletswrite: i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents
supernaturallybenedicted: excuse me, sir? Do you know this is considered illegal and harmful to society? I am arresting both of you to my house right now.
whatshehassaid: “Beliebers boycotting Supernatural, will cancel show” “Supernatural has highest ratings since 2010” “Bieber arrested” Me:
insomniac-arrest: my brain @ me during depressive episodes
ertear: The only celestial spirit that remains for me, is arrested in my own darkness. ★
shesbombb: jennysayshello: tzikeh: George Zimmerman was arrested today for “felony aggravated assault with a weapon, misdemeanor battery-domestic violence and criminal mischief.” Why? He pointed a gun at a white woman. Let me be REALLY clear
galaticore: MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS PICTURE OF HIMSELF ARRESTING A BUNNY AND I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I JUST OJM G
occupyallstreets: A Walmart cop threatens to tase several black men for filming him. The man filming told the cop ‘We are not hostile people’ to which the cop replied ‘Well you fooled me’. The cop said the men resisted arrest but the video
4mysquad:Smartphone records Minneapolis officer making arrest“Plain and simple, if you fuck with me, I’m going to break your leg before you get the chance to run. I’m being honest I don’t screw around,” the officer said.Mohamed’s friend
codeinewarrior: dekutree: hersheywrites: squidzystillstoned: lynnwho: 4mysquad: Elderly black man arrested for walking with golf club sues Seattle cop “You swung that golf club at me when I turned the corner at 11th and Pike,” Officer Cynthia
insomniac-arrest: the rush of listening to bops while people are fighting fills me with primal strength
retiredjesus: officer: ur under arrest for murder & armed robbery me: lol breh chill
ejack101: funwithraunch: blackdreamsweap: lord-freyr2: Fuck!!! I wouldn’t mind getting raided and/or arrested for selling and dealing shit if the cops who were there looked like this. Shit, I’d probably offer them some Rape me now! Best chemsex
“Are you gone and onto someone new?I needed somewhere to hang my headWithout your nooseYou gave me something that I didn’t haveBut had no useI was too weak to give inToo strong to loseMy heart is under arrest againBut I break looseMy head
just a typical day in Passaic where the person next to me in line at Dunkin Donuts gets arrested.
spaced-queen: badasscannabitch: pixelpoison: men frankly can suck my fucking toe, but girls…I love you this is me af Imagine being the “oh my God youre beautiful” girl I would go into cardiac arrest
reverseracism: reverseracism: Truth. I saw so many tweets celebrating that no one got arrested during The Women’s Marches and don’t get me wrong, I’m happy no one got physically attacked by the police and I’m ecstatic that no one is sitting
lunoki: reverseracism: reverseracism: Truth. I saw so many tweets celebrating that no one got arrested during The Women’s Marches and don’t get me wrong, I’m happy no one got physically attacked by the police and I’m ecstatic that no one is
stabigail-adams: snowpaw1611: one-time-i-dreamt: Sneezing was illegal and the equivalent of mass genocide. I mean, it technically is, given circumstances me, being arrested for genocide: my dude I took an allegra this morning but it does absolutely
aguywholikesguys: mendoitbetter: This is ridiculous. He should be arrested. That’s an assault to anyone’s sexuality. No men would ever look at that ass and not think of it sexually. Follow me for dicks, sports and menhttp://aguywholikesguys.tumblr.com
saane: halpheltsgallery: @saane‘s shark girl is criminally cute have her arrested immediately. This destroyed me. Thank you, Hal!
yataspenis: this guy who lives in the same town as me stole a kit kat and got arrested and im not joking when i say literally everyone of his friends that he has on facebook posted ‘would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit’ on his facebook wall
powerpuff-squirrels: sampocalypse2: powerpuff-squirrels: “your old enough to make appointments yourself now” WEEE OOOOO!!!! WEEE OOOOOO!!! EXCUSE ME! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST BY THE GRAMMAR POLICE FOR USING THE IMPROPER WORD. IT SHOULD BE
its-arrested-development: Four saunas, three steam baths, Olympic-sized pool, and you’re telling me there’s no alcohol? What the hell are we supposed to do for two days?
its-arrested-development: Pardon me if I don’t burst into tears, Michael. But at least he promised to take you.
weavemunchers: *looks up at arresting officer* are you mad at me
thebluths: Top 10 Arrested Development Characters [As Voted by My Followers] #2: Lucille Bluth Don’t you judge me. You’re the selfish one. You’re the one who charged his own brother for a Bluth frozen banana. I mean, it’s one banana, Michael.
isugarbaby: unwhale: bromancing-the-stone: Yes, hi I’m under arrest. And I have a weapon under my shirt. always reblog Read me my Miranda rights naked.
josiesofmiceandmen: This really fucking sickens me, just because Austin cried doesn’t mean he’s a fucking pussy. Men can show emotion and it is men like these guy who give them bad names. I would be fucking sobbing too if I was arrested, hell I almost
dbbbx: whitegirlsaintshit:elpimentaz:into-these-blue-eyes: modelingschool: me going off on a cop. Miss this. Chubby butt 😂 And then yall complain and get shocked when black people are arrested/murdered by police officers… boy look at your
appetitusinvictus: Jesus: You will deny me 3 timesPeter: I would never*Jesus is arrested 5 seconds later*Bystander: Isn’t that your friend?Peter:
pimpy805: gaybicops: tattedsavage88: HE CAN ARREST WHATEVER HE WANT N THROW AWAY THE KEY 🚔🚔🚔🚔 Wish he’d bend me over Damn
hannah-janesthoughts: dankiidoll: f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t: fuck the police if you know what i mean Me and spongebobbitchtits finally agree on something! I want to get arrested by him ;)
![thebluths: Top 10 Arrested Development Characters [As Voted by My Followers] #2: Lucille Bluth Don’t you judge me. You’re the selfish one. You’re the one who charged his own brother for a Bluth frozen banana. I mean, it’s one banana, Michael.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d7753c56eede0ae89291c788a6cb35bc/tumblr_ni1ayb0D2v1rl3565o1_250.gif)
