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bundaism: Mrs. Officer, Mrs. Officer let me get them cuffs off of ya thuckchix: That booty needs to make a citizen’s arrest… Bootay: is that weed hanging over the oven?
daddysbottom: “Officers, I have been very bad and very naughty. I am a danger to myself and society. I need to be arrested and taught a lesson. Punish me with your nightsticks, officers. I need and deserve it!”
Another difficult fantasy to do without one or both of us getting arrested, but I love the “kidnapped, stripped to bra and panties, tied up and gagged in the car” fantasy. I love the idea of you touching me and pulling on my nipples, and putti
neocoillhq: (Character depicted as an adult, all interactions consensual) Happy Arrest Follow me on Twitter & become a patron for HiRes & more. NEOCOILL.COM | Commissions | Picarto | HF | Pat. Catalogue | Poll Tracker oof
jimintoxication: I had a dream about astro last night and we were hanging out at an outlet mall except sanha wasn’t there so I asked moonbin where we was and he told me sanha was under house arrest
I dated a skater once and we got tackled to the ground in Ybor by cops while skating. I got arrested cuz I resisted the FUCK out them tackling me. We got our boards confiscated for a year by the county. Fun times.
lllllllllllllletswrite: i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents
epic-humor: house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me
snoopingasusualisee:i’m going to jury duty you guys want anything can you get me the guy getting arrested
penis-hilton: me being arrested
mr-pink-palooka: Well I did say I’d draw anything that won’t get me arrested. go figure that means we get some more unique fetish fuel up in here occasionally.
4mysquad:Smartphone records Minneapolis officer making arrest“Plain and simple, if you fuck with me, I’m going to break your leg before you get the chance to run. I’m being honest I don’t screw around,” the officer said.Mohamed’s friend said
odinsblog: Black men arrested for the “crime” of quietly sitting in a Starbucks. If anything like this ever happens to me—it was probably a white person who called the police in the first place—but I hope that white people would stand up and
scope-dogg: suburbsclone: WARNING: CUTIE ON THE LOOSE.LAST SEEN: BROWSING TUMBLR.PROBABLY: READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW.DESCRIPTION: IT’S YOU. YOU’RE THE CUTIE. PLACE YOURSELF UNDER ARREST IMMEDIATELY. YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FUCKER
scope-dogg: suburbsclone: WARNING: CUTIE ON THE LOOSE. LAST SEEN: BROWSING TUMBLR. PROBABLY: READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW. DESCRIPTION: IT’S YOU. YOU’RE THE CUTIE. PLACE YOURSELF UNDER ARREST IMMEDIATELY. YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FUCKER
guesswhofoundyourblogand: appetitusinvictus: Jesus: You will deny me 3 times Peter: I would never *Jesus is arrested 5 seconds later* Bystander: Isn’t that your friend? Peter: IM DONE
hipsterdinosaurs: appetitusinvictus: Jesus: You will deny me 3 times Peter: I would never *Jesus is arrested 5 seconds later* Bystander: Isn’t that your friend? Peter: Jesus:
cornsubsidies: seeing all this high school student protest is reminding me of what little rights kids are afforded in the US. I’m seeing adults condescend the fuck out of teenagers online and cheer on administrators and law enforcement as they arrest
purgatoryflatsent: applepicker: me when i get hauled off to prison for all you can eat buffet crimes What am I being arrested for? Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal?
insomniac-arrest: no offense, but what was the point of that cool older lady character in Spirited Away except, you know, to make me question my sexuality at 12 during midnight rewatches as I looked at her weirdly pretty mouth and had Questions
insomniac-arrest: Dark Academia?? I’m sorry. I only subscribe to popofunk tacky academia if you don’t get dressed at the abandoned clown factory before coming to class then don’t even talk to me.
insomniac-arrest:just-racoon-thoughts:157-bees: plainwallpaper: fencehopping:Excuse me while I sneeze 30 times in a row… IS THAT POLLEN??????????????????????????????????????? magic spell I cast “allergies bad enough to delete you from existence”
sk3lly: Arrested for public nudity. This was cool, took me a while on this one, just been playing around and trying to push myself.
goodsex10: Trade on house arrest getting me right
house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me
killerville: killerville: my stepmom texted me this picture of the beagles with “ill explain later.” look at these shifty faces. no wonder they got arrested. OK SO APPARENTLY they got out of the yard and a neighbor recognized them and took them
erinashford: The first pic of me I could find in my cut offs to celebrate the new arrested development coming out 😍 anyone watched them yet?? My Tumblr / My Nudes & Videos
vintagemusclemen: Forgive me for being a bit crude, but David Asnis was probably the originator of the “low hanger” fetish. This is from 1941 and is held by some to be one of the photos which got Al Urban arrested for the first of three times.
elmolincoln: Another driving home selfie coming home after my little workout. I hope someone will bail me out if i get arrested doing this. Hope you have a restful evening.the lady next door
trapdragon: And the rest of the outfit, to prevent me from being arrested for indecent exposure
petercottonster: “Remind me again why I agreed to do this with you?” Claire asked, fidgeting in her outfit, as Danny pulled her along the avenue towards the local Clutch of the Holy Bunnygirl.“Because I threatened to actually arrest you the next
saane: halpheltsgallery: @saane‘s shark girl is criminally cute have her arrested immediately. This destroyed me. Thank you, Hal!
tinathepenguinmastah: Sir, you are under arrest for being too sexy. We might need to do a strip search……. Especially around your thigh area… In other words, I want you to screw me Sheamus. <3
lowervisuals: This shit is actually sad lol makes me angry at life. I’d be arrested if I seen that shit in person
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stfusexists: tzikeh: George Zimmerman was arrested today for “felony aggravated assault with a weapon, misdemeanor battery-domestic violence and criminal mischief.” Why? He pointed a gun at a white woman. Let me be REALLY clear here: I am white,
cupsnake: gingersmind: please tell me how protecting their rights and safety so vigilantly while treating the pro-mike brown protesters like shit isn’t a double standard. go ahead try Supporting Wilson? Police escort response. Not even arrests, despite
snowyrosebud:someone-stole-my-shoes:magnus-the-falafel:alrightanakin:paramorefan061:jaynmalackson:henrysgeekymind:OH MY GODsomeone collect her ass i’m screechingomfg 💀💀💀I’m in cardiac arrest oh my godthis is it, this is the end for me. i
These Thor/Arrested Development mashups are killing me.
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squidzystillstoned: lynnwho: 4mysquad: Elderly black man arrested for walking with golf club sues Seattle cop “You swung that golf club at me when I turned the corner at 11th and Pike,” Officer Cynthia Whitlatch said to 70-year-old William Wingate
insomniac-arrest: writing advice: work on one project at a time! Don’t over-extend yourself me, with one foot in at least 12 different AUs and 15 different stories:
next-door-dudes: gay-porn-dudes: wcoastperv: Caught him drinking at the park. Said if you don’t come back to my place and let me ride that little hole, I’ll arrest you. Seeded him twice before letting him go. Brotherhood of Police is the bomb.
sleepymice: s1uts:4mysquad:Smartphone records Minneapolis officer making arrest“Plain and simple, if you fuck with me, I’m going to break your leg before you get the chance to run. I’m being honest I don’t screw around,” the officer said.Mohamed’s
vandercunt: me getting my life while my sister was just arrested for shoplifting 軸 worth of toys from target and continues to battle with alcoholism
clarklois: get to know me: [5/5] favorite tv shows - brooklyn nine nine (2013–)“Think of something super cool to say when we arrest him. My leading contender? ‘You’re going to jail for oolong time.’”
blandyblaugh: Dan Diamond’s Twitter thread comparing Trump to Arrested Development is fucking me up
realmoths: If someone tried proposing to me in public i would have them arrested
faun-songs: powerfrog: house arrest is so funny to me. you commited crimes, stay home A D V A N C E D G R O U N D I N G
tinyconfusion: seeing all these doctor x rose posts being flagged reminds me of all those fics where they are on some alien planet holding hands or the doctor is looking at rose tyler with love in his eyes and they get arrested for impropriety
insomniac-arrest: Living by the ocean is just like … she has brought me a gift today from beyond our shores, she is a kind and giving mother, and sometimes that gift is a giant wooden cross for some reason Or a fucking Garfield phone an entire wasteland
realmoths:If someone tried proposing to me in public i would have them arrested
insomniac-arrest:carrd? nah. if you want to learn about me you have to connect bits of information from my occasional sentence-long tumblr tags and gay little rants I’ve been putting there since 2016. that is the truest wellspring of self.
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