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michaeljosephcano: So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she was like BRAND and I was like seriously
eli-sunday: biddybatch: adriofthedead: slow-riot: NEVER LEAVING MY ROOM EVER AGAI at first I was like WHOAAA and then I was like AAAUGH I was like “precious babu, why people hatin’ on snakes” and then I couldn’t breathe punched myself in
virginwhoreofbabylon: You know like once you masturbate to orgasm once and then you feel satisfied and then fifteen minutes later you’ve got to orgasm again and then fifteen minutes after that…what a tiring cycle I am in today And this is one of
deans-cherrypie: deansass: if you watch Supernatural backwards it’s about a demon who meets Sam and Cas and then they begin to feel like bros and friends then he gets cured and gives away the mark of cain until he slowly becomes human again and then
aphbelarus: Do you ever just accidentally befriend someone you used to look up a lot to like you are admiring them from afar and trying to talk to them and theN SUDDENLY THEY RECOGNIZE YOUR EXISTENCE AND THEN A LOT OF GOOD STUFF HAPPENS AND THEN THEY
lolthefunniest: So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she was like BRAND and I was like seriously
thesematuresareamazing: Cuckold Matures come on then all mouth and trousers get your fucking cock and show how super stud you are then see if you can make me squeal and moan and beg for more then like them little girls up the road,don,t be put off by
craigslistdad: craigslistdad: fennekinfatale: all up in da pussy like and then it be like and then it be like
cartel: lipstickstainedlove: kateoplis: School lunches worldwide everything looks amazing and then theres america ????? We do not get lunches like the American one shown. It’s usually just like 2 things.. It’s like milk and then pasta or pizza
sparrow-and-nightingale-221b: ughsos: in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved
inkskinned: do you ever put on a really nice but kind of daring outfit and at first you’re like “HELL YEAH” but then you look in the mirror a few times and start being like “hell… yeah….” and then you turn to the side and adjust the top
houseadhesive: OKAY BUT can you imagine black widow and gamora meeting and just looking at eachother like “who the fuck are you” And then they both look back at their teams and they’re like “who the fuck is she” AND THEN THEY BECOME BEST FRIENDS
mr-elementle: mr-elementle: broternia: i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and
casneedsmyrrh: this is so cute bc jensen obviously was like omg mish do india russia yayyy, and then jensen put the puppet on??? and misha is about to do the voice/accent and then clearly has this moment where he’s like o_O waaaaait a minute, and
archiought: depraved-o: Guys, look, I was in a bookstore reading kids books and then I see this and I thought “Hey, this cowboy looks like Sam!" But then I see this one and I was “Hahaha, this one looks like Crowley!” And at last,
longlivethlesbians:my favorite thing is when ur not talking to a dog and then u just look at them and their tail starts wagging but like. unsure. and then u start talking to them and it gets a little faster and then u get all excited and they get all
family-desire:mom is an exhibitionist since getting her body in shape and having her tits done. she dresses up like this and then we drive to nearby towns to run errands and watch reactions. then we go to hotels and f#ck like crazy.
castieltheangelofthursgay: if i was a teacher i’d probably research my students online and find their blog and then if they were being dicks i could be like “yeah you’re gonna do that assignment on time and you’re gonna like it” and then just
gaarabaconclooney: sparrow-and-nightingale-221b: ughsos: in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like
adventuresingay: when you text a guy you like and he messages right back and then you ask him out and he never responds and then you messages him again a couple days later to say hi and he texts back right away like he never even saw that last message…
sparrow-and-nightingale-221b:ughsos:in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me
amazingemmaisonfire: I feel like how DAN and Phil would come out is by reacting to pinof 1 and Dan at the end would say something along the lines of “and I still love you as much as I did back then if not more” then they would kiss and act like nothing
foxnewsofficial: a few years ago one of my friends was talking in class and the teacher was like “well how about you come and teach the class then” and he was like okay and then actually did a really good job so she sent him out
oh my god i’ve never been this confused before. its like i mean something, and then i say it and then i just get the same thing back. like what the hell. i think i already know, that’s why i just said it. o.o like today was just a weird day.
broboarders: I love seeing someone where I’m just like “yeah you’re cute” and then we start talking and I start thinking “You’re really pretty. Like really pretty” and then I get to know you and it turns into “You’re the most beautiful
googlearths: remember when harry was really deep in thought and then niall came up behind him and was like harry u ok and then harry turned around and niall just yelled football and then walked away and harry didnt even question him
broternia: i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing
darfin is actually really cute lately - we had a huge ice storm and I had no ride to work so he picked up and drove me even though it meant getting up early and driving in v bad conditions AND he was lovely about it. then he likes to send me things he
dude emma he was telling me about what he did on nye (like I fucking gave a shit) and this club he went to and then clubs I like got brought up and I mentioned Town and how I went with one of my close friends and stuff then HE STARTED FUCKING FETISHIZING
eggplont: sparrow-and-nightingale-221b: ughsos: in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but
inkskinned: do you ever put on a really nice but kind of daring outfit and at first you’re like “HELL YEAH” but then you look in the mirror a few times and start being like “hell… yeah….” and then you turn to the side and adjust the
retr0philia: you know when you’re super enthusiastic about something and you try to tell someone but then they shoot you down and you’re just like “oh” and you’re evidently upset and then they try to make up for it but like no you already fucked
"I decided on you, don’t you get that? I decided on you. I don’t want to go fucking other people and then walk around feeling thrilled and then sad, or empty, or whatever. I like the smell of your hair, and I like the sound of your voice, and I fucking
playnaked69: stillnotonthetest: Hypothetical question for those “straight” men out there. You meet her in a bar and she looked like the first picture, and then you got back to her place and she looked like the 2nd picture, and then when you
Zarya is like a support tank omfg she can go in there and deal some damage and take a lot and then she can give little shields to her teamates so they don’t die when stuff goes down and then her ultimate is like PERFECT for other people to get combos
mybibabies: i like how when korra asks ikki and jinora for advice about mako in b1 ep5 jinora’s is “fuck shit up and then kill yourself so he feels bad about what he passed up” and ikki’s is “suck his dick”and then pema comes in like “bitch
pixl8ing:oh to be loved and cherished and taken on sweet little dates, and then brutally fucked within an inch of my life, and then reassured that i’m a valuable person to them with a good heart and that i’m irreplaceable, and then used like a nasty,
inkskinned:do you ever put on a really nice but kind of daring outfit and at first you’re like “HELL YEAH” but then you look in the mirror a few times and start being like “hell… yeah….” and then you turn to the side and adjust the top
