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Honey, you know I always tell you the truth. You know that I love you, yoursoft and tender kisses and how you cuddle me, but that you cannot fuckme like he does. And from time to time I need his cock, I need him to makeme come again and again, and then
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Today there was a THEREMIN at Nookling Junction and you can even play it omfg. No seriously you don’t understand you can turn it on and then run around your house and it changes the pitch and tone I’m losing my shit over this. Come over to
“You destroy and you suffer… I often see how you sob over what you destroy, how you want to stop and just worship; and you do stop, and then a moment later you are at it again with a knife, like a surgeon. In some strange way I am not with you, I
choke-slap-fuck-repeat: If it looks like a whore and fucks like a whore, then it probably is a whore.
i was watching friends the other night and this scene where rachel and ross are arguing bc rachel confessed her feelings while ross was finally getting over her w/ someone else and then ends up walking out the door for a few min before coming back to
sometimes i go “i wish i could be bilingual” and then a few seconds pass by and i go “oh wait yes i am i forgot oops”
The New Year is a day away and it’s been a hell of a year for me, rocky for the most part and then got a ton better toward the end of it. My art’s gotten better, I got closer to people, have some really cool friends who i need to talk to more,,,hhhh,,,
saladsaladnovski: exit152: jimbowned: exit152: if ur feeling desperately sad this summer, wait until it gets dark and half quiet and then open a window. cool air and passing cars are gonna heal ur heart. i promise I’ll take “things people who
anthropologist-on-the-loose:anthropologist-on-the-loose:blacksails2017:At first I was like, “Aw, he’s discovering icy crusty snow for the first time, cute!” and then I was like “Oh NO, he’s REALLY discovering icy crusty snow for the first time,
Being all sorts of ace is a wild ride because one second I’m disgusted by the idea of anyone not fully worth my trust – or anyone at all – touching me and then the next I’m like, “But how could I deprive the world of my moans?”
thelittleskylark: Was so much fun! Chateau girls hanging out together, left to right, Kylie Kismet, Skylark and Ginger. Do you ever see people having fun and are like:‘If only I had the courage…and the time and the money and the self-confdance
blobfossy: thegang-bangtheory: living the dream I watched this episode they had like a truck full of potatoes and dumped them down a hill and said that’s how many potatoes you consume in a year and she cried and then ran inside and ate more cheesy
charmsandpandas: in the middle school i always compliment the kids when they have stuff like this on sometimes i get this suspicious look like do you like the design or do you know thing
That awkward moment when you realize your old favorite guitarist looks like another good guitarist, WHO HAPPENS TO LOOK LIKE HE’S HIGH 24/7. I kid you not, looking at the latest official pictures makes me think Kaoru looks like Pata. >__>
bearded-glory: christmascrayonwillow: candycreme: do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just
I like my whisky like I like my men.
buttersmd: trickstersgambit: my-name-is-long: aperfectexampleofsarcasm: new cool meme: find out what each of ur names mean and then shove them together im white enchantress woman who works with stone “Young Warrior” nice God’s gifted defender
misstylersmith: badwolfxoncomingstorm: misstylersmith: i don’t know why when Rose is in the shakespeare code in fanfiction, she and the Doctor are so shy about sharing the bed, in my head he’d lay first and then open his arms and she’d jump right
the most baffling thing to me is when I make a very simple observational post like “this thing was really cute” and then someone responds with, like, extreme seething rage. Where do people get the energy to be so needlessly bitter about the most
I’m pretty dang sick at the moment, but if I don’t move, like, at all, I feel pretty OK. So I’ll do that for a while and then I’m like “Oh, Artie, you were just exaggerating about being sick, you’re totally fine, stop being melodramatic”
deadcatwithaflamethrower: lylilunapotter: jackietastic: actuallyclintbarton: knitmeapony: sophygurl: hatpirestuff: freyleif: im in awe So. The Sound of Silence is probably one of my favorite songs ever. When speaking of the “true” Simon and
chompyface: do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck
greed-the-dorkalicious: isahnas: @greed-the-dorkalicious I mean, LOOK?? LOOK AT THIS PHOTO OF HIS SON AND THEN HIS SON SHOWS UP AND I KNOW THE RESEMBLANCE I SEE IS MOSTLY HAIR AND THAT’S REALLY AMBIGUOUS IN ANIME AND HE LOOKS A LOT LIKE KNOX’S WIFE,
muchymozzarella: Imagine your Smol and Tol otp where Tol is doing push-ups and Smol is lying under them so they are more motivated to stay up on their arms and keep going and sometimes when they push down they get a peck on the lips (and then Tol gets
djscoots10: theessentialrohly: haha yeah and then like, maybe we could get like…dinner later…yknow just like as bros Awesome
popsunner:popsunner:I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked youDon’t do this to me
millionfish: the like 3 episodes where hank was in a sexy robot power suit
mufasamonsta: tahthetrickster: i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE “THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
swalloween: do you ever go to school confident in what you’re wearing and then like you actually get there and you’re kind of just like wow well that was a terrible idea
areustalkingme: and then like this….. get him drunk so he passes out… then i am going to fuck you on your kitchen counter
lilith-not-eve:We spent so long in the bath, just playing with the bubbles and singing, and then we washed each others hair carefully and luxuriously and it was the loveliest experience ever. It felt so intimate and beautiful, and I nearly fell asleep
pyomorphic:can’t believe language was invented. like everyone was chill and quiet and then one day someone just started saying some shit
professional-chaotic-dumbass:popsunner:popsunner:I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked youDon’t do this to memy
WHEN A COCKOROACH CRAWLS OVER YOU IN YOUR BED AND YOU FUCKING FREAK OUT AND THEN WEHN YOU SMUSH IT IN A TISSUE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES AND OPEN IT AND THE MOTHERFUCKER AINT DEAD AND YOU SCREAM BLODDY FUCKING MURDER. yeah, i hate that too.
I feel like I love the traveling aspect of long distance, and then like HATE and despise everything else.
sometimes I see my mutuals get hate and I get so angry for them and I want to fight the jerks but then other mutuals get hate and im like oh no you’ve messed up, you’re gonna get ripped to shreds
this morning I woke up and I felt like I wasn’t in real life and I didn’t know where I was or why I was there but I was in my room?? and then the rest has been spent shaky and sicky so I’m sorry I haven’t been on lots
I was at the shelter today and some of the cleaning foam stuff needed to be changed but idk how so I asked someone to help me and they were showing me and said “if you need more pressure, uncork this” and then it immediately shot up like a geyser
askarsgard: do you ever shave your legs and think you got everywhere and then like 3 hours later when you’re out and away from a razor and shower, you feel your legs and you feel this huge strip of hair and you think am i fucking retarded how did
That’s what I’m talking about! This guy is her cousin-in-law. That’s why it gets awkward in the small business…And then also it’s like…to be expected with these guys…ehhh..ugh, I just wish he’d disappear.
novice86er:ctron164: bridgemountain: canipayyoutopopit: canipayyoutopopit: WHITE PEOPLE REALLY BE LIKE ive probably seen this video 100 times in 5 minutes I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 😂😭😭😭 stop 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
this weekend was really good like I’m super grateful -I got to see The Hunts -Get a pic w all of them -Got to see AHJ -Got hIS SETLIST -GOT HIM TO SIGN IT AND HE SMILED AT ME TWICE DURING HIS SET AND THEN HE ACKNOWLEDGED ME AFTERWARDS WHEN SIGNING
idk i was working on a commission and then i suddenly started to think all of this and i got upset LOL i really don’t want to get too upset tho because who knows what the rest of the story will be like y’know? but with everything that has happened
You take care of me like no one ever did, and then you fuck me like nobody ever fucked me..
sharktunnel: And then we’re gonna go on even MORE adventures after that, Dipper. And you’re gonna keep your MOUTH SHUT about it, Dipper…..because the world is full of idiots that don’t understand what’s important. And they’ll TEAR us apart,
operativesurprise: keplercryptids: keplercryptids: I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and it’s so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said “i’m a librarian,
itstimewehavesomesoliddick:Zoomers be like “we’re the most anticapitalist generation” and then won’t even pirate music while paying for a dozen different subscription services
deadguyflynn: sectonia: plastidecor: sectonia: hey can you imagine working on a 90s cartoon now considered a classic and youre like “lets sneak in a dirty joke,itll be really funny,trust me” and then like 20 yrs later you see the same joke screenshoted
2013zarry:do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when night time rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted
eosrising: annaanxiety: this is like the funniest toph moment ever The first time I saw this episode I thought ‘aha yeah bc Toph’s in a rock tent’ And then I thought about it a second longer and Jesus fuckin Christ Katara Remember that one time
jen-iii:Can anyone link me that one vine of this dude getting like a snack or whatever from a fridge and then like, a trashcan or something pops up and he starts screaming but continues to grab the food before running off? We have an assignment for my
Can we all appreciate the fact that Jacques Schnee literally basically demanded that Weiss sing a concert and she was like “K.” And then proceeded to sing her fucking life out in a ballade that was basically screaming “FUCK YOU DAD, YOU DONT OWN
so here’s the plan, I’m gonna post those su pics from yesterday in a bit, then I’m gonna finish the GF ones and then I’m gonna finish some HS
TMI Dear lord, watching Grave of the Fireflies in the middle of the night is not something I would recommend unless you want to end up crying like a little baby! I still have a lump in my throat from all the bawling! But I like a little cry now and then
MIKU APP UPDATE: she juST ASKED ME “what should i give to Luka?” and one of the options was “tuna” and then she was like “exactly what i was thinking!" miku was……………….that
further research reveals that shauna’s “quadtails” are just regular pigtails except parted in two and styled oddly ahaaaaaaahahaha as in, one part is wrapped around towards the front and the other part kinda just curls downwards and
Also hey another funny thing: when I first started posting overwatch art I would scroll thru the tags and occasionally see it tagged “ow” and be like “omg are u guys ok”
So I find this interesting, bare with me.Right, so I’ve been on a couple different dating sites and every now and then I recognise people’s faces from places such as, say Fetlife as an example. And when I’m on those sites, I only show my body like
