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find and then like on porn pin board
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I love taking these domestic type pictures. Â It’s like you’ve pulled this girl and now you’re back at her house and she’s just making some coffee and then she turns around and her tits are exposed…so then it’s your
askdrakomod: Made as a gift for askug because they were super awesome and may have given me amazing steam games. WHICH THEY SHOULD STAHP BY THE WAY! Not that I didn’t appreciate it a TON though. Thank you UG mod :3 JUST LOOK AT THIS ADORABLENESS!
And then there’s this cute tank top” Pretty well fitting I reckon.
just gonna let y’all know that like 90% of the r/wb/y aus i make/made i do so for the aesthetic only…. if u ask me deep complicated story shit ill just be like idk they kiss then they fight and then they kiss again the end
There was someone who was/is making an OW women’s zine, and calls themselves a big wlw supporter, and was gonna let a few ppl participate in it and I was like ohhhh let me look up info on that I kinda want to join !! But then I read through their blog
She’s got like, a creature in her that she can control and she uses it on other mares or stallions. She’ll shove smaller versions of it in them and let them grow, and then when they come back out, they go back into her. Why isn’t she huge then?
the-lown: why do people look like their art styles so muchlikethey don’t look exactly like itbut you can look at a person then at their art then back at the person and be like “yes, this is definitely the person who drew this”
lilith-not-eve: I love spontaneous sex. Like when you’re just watching tv and chatting and then you lean over to kiss her cheek but she kisses you back and pulls off your top and then she’s on top of you and whoops sexy times.
i contantly say to myself i wont draw homestuck anymore…….but then i remember KurCro is a thing I hardly drew and mcfucking LOVE. and then i weep. knowing i can never escape this hell.
fagdral: what if your friend invited you to spend the night and theyre like “we’re gonna have to share a bed” and its like ok cool whatever and then you go into their room and it looks like this
w-oobin: lee jong suk’s encounter with a koala bear and his fabulous english
assbutts-in-love: seaking: instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears YES PLEASE
Blasting my Destiny album while cooking is like the best feeling everrrrrrrrrrrr
unclefather: my favorite part of sleepovers is when its like 4 am and everyone is laying down trying to go to bed and its silent and then someone says something like “ass butter” and we’re so tired that we can’t stop laughing
Anyone, that post their omo content, ever be scrolling in your dash and then quickly stop and scroll back up thinking you see yourself in a video/gif/pic but something’s off then your like “oh fuck, not again” as you realize it’s that one omo
tfw you find a good fat stuff blog but then theres vore and then thE PERSON WHO RUNS THE BLOG LIKES THE IDEA OF SOMEONE BEING FED THEIR OWN INSIDES??? I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK
oikawa-official: ok so like imagine levi standing on erwin’s right side and they’re like looking dramatically into the distance or something. and then like the wind picks up, and then erwin’s right sleeve freaking smacks levi in the face
As much as I like to say I wanna tie up a guy and make him cry, whenever I imagine myself doing it, imaginary Sophie ends up not being able to take anything seriously. Like, he’s on his knees, wearing a collar and looking perfectly submissive.
why was this the worst cartoon of all time. geist shows up, kills some shit, releases the death force, then goes and fights krauser, kills some more shit, and then the movie is over and youre just like “wut?”
higgzorz: the best thing about araki dogs is that they get progressively WORSE like look at danny in part one thats actually identifiable as a dog then u get in part two and then in part 3 in part 4 and we end up with in part 8 like what happened
areyoutryingtodeduceme: HEY YOU GUYS REMEMBER THOSE TEAS I MADE FOR THAT ONE POPULAR FRANCHISE? AND THEY WERE SUPER POPULAR AND LIKE EVEN THE ACADEMY AWARDS MENTIONED THEM? AND THEN LAWYERS WERE LIKE “OOPS, NOPE.”Well I fixed them so the lawyers
m-azing: I would actually LOVE if a writer said something like “actually, I did not write any gay characters in my story, and I did not realize it until you pointed this out. now that I’ve been given a chance to really think about why there ARENT
And then Maya kills Alice!
derpcakes: There are characters you like but then there are characters you end up thinking about in the middle of the night with a cosmic ache in your chest because they resonate with you so much
roughly9000: I don’t like relationships like they see each other for the first time and the guy’s like “Soo you wanna go out?” nah nah I like when people meet and become friends and there’s character development and they GO THROUGH THINGS TOGETHER
whtvrnina: I get so annoyed when people are like “we don’t need to be teaching sex ed to kids and teens who aren’t having sex” then why are we making kids and teens do fire drills and lockdown drills if no emergencies are happening???? because
micdotcom: Former Planned Parenthood employee tweeted the acts of terrorism she survived After the shooting Colorado, author Bryn Greenwood tweeted a list of the regular acts of violence, intimidation, arson and vandalism she experience while working
donnajosh:Hrishi Hirway: Joey lays it all out for him, and even then at the end, Josh’s response is… Josh Malina: Oh, I know! I was like, “DUDE!” Hrishi Hirway: Like, who is he convincing? Josh Malina: Exactly! There’s nobody out here, in the
thatmademadej:Shane looks like the English Lit student i met at a flat party who told me i had nice eyes and talked for ages about Oscar Wilde and nihilism who i pulled in a bathroom and then occasionally saw again around campus but never acknowledged
kasukasukasumisty: artemispanthar: I was thinking about how, like, in “Gem Glow” after Steven asks how the Gems got all the cookie cats because they stopped making them, Pearl says “We heard that too” but, like, the Gems don’t really keep
My little sister just said to me:“There should be a movie about Pearl and Rose from before. Like how they met. And then during the war. And when they meet Garnet and Amethyst. And then up to when Rose became Steven. And there would be sad music.”What
*haunting piano intro*(Turn around)Every now and then we get another new episode and it ends a long hiatus(Turn around)Every now and then we get another new episode and it kicks off another Stevenbomb (Turn around)Every now and then we get another
I’m really amused by the thought of Mike’s guys tailing Kim and Jimmy just watching their cartoon scam shenanigans between mundane lawyer stuff and then relaying everything to straight-faced Mike like “and then the guy, who, again, is
brightwanderer: I think a lot about how we as a culture have turned “forever” into the only acceptable definition of success.Like… if you open a coffee shop and run it for a while and it makes you happy but then stuff gets too expensive and stressful
socklessfuck: When someone pisses you off and then later talks to you like nothing happened And then they try to be ‘funny’ and ‘silly’ when you’re still pissed off about it
deadtectonics: when i bought this shirt at american eagle this summer i was so fucking happy and i loved it and then like 90 gay dudes i know were like ‘this shirt is terrible’ and i was just like…it reminds me of the ocean and it makes me happy
matt-delancy: As long as it still can be called pizza, I’m good with anything you put on it. Great. See you in like ten minutes?
nintendumb: imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
multipack: do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
herzspalter: I sometimes think “I wish I could color like coralus and larbestaaargh and lesnee and fayren and rodimuskun and dataglitch and kotteri and engine-red and skymachine and all these other wonderful TF-artists and then I stop and
nobody-knows-nothing: okay i need to talk about an issue so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd and how it had this: and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was
hroakie: one of the smaller more subtle things about video games that i absolutely love is when your footsteps sound different depending where you’re walking like hell yeah
pruscan: i hate being really attached to a fictional character bc it’s like?? you are them? but you also love them? but you also want to see them date someone else? but they are also your child? but you still want to have sex w them? what is this?
painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. This is why I don’t do rum anymore
promiscuouspink: Dya ever masturbate and then go hang out with your friends and then like half an hour later you can feel the cum coming out of you and you feel like you’ve wet yourself? Cause same
samspurpletoothbrush: WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS
starxapple: the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me
xcarolynnn: cloudydayrealestate: the satisfaction One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now,
and then in the strange way things happen
..And then i met tumblr ∞
that-stupid-tardis-sound: i hate saying stuff about myself in conversations or even saying “me too” because it feels like i’m always trying to turn the conversation around to make it about me because i’m a self-centered shitstick
kinkycurls-strawberryfreckles: chadontop: lilith-not-eve: I love spontaneous sex. Like when you’re just watching tv and chatting and then you lean over to kiss her cheek but she kisses you back and pulls off your top and then she’s on top of you
cummbunny:the other night me and darfin had such a weird/good night. he was super serious and stern and spanked me really really hard and then we had v rough sex. BUT THEN he let me put make up on him and wrapped me up in blankets while I watched him
afghanistanini: remember when “Just Dance” came out and we all thought Lady Gaga was relatively normal and then like “Pokerface” came out and then “Alejandro” and every song got progressively weirder and then she wore a meat dress and we
haha amazon is so shitty, like you buy something with prime/2day shipping and then it takes like 4 days instead
aphbelarus: Do you ever just accidentally befriend someone you used to look up a lot to like you are admiring them from afar and trying to talk to them and theN SUDDENLY THEY RECOGNIZE YOUR EXISTENCE AND THEN A LOT OF GOOD STUFF HAPPENS AND THEN THEY
I was playing comp in overwatch and our Lucio (LUCIO!!) was just…so. MEAN. like he kept calling us trash and worthless and i was like ‘….hey Mercy, are you gold for healing right now?’ and they said yeah and then I told the lucio to
we were being dumb last night and we watched community/parks and rec/anchorman 2 together over skype and then it was 5am and we needed to sleep but then we talked a lot while in bed, still on skype forever has been playing pokemon y recently he told
what if tonight you were laying in bed really sad and lonely and then all of the sudden the fictional character you are in love with just knocked on your window like in peter pan and then you guys stayed up all night chattering and being best friends