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asian: so i’m a waiter at a japanese restaurant and today i saw a customer using tumblr on her phone so i went over to her and said ”hey i saw that you use tumblr, do you know the tumblr user asian?” and she was like yeah, I used to follow him
edenidoigo: whalegod: tell me a secret One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken
kitsunecoffee: alfredtheboywonder: i just introduced my brother and his friends to slenderman they played the game and proceeded to freak the fuck out now they’re playing in the woods so i made these and stapled them to the trees i can hear their
misscontraption: mitunathehelicaptor: tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation
dlubes: kitsunecoffee: alfredtheboywonder: i just introduced my brother and his friends to slenderman they played the game and proceeded to freak the fuck out now they’re playing in the woods so i made these and stapled them to the trees i can hear
supervampirecow: “While the duo was transitioning to their third song, “Screen,” Josh noticed that Tyler had forgotten his Uke and grabbed it for him. Tyler began laughing and thanked Josh onstage – in turn he took a bow and the duo giggled.”
koalatea: i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will
nicoosuxx: I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like
spockisinthetardis: marauders4evr: Alright, folks. I know that some of you are heading off to college. And you’re nervous. So let me answer one question that you’re all thinking about and spare you some awkwardness and embarrassment: You do not
daily-lawrence: I couldn’t be happier about being a part of ‘Hunger Games’ and to play Katniss. I have a huge responsibility to the fans of this incredible book and I don’t take it lightly. I will give everything I have to these movies and to
phemiec: I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory
weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
swagking4000: there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded
cozcat: francislare: and remember kids its never too late to become a raging degenerate homosexual #i see sirius black #the last day of seventh year #and he just yells this at the top of his lungs at the rest of the school #then dips remus and snogs
heart: africandad: awkwardvaq: the other day i was so upset and sad but then I found tumblr user heart and my whole day became perfect omg I love her blog, no matter what it always makes my day and i can never stop laughing aw you guys are so sweet
bearfluff: i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then
chevalierdog: today some guy with a mine craft shirt came up and ordered some bologna and the price came up as 4.04 and he said “4.04… bologna not found” under his breath
hermionejg: 221cbakerstreet: justdunsparcethings: REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED
bullied: i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
0ptimummm: Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.”
crockercorpjanecrocker: kitkat808: starkspangly: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OMFG my teacher just showed us this in death and dying class what the fuck kinda school have death and dying class what the fuck death and dying classs
richwhitelesbian: bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. We sat in the living room and she told me the stories
theprettyblonde: Are we going to talk about the episode where the tubby toast machine malfunctions and spews tubby toast everywhere and these fuckers party like look at them your toast machine busted ass and you’re rolling around in smiley bread my
actualashiok: the-time-goddess-of-221b: dammit-jim-im-a-blog: when you’re in trouble there are four options: stay silent and get yelled at for ignoring your parent apologize and get yelled at for sass (even when it was sincere) defend yourself and
joshpeck: i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks
getsby: it’s great that yall are supporting fat ladies but let’s stop only talking about the ones who have hourglass figures. support girls with love handles and stretch marks and thighs that jiggle when they walk and girls who don’t have big asses
officialgolgothasterror: I love it when younger girls look up to older girls as role models and heroes. I love it when older girls enthusiastically support and protect younger girls. I love it when girls are psyched about the skills and accomplishments
bloggish: how the hell did we get the idea pink isn’t a cool colour because scientifically speaking pink doesn’t even exist; it fits between violet and red on the spectrum but actually what goes there is infrared and ultraviolet and all those things
agenderaceaspie: autisticsimon: stop saying “the a is for asexual” and start saying “the a is for asexual and aromantic”. even better “the a is for the ace aro spectrums” so demis and grays are in there too.
ben-c: if somebody wears a dress and copious amounts of makeup and has ass-length pink hair and they say they are a boy you call them a boy gender stereotypes are not an excuse for misgendering someone it doesn’t matter what gender you think they
yeahwriters: tardiscrash: Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before
jackiebuelahburkhart: i am just very uncomfortable with the way i am perceived like there’s a disconnect between my actual identity and the identity ppl assume i have and it makes me uncomfortable and stressed out
violasarecool: misfitreindeer: what if people’s hair changed color based on their emotions like one day you’re out getting a cup of coffee and you notice some cutie in the back of the coffeeshop and your hair starts turning bright pink and you do
prepare-for-stupid: dontyouwannadance: Yo its’ okay if you’re a white girl who likes Uggs and spray tans and pop music and instagramming your Starbucks. Don’t let tumblr make you think for one minute that liking things like that makes you inferior.
iswearimnotnaked: when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system
tupacabra: i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….
melthemagpie: when you’re reading porn and you can’t tell what position their bodies are supposed to be in and you’ve lost track of all limbs and you’re just
seidur: And here it is. It resembles my mother and all that she was. Green fingers and all. Done by Aniela at Bläckbyrån, Sweden.
nicolegendary: hell-born-rising-demon: dolofang: klartie: when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds #girls share beds? girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and
kanyewesticle: what if humans were just like some animals and we had a mating season just imagine everyone getting really horny for just a month, schools would close, businesses would close. and everyone is just fucking and fighting each other out in
gnarly: Omg i was buying some shirts at forever 21 and the cashier was like arent u tumblr famous or something lmao i stayed quiet for like 5 seconds and i was like not really omg and she was like yah i follow u on instagram Nice.
aro-ace-wonderwoman: thesweetpianowritingdownmylife: drillheadonfire: whats the difference between bi people and unicorns i can see unicorns on movies and tv I told this to my mum and she was like “That’s not t… yes it is.” Also, unicorns
frails: I want a smoke and I want to get drunk and I want to be kissed and I want to feel something
inthemoodtodissolveinthesky: He dreamt one night that she came and kissed him, and with that kiss she entered his body. She looked through his eyes and listened with his ears. In the morning nothing had changed. Duane Michals, from the series Person
flannelbuttphenomenon: life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo,
cisman: support trans boys who wear make up and show interest in femininity support trans girls who wear baggy clothes and wear their hair short support nonbinary people who dress feminine one day and masculine the next or something in-between DO NOT
zinf: rudiecantfailtomakeyousquart: zinf: I wish I didn’t like boys. I’m magnificent and they don’t deserve me. There’s nothing magnificent about cockiness and illusions of grandeur. anyway, im magnificent and boys don’t deserve me.
flatsound: and for my next trick i’ll get jealous, anxious, and sad in under a minute *audience oohs and ahhs*
benvolio-the-living: I hate when parents use the whole “I pay for your food and clothes and everything else!” Excuse to make their kids feel guilty. Its like, oh, yes, sorry you decided to have a child and actually have to care for that child. What
books-and-orgasms: A man is banned from donating blood even though he’s had sex with only one man since 1970-something and knows for a fact (and can prove) that he does not have any sexually transmitted diseases, HIV, or AIDS. A man is instantly given
atheistcartoons: Let’s see.One of these books secretly promotes a specific form of slavery, features multiple acts of rape and torture, and one guy who is arbitrarily in charge (it’s never explained why) and has no idea what he’s doing. It’s
taliabobalia:who you are in high school is not who you will be in college and who you are in college is not who you will be when you are 30. when you accept that you are malleable and ever-changing, you will be less resistant to new ways of thinking and
frankiezero:would like to formally apologize to my friends for the times when i get really quiet and moody and stare off into space and don’t join in in the conversation i love all of you i’m sorry i can be a downer sometimes
gnostic-forest:c-hange: reality is girls have stretch marks and instead of shaming and photo shopping people should accept and embrace it. I really fucking love this.
foxytoes: Here is my new flower butt and wolf, it’s perfect and I love it and can’t wait to get it coloured✨💕😍
sepia2sage: …Lol, The Wondeful Ai Wei Wei, I Luv His Approach 2 Art%…s2s* “I admire Ai Weiwei for his art and his activism. His art is beautiful in form, and in function embodies the principles of populism and social consciousness I aspire
kitty-kiu: if u wanna hit it, ull have to be politically and socially aware, non judgmental and respectful of peoples boundaries and feelings! (for starters anyways) 🌞🌈💫♥ they/them not she/her please! ♥ ♥*♡ ✧･ﾟ more of me ･ﾟ✧
ohwtsons-blog: “For the record, feminism by definition is: “The belief that men and women should have equal rights and opportunities. It is the theory of the political, economic and social equality of the sexes.” -Emma Watson
astrolocherry: libras are self sacrificial and they can be a very brooding sign. although they are socially well received, libras retain their privacy and tend to be remain closed off emotionally. when they are experiencing difficulty they may withdraw
