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nishlo: my two uncles were getting married and everyone was crying and my mom looked at me and whispered “this is so gay”
jagktrench: Do you ever hear a song by you favourite band and just turn it up all the way and you can feel your heart rising up to the sky, putting a smile on your face and no matter what is going on, everything is perfect for those 3 minutes
iamsicktomorrow: nice-wig-janis: wow my parents better thank me that i’m addicted to tv shows and movies not drugs and alcohol I told my mom this and she said “well thats true. But if i have to hear about that gay angel one more time i will
carsonsdream: When I think of reality, I just think of limits and tasks that the world gives you. When I think of fiction, I think of absolute possibility, and strength, and imagination.
I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day
dicklover3000: boys get really hot and bothered when sexting and im probably laughing during it and eating macaroni
mel0nfuckerrr: this hurts because she looks like shes crying and i know how it feels when you’re singing these lyrics and you realize that even though the change is for the best, you miss that life and that you had.
superlouis: movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there
piercingsandink: radichul: dearoldlove: Two months into our relationship you once asked me how much I loved you and I just said “From here”. You didn’t get it and you got mad and thought I was playing around. Breaking up after almost two years
mrhalish: waking up next to you is my favourite thing in the world. you think you look disgusting and i know you feel grotty because i do too. but seeing you look so raw and so real and so beautiful only proves to me that i’m not still trapped in a
ilovelecter: shout out to the people who ship their ships quietly and happily and can laugh about it and don’t start shit with anybody about it (◡‿◡✿)
urbancatfitters: i am constantly that scene in alice and wonderland where she says “i give myself very good advice but i very seldom follow it” and then sits on a rock and cries
hiiddles: i cAME HOME TO HEAR MY MUM AND DAD SHOUTING ABUSE AT EACH OTHER AND MY MUM THREATENING DIVORCE AND I GOT SCARED BUT OMFG IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE PLAYING MARIO KART
youhrs: So yesterday a friend and I were in Amsterdam and we found the bench where Hazel and Augustus kissed. Someone wrote ‘okay?’ on it, we wrote ‘okay’ beneath it.
fight4future: New FCC rules could let internet providers (think: Comcast) end net neutrality and slow down sites like Netflix and Tumblr. The vote on proposed rules is today! Use Tumblr to take a stand. Share this image, and add this code to your Tumblr
australiansanta: in australia plants have legs and walk around and have knives and shout swears
yabitter: i googled “macbook air charger not working” and the results literally said “sit on it and warm it up” i can’t fucking believe this bullshit. it is the year of our lord 2013 and i am sitting on my mac charger like a mother bird trying
consultingsuperhusbands: watchtheskytonight: devoutcastian: I think this represents each of them perfectly. Misha is like ‘what the fucking hell’ Jared’s a giant happy puppy moose hybrid that bleeds sparkles and rainbows and unicorns and his
satans-advocate: sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you
sunnyinwisconsin: colossaltitan: calypso53: one of my favorite things about hiking is when i come across a strange structure deep in the woods and am left to wonder how and why and when how: demons. why: demon portal. when: 5 pm demon time it’s
thumbtackjuicyfruitspork: You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive
weteevee: strangecharmer: weteevee: laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down! i trusted you Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never
pocketbeastie: So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and
phanphanphan: part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway
fuckyoutubers: do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
f0xcub: Shout out to all the men and women who are respectful of other people’s bodies and feelings, the ones who don’t expect anything from anyone else and know they aren’t entitled because particularly the respectful men are being forgotten about
mawaruu: tbh i think everyone should mind their own businessif i like anime and you don’t, leave it aloneif i’m gay and you’re not, leave it aloneif i stole � and you saw me do it, leave it alone
raisinbrandy: i see a lot of posts on tumblr along the lines of “let’s watch movies and make out” and yeah i can see the fun in that if the movie is boring but if the movie is REALLY GOOD and has a lot of intense action scenes or dialogue then
jeremymckinnonsbuttblog: lorassed: why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=stronghave u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and crykick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the facevagina not weakvagina
kalories: fraustrodamus: My mum broke her wrist and didnt want to go to her dinner party with an ugly cast so I broke out some brushes and painted Van Gogh’s ” Starry night ” on it for her. oh yeah, no biggie, lemme just whip out my brushes and
magneito: mY FAVORITE THING IS HEIGHT DIFFERENCE SHIPS WHERE THE SHORT ONE IS A LITTLE CONDENSED BALL OF PURE RAGE AND THE TALL ONE IS SUPER NICE AND NERVOUS AND ALWAYS HAVING TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE SHORTER ONE
thevulcanfromvulcan: into-the-time-vortex: #I HAVE DREAMS LIKE YOU NO REALLY. #JUST MUCH LESS TOUCHY-FEELY. #THEY MAINLY HAPPEN SOMEWHERE WARM AND SUNNYYYYYYYYYYY. #ON AN ISLAND THAT I OWN TANNED AND RESTED AND ALONE. #SURROUNDED BY ENORMOUS PILES OF
chasingmaterialistic: radioirwin: radioirwin: i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on
hopefor-thehopeless: you’re probably going to dance with another girl who will taste like fresh picked strawberries and smell like flowers blossom in her hair and you’re probably going to choke down 5 shots of straight vodka and get the thought of
punchers: ok so my u key is broken and usually i have a u copied so when i need one i just paste it and one time i was talking to a guy i had just became friends with a few days before and i tried to paste a u but i had something else copied
freyreh: taketheleadneverfollow: THIS IS A PUPPY IT’S NOT EVEN A FULL-GROWN DOG AND IT UNDERSTANDS “NO” IT IS NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TEENAGE BOYS AND MEN CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF “NO.” THAT IS BULLSHIT. guess
grimdarkthroes: realslimcaity: IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like,
Fun fact: This was improvised. The building was meant to explode and come down in one go and the crew had one take to get it right. When the explosions malfunctioned, Ledger reacted in character, and Nolan urged his crew to keep filming. By pure chance,
heterosexualfaggot69: simsgonewrong: so my dishwasher is broken and every time some one to fix it they die electrocuted……so far 3 people have died CRAP IDK IM SO SORRY BUT I THOUGHT THAT WAS REAL FOR A SECOND AND I BECAME HELLA SCARED AND FUCK
198ft: girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us
diana-and-arabella: bridesmaid to a waiter: what a beautiful wedding! what a beautiful wedding! and, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a whore. bride: groom: waiter: bridesmaid: bride: i came out to have a good time and
tardiscrash: Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened
A kid I know was confiding in me today about how he used to self-harm and that he was depressed, but he doesnt think he was really depressed (Long story) So to comfort him and make him feel like someone understands, I told him that I have depression and
wild-nirvana: I love meeting people you instantly have chemistry with and you just want to stay up and talk and make out all night 😊
t1m3l0rdh4nj1: Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once
spockward: hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious
santatveit: going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch
legfruit: there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america
sealcat: do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless
swagking4000: there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded
carloslovesyou: Jeremy McKinnon and the suicide sign. Ive been real excited to post this photo and I’m glad the time has finally come to do so. Jeremy here is the singer of a band called A Day To Remember and the way this photo came to be is one of
refridgerator: my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date
stupidstagram: i love GIRLS and i love when girls LOVE THEMSELVES and i love when girls LOVE OTHER GIRLS and this is so AMAZING
princess-romanova: So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and My mum is the best
samw1se: underage-fangirl: joelayheymanasdicks: sobsbcyoutubers: skin-like-snowflakes: masterdust: uncannibal: guccipoop: Beautiful I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT
aureat: I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside
avoxia: the worst thing about tumblr is that you read all those pro feminist/anti rape/anti misogyny posts all the time everyday and then you actually go outside and talk to a random guy and it feels like being punched in the face with a chair
