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hotboyproblems: if you ever feel bad about your social life just remember when we first moved into my house it took my neighbours 4 months to realise my mum and dad had two kids (my brother and i) because i was always in my room
wildguess: Please refrain from posting or recirculating images that have Baltimore protestors’ faces clearly visible. The Baltimore Police Department and Baltimore’s mayor are using social media to identify and arrest demonstrators, and having images
just-shower-thoughts: When the internet consisted of mostly younger and more-educated people, we thought it would liberate us. Then social media allowed older and less-educated people to use it and it has backfired spectacularly.
ilikeyourwife: My music was Lefty Frezzell, George Straight, and Ernest Tubb and she said she liked the opera. I didn’t believe her. I thought she wanted just the sights and sounds of all the fancy get-up and socializing. But then I went to the opera
My husband got invited to this halloween party at the last second and accepted and it’s in an hour and I’m terrified. It’s at this house I’ve never been to, that belongs to people I haven’t met, and it’s going to be
did-you-kno: Neuroscientists prescribe video games for people with autism and Asperger’s so they can practice social interaction in a safe, non-threatening environment. This eases anxiety and allows users to gain confidence and apply it in their daily
poisonyvi: There are things in life that don’t come to me naturally, and social media and the internet and all those things are some of them, somewhere between taxes and cooking!
azzandra:Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey
lynnsgunn: Feminism is definitely important just as a concept, because well it’s by the definition the political and economical and social equality of the sexes. That’s really what is it and we promote that 100%. You know, women being powerful and
westfailia: communism and socialism won’t work because i personally am the worst person on the face of this earth and i will take every advantage and opportunity i can to harm others and i assume everyone else is the same in order to hide what a sad,
dickgoo: GaPeachy18 pt1Young and tender— Legal and readyhttp://jerkersworld.com for more videos and pics banned from tumblr and social
terraform-titan: When I was in 8th grade a friend of mine and I were fucking around during our study period and he accidentally stabbed me in the arm with a pencil and the pencil was partially stuck in my arm but I was really shy in social situations
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thingssthatmakemewet:Okay so I told myself a longgg time ago I’d never be the type of person who writes super mushy and sappy stuff about their SO and plasters it on social media because it’s gross and I hate seeing other people do it, but
kisslng: do you ever just get a sudden wave of sadness and you don’t really know why but all you want to do is break down and cry and suddenly your mind is filled with all of the bad thoughts you’ve tried to keep locked away and you don’t know
starllex: This one time my friend dropped acid and we showed him a picture of a cat and he was staring at it for the longest time and he looks at me and goes “yo how long is this video?”
andisbetter: All hail feast days! Unmitigated abundance is fun for the whole family. If you love turkey AND yams AND cranberry sauce, you’ll probably also love a Ford with technology AND style AND storage. Now there’s something to be thankful for.
strongfemaleantagonist: strongfemaleantagonist: the next time you’re in a math class and you talk about shapes and shit, right before the bell rings, put some shades on and go “I’m hexagone“ and skidaddle right on out of there this is
miseraboolia: did i ever tell you guys about the time i asked the waiter at pei wei for a couple fortune cookies and he grabbed two handfuls and ran over and shoved them in my bag and whispered “RUN”
allonsymiddleearth: brennanat: You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers
pansoph: my heart is beating so fast i just googled “how many dogs are there in the world” and an article in 2012 says that there are around 525 million and i can’t believe it that is so many dogs, and so many of them are happy and wagging their
primadonnas: SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T
jonasbrothers: one time i was at dr. seuss land at universal studios in orlando and i saw the grinch so i went up to him and i said “i’m glad you stole christmas because i’m jewish” and the dude in the costume got down on one knee and proposed
sillycarlos: sillycarlos: my mom and I got into an argument one time and then we started getting really emotional and she said “Obama means family” and I swear I never cried so hard in my life WAIT IT’S SUPPOSED TO SAY OHANA NOT OBAMA THE PRESIDENT
hi: jakemalik: one night my roommate brought home a girl from a party he was at and I was up when they came home eating fruit roll ups and I offered the girl some and she ended up sleeping in my bed with me and now i’m known in my whole residence
lesbianswholooklikeumlesbians: Hi, this is me (lizy ) and my girl ( barbi ). We are a Hungarian couple and have been together for 8 months . I can tell for sure she is the one I want to marry . She is my one and only and means the world to me to have
tylenold: how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death
sonicpinballparty: mcbushpig: when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist
call-me-coll: okayaugustuswatersokay: Know what’s so perfect about this black and white Hazel and Augustus photo? It’s slightly out of focus and looks real. That means a great deal to those of us who hold this story so dear. And that it’s
wolfheartss: unconventionallover: prurire: A perfect way to keep my legs and feet warm as I sleep. It’s a nice position, once in awhile, that is simple and effective for highlighting your place. And oh man… butt and legs. Body parts I could smooch
orchardly: a long time ago i convinced my sister she was born without nostrils and had to have immediate surgery so she wouldn’t die and apparently she still believes it bc i made a joke about cutting off her nose and she burst into tears and refused
generalbooty: yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like
burgrs: in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher”
walk-barefoot: I want to dress nice and go on adventures, take lots of pictures and sleep outside. I want to listen to old songs and run aimlessly like I just don’t give a fuck. I want to braid my hair and make flower crowns, I want to skinny dip-a
enjoliras: courfeyrac-yourbody: do you ever stop and think about how high school musical and breaking bad take place in the same town #BOP BOP BOP BOP TO THE TOP #SLIP AND SLIDE AND HIDE THAT CRYSTAL
hyuugasaki: story about a dude that rejected by a hot girl and the movie shows him trying to win her over and at the end it turns out the hot girl is a lesbian and she had a crush on this chubby girl the dude totally rudely rejected earlier and the two
gaypos: why are all these thirteen year olds getting drunk and having sex… when i was thirteen i would take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like
dwarva: anti-fapitalism: anti-fapitalism: A video game in which every time you die your injured limbs and body parts are replaced by machines and you slowly become less and less human until the point in which you have no human body parts left and you
mangoestho: everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.
confessions-of-a-teenage-outcast: I was shaving my legs in the shower today and blood dripped onto my foot so I started checking myself for a shaving cut and there was none so I screamed and fell over and started staring at the roof looking for a burning
peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the
hermyonie: lionvillage: public schooling is a joke i mean you put 200 kids in each grade who are all different and need personalized education and classes and hate each other and you deprive them of using the restroom, eating when they get hungry, etc.
primadollly: paparazzi would show up to a celebrity’s lesbian wedding and be like ‘so-and-so looked classically chic at elaborate friendship ceremony with long-time ‘gal pal’ so-and-so. the two reportedly shared a completely platonic kiss and
asshole-tier: truepac: DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE
adorability: I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with
fatandfabulousmermaid: nowavvves: If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece
nowavvves: If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise
420calum: So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a
nefferpitou: on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college
staxilicious: artkat: despairnaegami: personasanta: does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder reblogging because the last graphic
jamesfords-blog: “The world of Harry Potter is a place where the mundane and the marvelous, the ordinary and the surreal coexist. It’s a place where cars can fly and owls can deliver the mail, a place where paintings talk and a mirror reflects
leonardbonesy: whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.
nonlinear-nonsubjective: no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar
4rianagrande: i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them
anderson-hummel: anderson-hummel: MY BROTHER JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM AND HE HAD A LIGHT BULB IN HIS MOUTH AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING” AND HE GOES “I WAS HAVING A LIGHT SNACK” AND LEAVES I’M DONE MY DAD JUST CAME IN WITH
officialbrucespringsteen: hey isnt that jonas brother a disney kid and now he’s half naked everywhere and everyone is admiring him for growing up so nicely wasnt miley cyrus a disney kid too and she was half naked everywhere and everyone freaked their
owlmylove: charlottelabouff: Remember when I was temporarily blind and my mom took me shopping but I got lost in the parking lot and ended up confused and in a hole and she just took pictures instead of helping me this was wild from start to finish
