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kaayla-s: people always say when girls are friends they always give each other compliments and say nice things to each other. i dont know about you guys but me and my friends are like professionals at insulting each other.
just-shower-thoughts: When someone insults you and then says, “no offense”, punch them in the face and say, “no harm done”.
theofficialpolice: just-cat: sad-white-girl: I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you” “why weren’t you at school today”
fuck-customers: Dear customers over 50: not only do you need to stop hitting on me when you’re in my line, but when I get snippy and say you’re too old for me don’t fucking ask my age. And if I decide to tell you I’m 23 don’t fucking say I
bonediggercharleston: astralcities: the idea of getting banned from twitter for saying mean things is so unbelievably foreign to me . every time this site updates people tag staff and say shit like “gargle my dick and balls” whereas on twitter if
homo-sex-shoe-whale:Freddie Mercury was the peak of gay big dick energy. Once during a Queen concert a guy shouted a gay slur at Freddie and he responded by having the venue shine a spotlight on the guy and saying “say that again darling”.
thickness-protection-program:Liking someone’s sad post on Tumblr is the online equivalent of seeing a random stranger on the street crying, smacking their ass, and being like “keep up the good work sport”
cuckedhusband: Husband got a new personal trainer at the gym. He’d been coming home exhausted and sweaty and saying this new guy really gives him a workout. Look over to see this pic pop up on his phone with a text saying “Hope your ready for an
mother-son-incest-love: I TELL MY MOTHER THAT IAM STILL A VIRGIN !!! AND MY FRIENDS ALWAYS CALL ME LOSER !! MOMMYS SAYS YOUR FRIENDS ARE IDIOTS ! TOMMOROW IS YOUR BIRTHDAY GO TO BED BABY ! IN THE MORING I WAKE UP…MY MOM SITING NEXT TO ME AND SAY BABY
sad-white-girl: I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”
cuminhimdaily: Home video for when the kid says, “You don’t love me.” Show them this and say, “You see how much fun we had making you?!” Cum In Him Daily: The ONLY “fantasy” Tumblr dedicated to porn, gear, workouts, and parties which give
thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: I’m standing at the bus stop and some high schoolers were trying to decipher the new time table before eventually saying “idk ask the witchy goth lady” before promptly turning to ME and saying “excuse me m'am?
j-and-t-midwest-hotwife: Happy Hump day. So when you say no dick pics except with couples. Is this kinda what you meant. If you think so stop by and say hi fireman6a4 Lily6988You hit the nail on the head!!! That’s exactly what we meant! Awesome pic!
zerachin: dumbledorathexplora: trapped-horse: sanjl: “What? Why so?” “My intuition… rather, I can say it’s too troublesome. Or should I say I don’t want to return to a word like that again…” WHAT MOVIE IS THIS?? The movie is
australian-government: herearetwoboops: So, three bottoms are sitting at a bar and the first bottom says, “I’m so loose, that my boyfriend can get his whole hand inside of me.” The second bottom laughs and says, “That’s nothing! I’m so loose
alliandoalice: Shion coming late to the committee with a bunch of papers and mussed hair saying “sorry, I was doing….stuff!” Then nezumi comes in afterwards, flips his scarf and says “I’m stuff.”
filmcinematography: “Whatever you do in life will be insignificant, but it’s very important that you do it. Because nobody else will. Like when someone comes into your life and half of you says you’re nowhere near ready, but the other half says:
jacqln-li: say you’ll remember me standing in a nice dress, staring at the sunset, babe red lips and rosy cheeks, say you’ll see me again even if it’s just in your wildest dreams
I don't get the reason why people say "I just want to stay single", you might as well just keep it real and say "I want to keep fucking anything and everything that comes my way". Sickening.
Tomorrow I have to say goodbye to a dear friend. I’m going to miss you coming in my car and adjusting the seat because you were a giant and saying “let me find out who has been in my seat”. Your commentary about everything was always
Tomorrow I have to say goodbye to a dear friend. Here’s a typical video of you getting annoyed of me always documenting everything. I’m going to miss you coming in my car and adjusting the seat because you were a giant and saying “let
rainymeadows: kvotheunkvothe: I have a terrible joke, and I must share it. So a frog goes in for a loan. He hops up to the desk of Patricia Whack, one of the bank employees, and says, “I want to borrow 躔,000.”Patricia says, “Well that’s a
lostprofile: WASSILY KANDINSKY (Russian, 16 December 1866 - 13 December 1944) It is never literally true that any form is meaningless and “says nothing.” Every form in the world says something. But its message often fails to reach us, and even
: “I’m not going to be one of those artists who walks in [to a room with songwriters] and says, ‘I don’t know, what do you want to write about?’ or one of those things where they say, ‘So what’s going on in your life?,’ and I tell
hongkong-sugar: babybabysugar: Where is the lie People say sex workers don’t work for the money, then turn around and say ew I could never do that, and never ever spot their own hypocrisy. :S Sex workers are the bravest people
bby-angell:When he asks where you want him to cum and you say “in me” an he groans and says “good girl” dnskoxpaoxjaos that is it, that is good, that is the good shit righT THERE
rakel-slapped-feminist: I hate it because I love it, if I say no just grab my hair and fuck my face, I’ll swallow your cum and say: “Thank you for raping me sir”
hipstertheory: sad-white-girl: I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you” you probably could’ve worded that a bit better
divachester: ok cool tip: if ur worried about porn on ur dash then keep a tab open to something about the quantum physics or matter or covalent bonds and if someone says “what’s that?“ just switch tabs real fast and say “huh what?”.
whitepeoplestealingculture: Every white person look in the mirror and say “nigga” three times. Images of white people saying the same thing as they lynched, shot, and beat to death those “niggas” so you may be able to live the privileged life
positivedoodles: Sometimes people message me and say things like “I know it’s not much, but I love your blog!” or “I’m sorry to bother you, but one drawing you made resonated with me.” and I just wanted to say that your message isn’t
herearetwoboops: So, three bottoms are sitting at a bar and the first bottom says, “I’m so loose, that my boyfriend can get his whole hand inside of me.” The second bottom laughs and says, “That’s nothing! I’m so loose that my boyfriend can
blackbulls-whitegirls-bliss:Many of us think about it, desire it, hunger for it, and need it, but not every girl will formally come out and say it out loud to you. So, if your girl says this one day, how are you going to respond to her?
Oh, the things I say as my lips barely brush against your ear spedrucker. Now… Imagine where the rest of me is, when I’m whispering my wishes and whimpering on your lobe. Nibbling at your ear, as I’m moaning my song and
tarabun:the reason oppressed groups say “___ are awful” instead of “some ___ are awful” is because including the word “some” allows individuals of that group to detach themselves from the problem and shuck the blame off and say “well they
glyndarling: kestrel-tree: lesbianopinions: don’t say “but sexuality is fluid” when a girl tells you she has no interest in men If someone says this to you: “Yeah but fluids solidify at low temperatures and you’re not that hot” I know
that-stupid-tardis-sound: i hate saying stuff about myself in conversations or even saying “me too” because it feels like i’m always trying to turn the conversation around to make it about me because i’m a self-centered shitstick
safetytank: askclint: rated-d: adorably-confused: According to my ASL teacher, we don’t say dragon in sign language. we say “spicy dinosaur” and I think thats beautiful. Well, that’s pretty accurate! That’s…that’s pretty much
guri-de-predio: She was supposed to wear white and say “ I DO ” But now, she is wearing black and saying “ GOOD BYE "
When you're asked what do you do for fun, and you default and say some lame shit. When you really want to say - I spend hours stoned, huffin poppers, fiendishly masturbating while watching hundreds of vids of men beating their greasy penises, while I
hentai-and-ahegao: Damn teacher.. You don’t really have selfrestraints! Be a man and say no! But… Would i be able to say no in such a situation…. Urgh ITS TOO HARD( no pun intended)
I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.” Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum
uncle-tomfoolery: Everybody should be saying Sandra Bland’s name. As much as we said and say Michael Brown’s, Freddie Gray’s, and Eric Garner’s.
imdaddysdirtygirl:Papa, you say I’m being naughty and I shouldn’t be tempting my daddy like this, but I think your big hard daddy dick says otherwise…tell me, Daddy, don’t I have a nice little ass? Don’t you want to touch me? ^ uh the hell??
strangeseasons: A man standing up with another man in front of everyone saying “I love you, and I want to get married”, I think that’s a pretty fucking radical statement. I mean standing up and saying “I want to spend the rest of my life with
johnwilkesboothproof: ne-yo: I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.” Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum the mental image of an ocean of cum is actually horrifying
slavicinferno: “I heard police or ambulancemen, standing in our house, say, “She must have provoked him,” or, “Mrs Stewart, it takes two to make a fight.” They had no idea. The truth is my mother did nothing to deserve the violence she endured.
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