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gaybdsm: MORE He says “You like this shit?” He puts his barefoot on my stomach and says that If I move hes gonna wake up Mike and tell him what happened and kick me in the stomach. He then takes off his foot off me and puts it on my face. I was
nylalalovesyou: so i show my cousin this video and he’s all “oh dude i know him!” and says his name. i was like you fuck, it says his name right there. and he’s like “no f’real.” and he calls him. they’re amaaazing. it’s cute how the
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With little to no understanding of football, I tried to watch the superbowl. I walk in and say “Wow, it’s already 14 love?” And my Dad just looks and me and says “That’s tennis, Susie.”
oreoprince:lesbian on anon: hey!! im a lesbian and i need some advice! so theres this girl and she says shes madly in love with me and says she wants to marry me and often mentions how sweet it would be if we kissed. do you think shes into me or is she
First it was Benjamin Percy with Dinah and Oliver, now is Tom King with Selina and Bruce.If this were DDR the only thing i can say to DC is: “I can see a DREAM in your dance, I can see TOMORROW in your dance, we can call it our hope!”
God damn feminist stupidity, bigotry and sexism has no limits, everyday i go to youtube and see feminist doing and saying the darnest of things, yesh, like for example just to name ONE thing, saying prostate cancer is the fault of men and their toxic
afloweroutofstone: bankuei: note-a-bear: geekremix: Our country has fascism. This is the creator of rick and morty and community saying he’s not a nazi and you should too. To actually stand up and say no. The discourse is over. Nazi white nationalist
badjokesbyjeff: A nurse, a doctor, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar. The nurse sits down at the bar and says, “I’ll have a Bloody Mary!” The doctor sits next to her and says, “Give me a rum and coke!” The anti-vaxxer does nothing. She collapsed
emospacekid: when you accidentally slip up and call yourself worthless or a stupid fucking dumbass in front of someone and they look at you surprised and say “don’t say that about yourself!!” and you’re like,,,,, yo, man,,,, chill,,,, I am used
ctswingerparty: Looks like my ex Queen enjoying herself at a party. She would say it’s hot out here. Stand up drop her dress on the floor and sit back down. Wait 15 minutes stand up and say it’s still hot and take off panties off and drop them
youtube-feels: OH MY GOD GUYS I WAS AT DISNEYLAND AND I SAW THIS LADY GO UP TO THIS LITTLE GIRL DRESSED UP AS THOR AND SAY “that’s not ladylike” AND THE LITTLE GIRL JUMPS INTO A FIGHTING STANCE POINTS HER HAMMER AT THE LADY AND SAYS “SUCK MY
cornflakepizza: ladyamc1897: THAT MOMENT WHEN YOURE READING FANFICTION AND A CHARACTER SAYS SOMETHING REALLY CUTE OR ANGSTY BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THEY WOULD ACTUALLY SAY AND YOU JUST KINDA LEAVE THE COMPUTER AND WALK AIMLESSLY AROUND THE HOUSE
almondbeanie: idk who u are or where i am. if you diss pride and prejudice im comin for ur ungrateful ass. we could be standing at the alter abt to say ‘i do’ and if you say ‘ugh i hate pride and prejudice’ id fcking leave you. id walk out of
tinyconfusion: that moment where rose tyler says ‘stuck with you … that’s not so bad’ and the doctor takes the longest look at her and then gently asks ‘yeah?’ and she turns around and says ‘yeah’ right back to him !!!!
qweety: rainbrolly: i am at the hospital today with my mom and there is this little robot that just boops around and makes cute noises and says excuse me when it passes. when it delivers the medicine it’s carrying, it chirrs and says little things
kidouyuuto: whendaybreaks: chuckquizmo: sweeterthanmydreams: auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo: “Never give up” Doesn’t that just say lettuce…? no it says never give up it says “retasu” it’s fucking lettuce no it says never give
luckyspike: qweety: rainbrolly: i am at the hospital today with my mom and there is this little robot that just boops around and makes cute noises and says excuse me when it passes. when it delivers the medicine it’s carrying, it chirrs and says
put the words ‘abuse’ and ‘aoba’ in the same sentence and 95% of the time i will be there.
dajo42: a student walking to the edge of the hogwarts lake and saying “hello giant squid” and the squid surfaces and says “YOU ARE THE FIRST STUDENT TO TALK TO ME IN SIXTY YEARS” so the student sits down on a rock on the shore and they talk about
rainbrolly: i am at the hospital today with my mom and there is this little robot that just boops around and makes cute noises and says excuse me when it passes. when it delivers the medicine it’s carrying, it chirrs and says little things like, “hi,
Why can’t I love myself? I want to walk up to the mirror and say “I like you” and “forget everyone and love you” but it’s hard to even look at the mirror with out saying “OMG you’re so ugly and you’re
unrepentant-whore: We’re lying in my bed naked, staring into each other’s eyes. I smile and say, “I’m trying to send you a psychic message.” “Oh, really?” he says. “Yes,” I say. “Do you know what it is?” “I think I do,” he says.
wellchocolatefrogsyall: i was talking to my dad about attack on titan and how the titans dont actually need to eat, they just do it for fun or whatever and he looks me in the eye and says “do they look at each other and say ‘what are you in the
bankuei: note-a-bear: geekremix: Our country has fascism. This is the creator of rick and morty and community saying he’s not a nazi and you should too. To actually stand up and say no. The discourse is over. Nazi white nationalist whatever the fuck
s-speakeasy: sanguisette:Dear people:I realize this is astonishing to realize, but some people cannot type what they want to say in literally thirty seconds, plus, due to all of us on the other side of the screen having what we like to call bodies that
antiroyed: y'all want racial and lgbt representation in media cause y'all say fiction affects reality but then turn around and romanticize pedophilia and incest and say that fiction doesn’t affect reality? like make up your damn minds which one is
blancherries: repairr-boyy: headcanon leo swears a lot and nico covers hazel’s ears and says “watch the language, there are little ones here” and percy says “yeah, watch it” and covers nico’s meanwhile frank covers his own i’m so sorry
queeranarchism: bankuei: note-a-bear: geekremix: Our country has fascism. This is the creator of rick and morty and community saying he’s not a nazi and you should too. To actually stand up and say no. The discourse is over. Nazi white nationalist
highwayvagrant: you’ll go on about cops and the evil they consistently do and someone never fails to speak up and say “my dads a cop and he’s a good man!!!”like you know whati’ll even give your dad the benefit of the doubt, lets say he’s
lgbtlaughs: how to come out as bisexual: fin ur parents and say “i have to tell you something…… i’m birdsexual” and they’ll start freaking out and then say “sorry i was nervous my toung slipped i’m bisexual” and they’ll be so relieved
befour: “And when my kids ask me, in the future, and I try to tell them to go to school, they can’t turn around and say to me, ‘F*** off, Dad, you were in a band!’ I can turn around and say, ‘Excuse me, I went back to school and got my degree’.
iamnotsebastianstan: the fact that once a year we just put the clocks forward an hour and say that’s how it’s gonna be for 6 months, and then put it back an hour and say that’s how it’s gonna be now is actual proof that time does not exist and
team-t-and-a:youtube-feels:OH MY GOD GUYS I WAS AT DISNEYLAND AND I SAW THIS LADY GO UP TO THIS LITTLE GIRL DRESSED UP AS THOR AND SAY “that’s not ladylike” AND THE LITTLE GIRL JUMPS INTO A FIGHTING STANCE POINTS HER HAMMER AT THE LADY AND SAYS
panicatthetardis-: James bringing a large black dog home, and Lily comes home later and she’s like “hey Sirius” and Sirius walks in the front door and says, “hi” then James looks at Lily and says, “I may have just stolen someone’s dog.”
team-t-and-a: youtube-feels: OH MY GOD GUYS I WAS AT DISNEYLAND AND I SAW THIS LADY GO UP TO THIS LITTLE GIRL DRESSED UP AS THOR AND SAY “that’s not ladylike” AND THE LITTLE GIRL JUMPS INTO A FIGHTING STANCE POINTS HER HAMMER AT THE LADY AND SAYS
team-t-and-a:youtube-feels: OH MY GOD GUYS I WAS AT DISNEYLAND AND I SAW THIS LADY GO UP TO THIS LITTLE GIRL DRESSED UP AS THOR AND SAY “that’s not ladylike” AND THE LITTLE GIRL JUMPS INTO A FIGHTING STANCE POINTS HER HAMMER AT THE LADY AND SAYS
angelicabaddon:wanna get eaten out and be forced to cum over and over again and when i whimper and say ‘please please stop, i can’t anymore’ they just grip my hips and shove two fingers inside of me before saying ‘i don’t care, take it’
team-t-and-a: youtube-feels:OH MY GOD GUYS I WAS AT DISNEYLAND AND I SAW THIS LADY GO UP TO THIS LITTLE GIRL DRESSED UP AS THOR AND SAY “that’s not ladylike” AND THE LITTLE GIRL JUMPS INTO A FIGHTING STANCE POINTS HER HAMMER AT THE LADY AND SAYS
clannyfenton: in my english class we have to fill in this chart and say how many hours we’ve been on the computer or watching tv and say what we’re doing and why and my friend looked at me and said “you should probably lie a little.”