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There’s an Islamic saying that says that if a man and woman are alone together there is always another person present - Shaytaan, the devil which seduces people to sin.This mature man and young girl can surely prove it.
kamikoy: Hello cuties! recently i’ve reached a lovely follower goal and I dont know what else to say other than a big big thank you! i know my blog style has changed a lot and i just wanted to say thank you so so so much for everyone who has stuck
gats: itsunknownanon: If you were to come up to me last month and say that nintendo will release their next console soon, and someone will make a dog out of it, and you’ll make porn of it…I’d say “W-What are you doing in my house??“ @gats
Iya da to Ieru Tsuyoki Shoujo to Ero Seitaishi | The Strong-Willed Girl That Can Say No and the Erotic Osteopath » nhentai: hentai doujinshi and manga
femsubdenial: Now I know at this point Your Fantasy Dom might say “I’ll be back in a bit, pet.” or maybe even bluff and say “Good night, I’m sure housekeeping will find you eventually.” and leave you to suffer while the vibes buzz on, and
You provoked your coworker by saying that she’d been promoted because she’d fucked your boss. You didn’t expect her to say, “he fucks me… and he also fucks your wife, but you’ll have to watch a threesome of him, your wife and me to
Working from home and having that home for sale is an awful combination.Any time I get a good span of time to just sit and work on commissions, I get a call saying there’s house showings in like 2 hours, so I have to run around cleaning up instead.Which
I heartily recommend this video. It’s from men.com and is entitled “Drill My Hole - Top to Bottom Part 7″ featuring Paul Walker and Woody Fox. It’s Woody Fox’s first time bottoming on camera (so says the intro). It’s a nice encounter
Some days you wake up and say, “I think I’ll make myself some hash browns for breakfast." Other days you wake up and say, "I think I’ll post a picture of thick porn goddess Abbey Brooks’s scrumptious cunt and butthole
bannableoffense: breakitdownnat: bannableoffense: achypno: breakitdownnat: achypno and bannableoffense are having these wonderful conversations, and I’m just here like “oh! have some pictures of pretty girls!” Who says we can’t insert pictures
oliver-sykes-is-my-inspiration: My thing is when people come up and say ‘good set tonight’ and I say ‘you too’and then you find out that person is not in any band. Happens to me alot. // for Emily ♥ BMTH blog
bald-and-horny: Rod has found his chain and says, “Have you been a good boy?”I say, “I think I need to be disciplined, I sucked Kevin, Ray and Dales cock while Michael rammed his nine inches into my wet hole……! Sorry master”
Even though she says to just put it in. And even though I know, from past experience, it will slide right in without any problem, I still get the feeling it won’t fit. Then she reaches down and spreads her lips a bit and says “Dad, just stick
So I finally met Captain Lou Slips. He smiles. He wears the hat. He doesn’t seem so bad, so I says “Hey Lou, what’s with the ships?" And he looks me right in the eye and says "Yeah, sorry about that.” -and you know?
iloanmywife: That satisfied, sultry, and vaguely morose look after she cums with another man. I don’t know quite how to describe it. It’s just for a moment, and not all the time. We make eye contact and say nothing. It’s like she’s saying “Thank
ww1ww2photosfilms: “An eighteen year old boy is carried into the shock ward, and he looks up at me trustingly asking, “How am I doing, nurse?” I just kiss his forehead and say, “You are doing just fine soldier.” He smiles sweetly and says,
ne-yo: justanotherskyscraper: ne-yo: I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.” Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum ^ I’m that kid, and proud of it. If I threw
soufflesandbowties: 50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
soufflesandbowties: 50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me” well i am hot trash so
suzieme: when a sissy is invited to her friend’s home and meets the man of the house…a good girl curtsies and says “pleased to see you Mr Smith”a bad girl however drops her panties and says “are you pleased to see me Mr Smith?”
nerdygirllove: heatherwanderer: this is important Sad truth: this doesn’t normally happen. The guy either gets pissed and says it isn’t right to do that to men and you don’t understand or they say okay and then try to fondle you all night. This
dumbass-bitch-disease: silver-tongues-blog: boppinrockin: boppinrockin: imma say it. “kung fu panda” did more for body positivity and saying that you can be fat and still be healthy and liked than ANYTHING any beauty companies trying to get
grinned: My thing is when people come up and say ‘good set tonight’ and I say ‘you too’and then you find out that person is not in any band. Happens to me alot.
spiritofbader: sweetcherrylips69: Hi guys, do me a favour pleaseReblog this and say YES if this video makes you hardReblog and say FUCK YES if you’ve wanked off while watching meThank youYour Kate 💋💋💋💋 Oh yes and fuck yes nuff said!!
labias:You know what’s the worst, when some of your followers see you on the streets and instead of saying hi or something they hit your inbox on anon and say “did you walk by Café Letitia at 3:41pm wearing a beige coat and an olive scarf I think
hacvek: j8usuke: vivelareysistance: GOOD there’s a scene in the middle of the movie where the heroes stop fighting and they turn towards the camera and say “FUCK donald trump!” then the main heroine says “FUCK donald trump and FUCK mike pence
mekbuda: ok here is why you should avoid saying bromance (and also brotp whilst you’re there) it removes any perceived romantic or sexual component of a relationship between two men in a way that is really defensive and no homo it creates a whole new
sunshine-lesbian: synth-bop: yknow that one picture of the whiteboard that says “was jfk a twink?” in large letters and underneath that it says “yes”, “no,” or “twunk” with a bunch of tally marks under “twunk” and way off to the side
tandeeee: you weren’t a real sinx unless you carried two Haes and killed MVPs with soul breaker.. just sayin’ (maybe i’ll ink this, maybe i won’t) You weren’t a real sinx unless you carried Specialty Jurs with you and took down FBH with
edating:a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90%
ephemeraltea: Ok but which part of ur otp unironically calls themselves “a fucking delight” and which one immediately snorts
muckkles: working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??”
this-puppy-flies: pinchtheprincess: this-puppy-flies: #Things Rose says about Tentoo when she’s drunk based on (x) # fanart # i am dying # cause she sooooo would # and then she would cry about his perfect hair # and his beautiful sideburns
faeriviera: roguejedis: roguejedis: EXCUSE ME so people are reblogging this and saying it’s lindo erasure (the name of lando’s dad in the lego star wars world) SO let’s just set the record straight and say he has 2 dads grando and lindo and they
film-craft: “The guy goes into the hospital, okay? His wife’s just had a baby and he can’t wait to see them both. So he meets the doctor and he says, ‘Oh, Doc, I’ve been so worried. How are they?’ And the doctor smiles and says, ‘They’re
adventure-slime: bankuei: note-a-bear: geekremix: Our country has fascism. This is the creator of rick and morty and community saying he’s not a nazi and you should too. To actually stand up and say no. The discourse is over. Nazi white nationalist
dajo42: a student walking to the edge of the hogwarts lake and saying “hello giant squid” and the squid surfaces and says “YOU ARE THE FIRST STUDENT TO TALK TO ME IN SIXTY YEARS” so the student sits down on a rock on the shore and they talk about
succheadjones: jughead is such an emo piece of shit, he’s that kid who always has something depressing and/or self deprecating to say, like you ask him how the weather is and he looks off into the distance and says “gloomy, like my soul” and youre
runsinthefmily:okay but like all of the losers were so soft and the amount of love you could just feel. bill and mike saying fuck toxic masculinity and saying I love you and the forehead touch. stan’s last memory is just bill. stan taking himself off
tiedupandwet: master-randy-paul: I get it, he’s handsome and in a nice suit, but I have to say this: He is so obviously and stiffly posed; he looks like he’s about to give the Vulcan sign, and say ‘Live long and prosper.‘ I thought take a
youtube-feels: OH MY GOD GUYS I WAS AT DISNEYLAND AND I SAW THIS LADY GO UP TO THIS LITTLE GIRL DRESSED UP AS THOR AND SAY “that’s not ladylike” AND THE LITTLE GIRL JUMPS INTO A FIGHTING STANCE POINTS HER HAMMER AT THE LADY AND SAYS “SUCK MY
emospacekid: when you accidentally slip up and call yourself worthless or a stupid fucking dumbass in front of someone and they look at you surprised and say “don’t say that about yourself!!” and you’re like,,,,, yo, man,,,, chill,,,, I am used
goals for 2015: be less passive aggressive and say no when i get even the slightest urge to say it. speak my mind more. not let my anxiety and timidity stop me from meeting new people and making new friends. i’m not a terrible person and need to let
halfboyfriend: like imagine going to your friends birthday party and the banner says “Happy Birthday Jessica” and you score out Jessica and write EVERYONE and say “it’s not all about you Jessica, everyone has birthdays, why do we have to make
iamnotsebastianstan:the fact that once a year we just put the clocks forward an hour and say that’s how it’s gonna be for 6 months, and then put it back an hour and say that’s how it’s gonna be now is actual proof that time does not exist and
iamnotsebastianstan: the fact that once a year we just put the clocks forward an hour and say that’s how it’s gonna be for 6 months, and then put it back an hour and say that’s how it’s gonna be now is actual proof that time does not exist and
you know what’s the most hilariously insincere thing in the world?when a guy is fucking you hard and fast for like 10 minutes, and he cums. he relaxes. he kisses you, and asks if you came. you say no. he looks scandalized, gasps, and says, “no?!
So many Christians disliking that Pope Francis is doing and saying things that Jesus would do and say…this is not the Jesus they know, the Jesus who hates gays and blames poor people for their poverty and offers zero assistance to them. They want
qweety: rainbrolly: i am at the hospital today with my mom and there is this little robot that just boops around and makes cute noises and says excuse me when it passes. when it delivers the medicine it’s carrying, it chirrs and says little things
amaranthdesires:I’m just intrigued and jealous of people who can smile and say that you are valid, worthy and special regardless of what gender/s you feel identified with, what you wear, what your body seems like and what people could say about
ladyofacat: Can’t wait to see Lila talking bad about Ladybug, and Chloe freaking walking right up to Lila and being like “Excuse me?! What did you say?!”I want Marinette to be a witness.
i mean honestly i really dont want ruby and JN_R to “rescue” weiss at all if she’s really being held against her will in whatever schnee estate place mr. schnee takes her toi want her to be capable and independent enough to break out of there on
samapitongzabala: #1: Loki and Mako Mankanshoku sometimes I draw and say ‘what the hell?’ and sometimes I draw and say ‘what the hell!’
