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And Sadie again, because one whole pack was not just enough. This girl… well, you guys know when a dog meets a female one, and he goes like crazy smelling her pussy all the time? I am like that dog with this girl lol. Her body blinds me â¤
elzebrook: There was a small squirrel in the middle of the road looking confused so I went to shoo it across and the fucker hopped over and ran up my leg and then it fell asleep on me I don’t even like squirrels Why does this happen to me
elzebrook: elzebrook: There was a small squirrel in the middle of the road looking confused so I went to shoo it across and the fucker hopped over and ran up my leg and then it fell asleep on me I don’t even like squirrels Why does this happen
rarisweetichief: Sweetheart, t-that’s not what I meant at all… (OOC: This was legitimately kind of painful to make.) This comic is awesome, it’s cute, funny and sad all in one. Master Chief being Sweetie’s friend is also cool xD
picturesquegoddess: “I’m in Russia, it’s cold.” “What!? Why are you in Russia?” “I fell.” If an angel was to fall don’t you think it would look and sound something like a meteor falling through the atmosphere?
Not only was your boss in beside you, in the room, and your wife, almost naked, in front of him, and you. She even said, “honey, you can stay, but remember that your boss is the only one allowed to fuck me.”
artlver: Made for a sad friend ^.^ Stay happy, silly :3 Thanks so much. Yeah ill try and do that ^^ This really cheered me up when i was down. I cant describe how much this brightened me up. i really dont deserve to have as good of friends as i do.
I mean I keep forgetting to post this but I guess now’s as good a time as any. The illustration I did for the Shiganshina Trio Artbook (which you can check out here) Its been so amazing working with these people and I’m let me take this time to formally
not-enough-fandom: seewhatsinyourheart: seewhatsinyourheart: seewhatsinyourheart: My dad just said I could borrow his laptop and… It doesn’t have Internet wtf am I supposed to do I just found a word document so I decided to open it and it was
and did not stop until I floated, fell, collapsed, surrendered, until my legs gave way and I was spent, drained, completed and safely in His arms.
and it was just another night, with a sunset and a moonrise not so far behind to give us just enough light to lay down underneath the stars, listen to all translations of the stories across the sky — we drew our own constellations.
I remember from my boyhood, the claims in media that western culture is becoming progressively feminine. How it always seemed that one celebrity or another was coming out as gay. As a young boy, insecure and worried about how I was perceived, all this
My wife and I went whale watching yesterday to celebrate our wedding anniversary and we encountered a huge school of about 700 dolphins. It was absolutely amazing, they surrounded the boat and were super playful and everything. The youngest ones didn’t
So I work in a dollar store, and we sell really cheap art supplies. Today, these two kids bought a big pack of art pencils, and being an artist myself, I asked if they were artists, and told them I was one too. They said “Cool, what do you draw?”
Not art related.I played some TF2 with atrolux and discovered this neat looking particle glitch.It was right after the Gun Mettle Update released. First time playing the maps.
(Not my picture, guys!) AHHHHH You guys know my sweater that someone found on ebay and it was bought like super quick? YEAH KEERAK BOUGHT IT AND SENT ME PICTURES THERES GOTTA BE MORE OF THESE SWEATERS OUT THERE
And the people not on it will be labeled haters and nazis.It is a dark time ahead for straight people, how long was it supposed to be eight years?
And that was the day LIMW learned what happens when you rub a damp cloth over paper.Protip: People dieThey’re all so close to being perfect but still not 100%. At least the discoloration was on Vanilla’s hair so you can’t really see it.
fuuei said: oh well, we’ll just have to disagree on the age thing. ^^; (very strongly on my part, i’m afraid. maybe bc i’ve seen teens capable of this even in dire/complicated situations?) not to mean i expect eren/etc to act like adults, not
i’m not even shadow banned but I lost 500 followers over night on twitter its like my whole last week of camming down the drain i hate the bugs and bans on twitter it’s getting insane. I thought I was good uggggg *rolls eyes forever*
So this customer came into work the other day and I swaer to god, she looked exactly like Uraraka from Hero Academia. Her hair was brown and in the exact same haircut, and she had pink headphones on. I refuse to believe this wasn’t deliberate.
Am I the only one who really enjoyed the Cloverfield Paradox? I keep seeing reviews saying it was terrible, and I thought is was okay. And that twist at the end, DAMN.
I finally finished Jojo Part 4It was confusing trash, but it was beautiful trash, and I loved it. Now I finally get all the memes.
If Stardust Crusaders was a Live Action movieI know they already made a live action Jojo movie, but that was based on Diamond is Unbreakable, and I wanna see one based on my favourite part, Stardust Crusaders. I’m going to assume it would be made
It was getting kinda close with the top 4 suggestions there but here are the final results! And wow, so many votes this time!@somesillyshaman with a cute scenario between Button, his mum, and Sweetie Belle!@CrypticNightmare with a suggestion for some
saane: Trade with @hushabyevalley! This was a ton of fun. Love the design of all their characters, so it was hard to choose who to draw. Nadia won in the end~ It’s just so pretty T__T Captured her so perfectly and holy crap dem fishes! Thank
witchywillowrosenberg: Good call. I’m glad you recognize that bi girls are goddesses and are way out of your league, it’s probably better for everyone this way my ex was bi and we broke up not because of her bisexuality but for differences between
Today so far:1. Had sex (got chained to the coffee table and was used while having multiple orgasms)2. Masturbated a couple of times3. Took a nap
zenonzequel: my jonas brothers phase was so pleasant tumblr didn’t exist and my only sources of information were tiger beat and disney 411
Wakes up at 3:00am and immediately gets up and goes down stairs to eat a slice of cold pizza in the dark
And yes. Yes, I know it’s completely normal and expected for a person to see multiple people. It was a couple movies nothing more. And I am not in love with the idea of seeing someone from work anyway. But I had a moment of feeling special and now
Fanworks make me sooooo incredibly happy. I am so thankful and blessed that I’m finally coming around as a writer. I’ve said this before on tumblr, but every week it feels more real. No pretend…I FEEL LIKE A REAL WRITER NOW. The writer
starlightomatic:starlightomatic:Not to be a bitter Jew but I’m thinking back to all those years when I was in college far away from my family and couldn’t go home for Rosh Hashanah or Passover because I had class right before and after. Meanwhile
purplekecleon: a little comic about art and success; don’t limit yourself to what people have already done! try not to get too discouraged when the path you had in mind isn’t working out. when I was in my senior year, I applied to a private art
creepylandiscreepy: Well another bunch of drawings with Mettaton and Grllby in a girly mode~ Like always, that’s was fun to draw and design~ But I think I’ll go back to Papyrus and Frisk ship now, I miss them °__° I have to continue First date
sanjl: one time someone i knew reblogged a selfie of theirs from themselves and it had over 1k notes and let me tell you in no way it was 1k notes worth and i went through the notes and on peoples blogs and everyone had tagged that picture as #trees
japhers: crazylipgloss: thebatmanchild: athagazagoraphobic: invisicanada: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to
reichebach: Hello. Are you ready for the story? This is the story of Sir Boast-a-lot. Sir Boast-a-lot was the bravest and cleverest knight of the round table but soon the other knights began to grow tired of his stories about how brave he was and how
went to my first caffeine crawl this afternoon 👍🏼✨☕️✨👍🏼 it was really interesting and pretty awesome. coffee is so complicated and versatile and badass. I wanna do so much more with it also proud that i went out and did something
bubblepopmod: Old Drawing Giveaway! I did some doodles like a year or two ago with some markers. I’m in the process of moving and was planning on just throwing them out, but it was recommended that I give them away since some people showed interest
hufflepuffletardis: scumsucking-roadwh0re: dracosliquidluck: George was going to celebrate Harry’s ”Resurrection” with Fred, so he turned around. But then he realised that his twin was dead and that there was nobody to talk with. STAHP
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: Orion knew that after all of this Havoc would ask what the scars were from, he just wasn’t sure if he was prepared to say or not. He pushed the thought from his mind and went back to the task at hand. He grinned
kisskicker: DONE While it was silly to spend this much time painting a Pokemon, it was a Good Painting Exercise. I will tell myself this, as I sit and think about what I have done with my life. @sceneybopper
17mul: charcoalandgum: anti-keiara:hussieologist: redbellied-piranha: mthethird: LMAO TYGA IS SO ANGRY THAT HE GOT CALLED OUTLOL HE DELTED THE TWEET“You need to act your age and not your girl’s age.” - Drake on 6pm In New York Tyga
not-so-bitterbritters: He killed 9 people, called the police and said he planted bombs. How the fuck was he allowed bail and the opportunity to get out?Bullshit, they aren’t even trying to hide what they think of us at this point. #blacklivesmatter
polar-bite: clientsfromhell: Client: Do you do lemonade? Me: Do we do… lemonade? Client: Yes, I was told you do that here. Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop. Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t
reallifeishorror: thedeathmerchant: My bank was out of fucking envelopes. They gave me a Halloween bag full of money. I told them I felt like I was robbing the place. This is the lucky tall Betsy.Reblog and within 24 hours and lucky tall Betsy will
halfdemonself: gotham-knights: This really impacted me as a kid This spiel was almost immediately followed by a scene of her suddenly falling in love with “Mr. Incredible”, then by a scene of her a few years later as a stay at home mom with two
not gonna lie I actually just got my first message from a follower and he said I was awesome and I was happy =D..I like messages >_>..
That awkward moment when you repeat a word so many times, that it loses it's meaning, and it just sounds like a strange sound coming out of your mouth, then you're not even sure if it's a real word or not.
NOT ME SCREAMING WATCHING EVERY SINGLE INTERACTION BETWEEN NICK AND CHARLIE ON HEARTSTOPPERAND THAT WAS JUST THE FIRST EPISODE
not-so-organized-chaos: So we were driving home the other day and there was this stupid goose in the middle of the road and we swerved around it and the stupid thing didn’t back away but this freaking goose stepped TOWARD our speeding car, looked into
today at fan expo I watched a documentary thing about esports and like league of legends championships and I knew the teams and didn’t know if I should be proud or not
Not sure if it’ll help you feel any better, but here’s some kitties so this just made me cry lol, I’m feeling crap and no one likes me and I got this and I was like KITTIES AND NICE PERSON and just got all teary. thank you.
my ex found my instagram (the bunny one, not my personal one) and started following me and liking my pictures AND I DONT KNOW HOW HE FOUND IT AND IM SO CONFUSED. also people are liking posts I made like two years ago with hardly any notes. neither of
bangingpatchouli: We tend to see the tragedy of What Is And What Should Never Be as Dean and Sam not being close in that dream world as they are in their reality, but what gets me is the reason for that. Dean’s wish was that his mother never died,
And there I was thinking I was not interesting enough to have rumors spread about me
ask-lil-miss-rarity: I know you’ve all been waiting for this for a while… Mommy was just feeling especially shy about her lack of hair. I felt so embarrassed and ashamed, but somepony helped me get over that by mentioning that I was generous, and
i had a dream weiss was telling everyone “hey so, like, my last name? it’s pronounced “Schnee” but its, like, actually spelled ‘Shnaa’.” everyone was like wow omg !! except blake who was like “uh, that sounds fake but ok”
was looking thru old photos on my ipod and found this screenshot i tookthis was on the two drawings of yang and ruby observing gay teen weiss crushing on blake.as in, monochrome. just monochrome. so if anyone ever wants to see a rude wr/bb comments/tag
