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Sexy Ebony TGirl Melanie MilanoMelanie Milano was referred to me by another BTG model Miss Mink. Thankyou This was Melanie s 1st shoot and she was not at all nervous. She loved being in front of the camera and the camera loves her I think…you be
experienceisbest: Being in love with a much older man was not what she expected after they moved in together, She thought that not getting enough sex was going to be routine and she had resigned herself to that. She had even bought a nice shiny new Hitac
We know from the part 1, that this grandpa was lucky enough to seduce Japanese AV idol Ai Uehara. And you can bet it felt like heaven when he was fucking her!But he was not satisfied with just nailing her, he wanted to impregnate her! So, he was careful
I watched the morning anime of 『Haikyuu!!ã€and I was bawling.Tsukishima and his older brother …Tsukishima and Yamaguchi.How do I put it… It wasn’t only because of their appearance.It touched my heart and hit home.I was crying on my
There was a huge sign outside that Thai massage parlor that said “We provide just massages and not sex services”, but uncle Joe didn’t believe it. And he was right. After he exposed his big belly and took out some extra money from his purse, the
I love those waves but I have to tell you that it was very intense getting them. The day I got the piece outlined was long and exhausting… and an eye opener. The next session is when shading started - on my ass, no less - and I was not sure that
Tamara was probably more aware of how happy or unhappy my wife was in our marriage than I was. She was no doubt privy to things about Ashley that I was not. Could Ashley be telling her about our sex the prior night?“How premature is ‘premature
Tamara was probably more aware of how happy or unhappy my wife was in our marriage than I was. She was no doubt privy to things about Ashley that I was not. Could Ashley be telling her about our sex the prior night?“How premature is ‘premature’?”
Before you go. inspired by a thing i read by stereobone and there was a goddamn line there really got to me and I have not slept holy shit it was that good
so i had a really big scare with our dog this morning. he was having a hard time breathing and he looked like he was ready to go out any minute so i rushed him to the vet and i was really dreading the news that he’ll die (he’s 9 years old and idk
godpenis: harperhug: roselikesenglish:vickythepixie: can we acknowledge that this was absolutely disgusting? She forced herself on him and he was not comfortable, clearly seen in his body-language. In front of thousands of people. And then he was left
jamisissyboy: cuckoldfantansy: sissywhiteboy4bbc: sissyterri: I went to a fancy dress party with a girl friend we went as girls , she was the Domme and I was her girly slave , she found me a lot of men that night and I was not allowed to cum until
strunnng-outtt: vickythepixie: can we acknowledge that this was absolutely disgusting? She forced herself on him and he was not comfortable, clearly seen in his body-language. In front of thousands of people. And then he was left on-stage, forced to
roselikesenglish: vickythepixie: can we acknowledge that this was absolutely disgusting? She forced herself on him and he was not comfortable, clearly seen in his body-language. In front of thousands of people. And then he was left on-stage, forced
-shy-guy-:I was the luckiest guy in the world. My parents hired a young maid. She was pretty and efficient. But the best part, when she came to clean my room in the mornings. See this one time, I woke up and I was not alone. I could feel this pressure
beautilation: This is Catherine The Great. She was a legendary Empress of Russia and ruled longer than any other leader, and she did a damn good job by all accounts. People loved her, she worked hard, she was smart, and she was also one of the proudest
So. I learned today , from a funny video sent by my friend, that it was Stray Kids and not Straight Kids.I have known that friend for two years now and I was just vibing, letting her talk about kpop because that’s the kind of friend I am, while
Ok!~ so I was tagged by like 4 people to do this picture thing by lullabaek.. and jdw-juseyo.not sure how many you guys wanted… uhh I can’t remember who else sorry ;w; also sorry I’m doing this so extremely late because I dress up
Ugh no omo but 2 days ago I got “white boy wasted” and after was like omg I’m not drinking again for another month……….And now my mom is dragging me to this concert I don’t want to go to (while still nursing this hangover)
Geisha are not courtesans… and we are not wives. We sell our skills, not our bodies. We create another secret world — a place only of beauty. The very word ‘geisha’ means ‘artist.’ And to be a geisha is to be judged as a moving work of art.
“Remember, Chiyo, geisha are not courtesans. And we are not wives. We sell our skills, not our bodies. We create another secret world, a place only of beauty. The very word ‘geisha’ means artist and to be a geisha is to be judged as a moving work
I CAME HOME FROM WORK AND NOTICED THAT THE NECKLACE D GOT ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY WAS NOT AROUND MY NECK LIKE IT ALWAYS IS, AND I STARTED TO FREAK AND CRY, AND DROVE HALFWAY BACK TO WORK TO LOOK FOR IT. AND THEN I REALIZED THAT I HAD LEFT IT ON THE BATHROOM
okay so i finished night vale and i have to tell you tumblr i was vERY DISILLUSIONED that Cecil was not this suave dresser with a predilection for purple vests and bow ties like the fanart lead me to believe, but rather, a FASHION NIGHTMARE and i’ve
captainlitebrite: i would like to warn people who are about to read today’s hyperbole and a half update that she was not exaggerating at all it’s a very difficult read and while it is a brilliant and emotive depiction of depression it may be triggering
nothing has been resolved about my group project and everything was super conditional as to what the fuck is going on and I had this weird attack that I could not comprehend anything that was happening so that was great. i also just go an email from one
renaissance-art: Francesco Melzi c. 1517-1520 Pomona and Vertumnus It was not until the 1990’s that this painting achieved any sort of recognition. It was in need of restoration of and no one could prove who the original artist was. An 18th century
natalicdormer: points to remember:nicki minaj was making an excellent point about how we as a society worship and promote content that excludes women who are anything except white and slimshe was not shading taylor. she was shading the way we think and
yasmin-sara: Would someone please write a verse to go along with this I’d love you forever Innnn West Spinner’s End I was born and raised, Doing magic was how I spent most of my days. Dressin’ like a nerd and lookin’ kinda silly,
that-creepyblue: grimkissu: foolish13skeletons: I WAS TRAINING MY SANDILE, DILLY, AND I CAME ACROSS A HOARD BATTLE THERE WAS A RANDOM SEVIPER IN WITH THEM AND I WAS GONNA MAKE A ‘SOMETHING DOES NOT BELONG’ POST BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED THE ZANGOOSE
I was looking up 20’s slang and I came across this entryJake - OK, as in , “Everything is Jake.”and I just thought that was interesting because there’s an Adventure Time episode called “Everything’s Jake” and
As I was trying to get to sleep last night I thought up a SU comic and I was like “I’m going to draw this tomorrow” but now it’s tomorrow and I can’t draw it because I’ve completely forgotten what the idea was
the person at the desk of the vet we used to take our dogs to would, every single time, ask me if Leonard was named after the character in The Big Bang Theory. And it was very frustrating because I dislike that show quite a bit. Like she’d call us and
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
tarynel: pleasestopandrew: Tell me a story of how you got one of your scars and where it’s at? It was my birthday and for some odd reason I wanted soup. It was way too hot and I was told to not sit down yet but I didn’t listen. Our table is very
soft-tastee-cupcakez: A kind of light spread out from her. And everything changed color. And the world opened out. And a day was good to awaken to. And there were no limits to anything. And the people of the world were good and handsome. And I was not
cosmonaut-field: Levi slid his jacket on and stepped into the kitchen, ready for a cup of tea and whatever it was he could smell for breakfast. Petra was slicing up the loaves of bread that came in last night and Gunther was stirring something on the
kasukabes: fyi the title of snk 56 is “roles”, and historia—after succumbing to levi’s coercion and agreeing to go along with the scouts’ plans to make her queen—says “i see…so the next role i need to play is the queen, right?” with
fuku-shuu:These are for megillien and norichuu and k-lionheart and baconhood and hattubel and etc. because, well…Jaejoong!Levi? Wings and all?FYI, the topmost part of his back tattoos (What fans out to the side) actually read: “The pleasures of
destieldrabblesdaily: my mom kept complaining that our cat was getting too fat and it was my fault because I’m spoiling her a few months later I won this particular argument thanks mate for helping me out, you’re a good bean
masterofbirds: aquaeignis:teamrocketing:Y’know when people use the Tolkien quote “Not all those who wander are lost” as inspirational.. It’s just.. That line was referring to Sauron’s evil servants being around in Middle Earth.. Not about your
thesylverlining: Can I just say how cool it was that both of these superheroines’ personalities and powers were explored in this episode? And how well it was done? Starfire was not shamed for being emotional. Her powers come from her emotions. Raven
thedatingfeminist: It is an adult’s job not to date children. I don’t care how “mature” your teenage partner is. I don’t care how “careful” you are to “not be abusive”. I don’t care how much you want this relationship. I don’t
sadgaywerewolf: You know, when I was a kid in fandom and I saw a popular ship of, say, a 16 year old and a 25 year old, I was like “of course there’s nothing wrong with this! Age is just a number! Besides, it’s only 9 years!!!” But now that
motherfuckingoj: promentory: Jesse was so nervous of this scene. He is so stupid because he is so good in it. He felt so under-prepared and he was so angry with himself and I think it was lovely because there was a real kind of support that we had for
glumshoe:My dad and I have not played chess since I was in third grade until just now, when we both forgot the rules and every strategy we ever knew and just chased each other’s kings around fruitlessly it was very on brand this reminds me of the time
burnerjpg: iamryanhenly: Parents should not be reading your journals Parents should not be searching through your trash Parents should not be snooping on your private social media messages Parents should not be taking your bedroom door off Parents
what-do-you-see-saree: This. Wow. I ran from one side of the terminal to the other to capture this. And I was not disappointed. And what made it even better, it was a shared sunset with a stranger. And what made it funny was here I was with my little
last night me and darfin were talking about our first time (kissing, sex, blah blah) and I tried to be romantic and I was like “before guys would try to show me their penis and I would be like ‘this was fun im going home’ but with you I would
I remember once this roofing guy came to my door and was like bleh bleh I’ll fix your roof and I was like no and then he started flirting with me and said he was doing the neighbours house tomorrow and what coffee did I drink cause he is gonna bring
oh so the other day people thought it would be funny to go into a sex shop so we went in and the lady told me I was too young to be there and I was like ‘im 21..’ and it was so awkward
I saw batman vs superman on my date the other night, and its not my kinda movie and it was like 3 hours long so I was like ommmg end already BUT jeremy irons is in it so every time he spoke I melted plus they sneakily quoted lolita and I was like ohh
Ughhh I took an uber home so I wouldnt have to walk in the dark (because dark night creepy men obvs etcetc) and I complimented my driver stormtrooper shirt and he was asking if I was staying with friends or alone or married (he got personal real quick)
goldhue: Today was basically one of those really soft movies where the plot didn’t make sense, and the ending was awful, and it was not the most enjoyable … but it was memorable and a nice aesthetic and you still think about it sometimes !
boneheadedram: bustytitfucking:Alia Janine Now tell me if your flat chested girlfriend can do THIS?No.. mommy!His girl friend was not exactly flat chested, but compared to his mom’s tits she was no where, and he was not going split hairs here in between
cyberhorse: kidkendoll: nano-boosted-mercy: bunny-lungs: Hey remember that scene from It Could’ve Been Great where there was this ominous flouting sphere and Steven was like “wtf is that” and Garnet was like “that’s not what we came for”
tankkobon: slugboxcreatureart: slugbox: Wow. Tumblr Yahoo was pretty quiet about this, but as part of the new “community guidelines,“ posts from adult flagged blogs will begin to not show up in search engines, on mobile, or even in a damn
cudrage: Not that I agree with Justin Bieber’s behavior, as of lately, but they found proof that he was not under the influence and he was not speeding either, so just putting that out there.
