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experienceisbest: The Flight Attendant Life as a young flight attendant was not what she expected. Those long layovers in foreign cities staying in hotels meant she had to find interesting things to do. She was lucky that the aircraft’s Captain took
At first, she was not sure if it was OK to open her legs for her grandpa’s friend, but the exciting way he licked her pussy convinced her to give his old dick a chance…
langstondillard: hectograph: SAMEÂ i 100% thought this was a gifset from Looking and i was not even a little bit shocked I want this. :’)
She didn’t want him for his money. He had none, and she was not that shallow. She wanted him for his cock. She was that shallow. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
“Desolate and alone was not the path she choseIt was the role thrust upon her…”- Model: VEX VOIR
ipmypantz: wetpantjax: it was coming and i was not stopping it Beautiful load!
This image doesn’t belong anywhere, but I like it. Dave was testing the light in the bathroom and I was hamming it up as a pretend bad ass. A photographer that I worked with a while back said one model jammed her finger up her nose on these test shots.
She didn’t lock the door; you could have opened it and confront her, but you stayed outside and even told the people who wanted to use the restroom that it was occupied. She kissed you on your lips after she came out and whispered, almost mockingly,
markvelasquez: “Desolate and alone was not the path she choseIt was the role thrust upon her…”- Model: VEX VOIR
O///O WHOA! WHERE’D THIS COME FROM! THANKS SO MUCH FOR THIS, IT LOOKS AMAZING! I was NOT expecting this, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY! LOOK AT THIS SEDUCTIVE ANTHRO UG, YOU GOT THE ANTHRO PART DOWN REALLY AWESOMELY! AND MAAAAAN JUST LOOK AT THAT
“Rosaline Marie,” “Yez, David? (we’re sho formalll lol)” *yessss “Did you just kick your shoes off?” “Maaaaaaybe? *hic*” “I am not getting that.” “Davvieeee what if I rep! *hic* C'mon
incestposts: We were out of condoms and i was not on the pills. I was either going to fuck unprotected or miss my son’s morning erection. I chose the third way.
tonight in our beloved hit series “this was not what i was supposed to do today”
faircommentfuckoff: #Harry Potter and the Representation I Didn’t Actually Bother to Write But Still Want Credit For
anila73: tai-replog: catnappe143: 0w0b: cineraria: How to Fold a Shirt in Under 2 Seconds - YouTube 伊東家の食卓 I TOOK OFF MY SHIRT JUST TO DO THIS AND I WAS NOT DISSAPPOINTED new skill acquired omg.. I was looking for this.i stopped drawing,
macgayboy: Bucky had been Master’s favourite bed buck but lately He was tiring of Bucky and Bucky was not exciting Him enough so this morning Bucky is bound having already been sold on so Master can buy a new, younger, more exciting slave to use in
“Flight Of Fancy” This is more to my liking, with regards to capturing motion.Captured in 2011. Iowa. This image is not to most folks liking. My camera club panned it. And it was not selected for display in the 2012 Iowa State Fair Photograp
ghdos: xn—b6h: if i were a man and i was about to partake in sexual intercourse with a woman and she did this to me… i’d probably grip her wrists in one hand and bludgeon her with my boner god. I want a chick to Ric Flair chop my dick!! Woooooooooooo
“Steven was not happy the next day… Connie was :33333” (I’m sorry I’m shipping trash)(Submitted by pastaofnerdisim)
groovy-midnight: My part of an art trade I did with @sile-animus.It’s been quite some time since I’ve drawn anything, and this was a great excuse to get back to it.I’m definitely a bit rusty, but for not having drawn anything for 18 months or so,
heckticket: reminder that I AM A TRADITIONAL ARTIST TO HAHAH….i can DEFINITELY produce clean, precise traditional art? but that is nnnooo what I was feeling tonight. i literally found a beat up scrap of scrapbook paper and I was like “yes, hell fuckin
Watch TV with me and get to experience me critiquing the quality of the closed captioning the entire time
incorrect48quotes:Miru: Haru, tell me I’m pretty.Haru: Were you not an idol bound by a dating ban and I was not a heterosexual, I would take you in a totally gay fashion.Miru: Because I’m pretty?Haru: Because you’re pretty.
sheglows: me: i’ll deal with it later it’ll be fine narrator: she did not deal with it later, and it was not fine
I have given the landlord two notices to fix my toilet since Saturday, a handwritten note and a phone callMeanwhile the only thing between my toilet and constant running water is literally 2 empty pop cans and a plastic bottle
Maybe new story…I want to write a spooky story. Not necessarily a weight gain fic. If I wrote something like that, how many people would read it? The main reason I stopped writing was not getting any feedback.Course there’s another reason
sonneillonv: theoreocat: Sometimes it’s possible to have too much determination. I was waiting for the payoff and I was NOT disappointed
glumshoe: sillywafflefries: glumshoe: I had a dream that I lived in a town on the edge of reality. There was a map showing the location of the town in spacetime, and it was depicted as teetering on the edge of the event horizon of a funnel-shaped warp
kisskicker: Daybreakboys was unhappy earlier, and this was Not Acceptable.
perfectionerection: I decided to put my cat, Pinball, in my Build-A-Bear’s demin vest that I tore up. Although I was not at all disappointed, she was.
deafpool: gENDER FLUID REID who likes his layers and shirts and pants but also sometimes likes blouses and neat pant suits and cardigans over tank tops and sometimes morgan comes home and sees reid sitting reading in a cardigan and jeans and ballet flats
dakotaaaa: dakotaaaa: Man, I feel so deceptive in job interviews. I never lie, but I do show up in a dress and cute shoes and makeup. And it’s not until the first day of work they realize they’ve hired a big homo. Basically, reverse this makeover
spookyharrington:steve harrington outfit rankings (as voted by my followers) ↴3. “Scoops Ahoy Uniform” Season 3 - 287 votes
jessalrynn: moonlandingwasfaked: sonneillonv: theoreocat: Sometimes it’s possible to have too much determination. I was waiting for the payoff and I was NOT disappointed BABY WANT A SNACK If you have siblings, you have been here.
xyinx: blvckgeezus: boyy-bait: Life of a Customer Service Rep. Lmfao the pause Love her frames and braids… Aye she pretty
conflictedfeelings: dizorthegnome: qats: so a 90’s computer hacker was at walmart today I’M PRETTY SURE THATS ALBERT WESKER AND YOU SHOULD NOT LET HIM NEAR THE MEAT [RESIDENT EVIL INTENSIFIES]
oreides replied to your post:So at the end of “Cat Fingers” when the Gems come… cuttin corners for the animation budget prolly lmao haha, could be! They are blinking though (well, Amethyst is. Garnet may well be but its not like we could
jacensolodjo: ask-finny: official-sachsen-anhalt: trapperweasel: ethanredotter: trapperweasel: I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know
Watching Jeepers Creepers 2. Shouldn’t be so funny when the creature took the coach as his first victim. It was just a *YOINK* and then bus driver*YOINK*And everyone being ‘wtf?’ and someone saying, 'she flew away’ when asked
rayum: For Yamaburi!Your list of favourite characters and pairings was long and I am indecisive and worry a lot so I tried to get as many of them as I could, even if they’re not the best ever.Regardless, I hope you like at least one of them, and even
undergroundghosts: SO MY MOM GAVE ME A PACKAGE THAT CAME FOR ME TODAY AND SO I OPENED IT IN FRONT OF HER AND I JUST FROZE BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING BALL GAG SO I JUST CALMLY PUT IT AROUND MY NECK AND SHE WAS LIKE “THAT’S SUCH A CUTE CHOKER!” AND
so I gotten woken up by my phone at the 3:40 in the morning and it was my ex’s little brother, he sent me a facebook message saying ‘hey do you still talk to j (my ex)?’ and like this is so weird and random?? its been 6 years since ive talked to
while reading old facebook conversations from high school I reread all the rumors about me and my anxiety went upppppp and I had flashbacks of things and I did not appreciate but one of the rumors and honestly the main reason I dropped out of my high
mainmanblackdynamite: boootyfriedrice: eccentric-m3: stappls: eccentric-m3: Probably not even the real story…… This is real. He takes care of lions in his back yard and lives in a elderly home so he can make bread from wheat and dirty from
so i’ve been cleaning out and organizing my room for the past 3 days (still not even done omfg) and i found my old flip phone from 2008 and its charger and i was curious and connected it and it fucking charged and omfg
delvg: I thought of Ruby and Sapphire with flower crowns and it was literally too cute NOT to draw.and it’s transparent!
Tagged by @chasingdownmatt to stop, drop and a selfie. Not sure if the hairy cleavage is part of it but it was included just in case ;)I’m tagging @imabloodymartian, @str8-for-pay, @mini-elephants, and @tapatiopapi because…they’re cutie
zorneurobashing: Tying the awesome @vgnheart . Was a very good surprise, she is amazing in ropes and I was not expecting it!! And we did some improvised pictures that look quite good :) #shibari #shibarimodel #kinbaku #japanesebondage #shibariart Ropes
m4korra: When Varrick said there was “company”, and it was not the fun kind, I expected a whole fleet of ships ready to attack. But that. That was worse.
zorneurobashing:Tying the awesome @vgnheart . Was a very good surprise, she is amazing in ropes and I was not expecting it!! And we did some improvised pictures that look quite good :) #shibari #shibarimodel #kinbaku #japanesebondage #shibariart Ropes
zorneurobashing:.Tying the awesome @vgnheart . Was a very good surprise, she is amazing in ropes and I was not expecting it!! And we did some improvised pictures that look quite good :) #shibari #shibarimodel #kinbaku #japanesebondage #shibariart Ropes
former-fatty: continuants: fabledmuses: Found my cat. AUDIBLE GASP WHEN THE CAT CAME OUT THE WHOLE VIDEO I WAS WONDERING HOW THAT CAT LOOKED AND HOW CUTE THE MEOW WOULD BE AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.
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