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it is so hot in here and my cat is on my lap and she is even hotter but move her? i think i would rather die thanks
buttshapedpillow:buttshapedpillow:likes charge reblogs cast speak for yourself i hope he fucking dies painfully and burns in hell š„°š„°š„° love and light <3
Blah I’ve grown attached to you and I know you have to me too but I don’t wanna ruin our perfect platonic love relationship that we’ve created by being too needy because I have a bad habit of doing that XD
yourfavcouple69: Dying to stick my cock in Mās tight little asshole, like and reblog if you would like to eat and fuck that asshole.
chibistarlyte: boxofsoap: ladyyinburgundy: marvelmisha: pizzapopolis: jenroses: johanirae: caressthosecheekbones: conversationswithjohnlock: kaeltale: namesonboats: andordean: a-daks: canon: they died fanfic: fUCK YOU Canon: and so they
hvit-ravn: i know that isnāt possible, but if fili and kili donātā¦ (i canāt say it!) but ifā¦ i think that if fili had a son, he would name him āthorinā
scootiemcbooty: Put a ship in my ask and I will tell you a bit about how each of the following scenarios would go down for them: Fake dating BodyswapĀ Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do it Dark!fic Secret kinks Their first kiss Meeting the parents
lesbianshepard: my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women
thuviel: kaynibbler16: desecrationwords: The moment my head exploded because what the fuck RTD? What were your intentions with those lines? If someone knows something about this please contact meĀ at the hospital where I will be dying of all these
the-fantastic-bombastic-guru: iamthedeadpool: cwnerd12: oneinsecure-girl: I know I wasnāt there and donāt even live in America but that doesnāt matter. This little girl died today running the Boston marathon. She had so much to live for and
jackthevulture: This exchange is why faygopharaoh and I should not discuss domestic au scenarios ever. Ishizu is concerned about Mariks life choices. Bakura is in the bathroom taking a piss and he can hear every word.
Pros and Cons of 2016 So Far...
whereshadowsmakeshadows: Itās okay mom these drugs are totally legal, theyāre research chemicals. Me and my friends are all researching how to most efficiently fuck up our brains and/or die
flagfighter: Translated one of the short side comics this time cuz it had Julius and Ludger being all cute and domestic.Ā (āį“āäŗŗ)ā§Download it here!
every time mink says aobaās name a part of me dies and a new one is reborn.
prays for no school for tomorrow b/c wtf i’ve never experienced cramps this bad before and i just want to roll over and die.Ā
I CAN FINALLY SEE MY FLOOR I’M FUCKING CRYING.
concept: oikawa fingering herself with her middle finger, spreading her pussy wide with her ring and index for iwaizumi. begging her gf to fuck her nice and good, for her gfās fat tongue to fill up her aching pussy. also a concept: me going to hell
aeternaty: Welcome Back my Gintama!!Iām very happy and laugh too much in this ep.thank you for make me happy!! ^^
Ever since grandpa died, Mom sends me over every weekend to help out Grandma. I don’t mind, she likes to dress like this and fucks me more than my girlfriend. And grandma says I’m better than her son-in-law. I told her once that mom said the
bastille: How the FUCK do some of yāall sleep in the nude like what if ya mumma walks in and youāre all spread out with your junk hanging out? Whoās gonna help u then? The Lord our savior? I donāt think so It’ll only happen the once. Bet
iamayisha: soulgasmsandsweetdreams: fromtishawithlove: To anybody going through a break upā¦ I literally wanted to die when me and my ex broke up but then I found somebody who ties me up and fucks me in the ass. Life gets better. Lol love
queuethegoldenkids: HOLY SHIT GUYS MY FRIEND GOES TO SCHOOL OUT IN LA AND HE SAW ANNA KENDRICK AT CVS AND THEN ANNA KENDRICK POSTED THIS ON TWITTER IāM FUCKING DYING HOLY SHIT MY FRIEND GOT DISSED MY ANNA KENDRICKĀ
sodomymcscurvylegs: Today, my coach referred to those guys who have huge upper bodies and skinny legs as āpizza slices,ā and I fucking died!
shynii: Iām fucking dying, Iām in hot topic and thereās this snk shirt and the x-small sticker is covering Levi
micahelcusbert: avatarious: you know an animeās opening theme is really good when you donāt skip it and actually listen to it every episode #AND THEN THEY FUCKING CHANGE IT
transarmin: shynii: Iām fucking dying, Iām in hot topic and thereās this snk shirt and the x-small sticker is covering Levi thatās what he gets for stealing arminās place
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ameliacgormley: destinyrush: Millennials are trying the hardest to change this country and the whole world for the better but are always blamed for every damn thing Okay, you know what? Sears was fucking dying and in danger
malfxoys: malfxoys: so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse
I have two reactions to pain. “Fuck it I’ll be ok” and “Cry on everything you love” and I am the latter today.
browngirlblues: My ex is coming out of the closet and I want to be happy for her but it hurts so fucking bad. Iām just angry that she lied, pretended like I was crazy and denied everything that happened between us. Great for you that youāre āfinding
plat-chat: bimpadimp: plat-chat: cannibalqt: plat-chat: im going to fucking dieĀ iām watching the Fuel video where they do a Hogwarts themed escape room and they have to speak into a pole to light up some magic runes and mickie goesĀ āiām
vistattoos:iām rewatching arcane; did anyone notice when viktor and jayce were breaking into heimerdingerās office to get the research, they got caught by mel and viktor was like ??? āwait a minute, this isnāt my bedroomā i fucking dIED
comebacknow: YOU KNOW WHO DOESNāT GET NEARLY ENOUGH GOD DAMN RECOGNITION??? MOTHERTRUCKINā KISSINā KATE BARLOW. this bitch stole menās treasure, killed them, kissed them and when she died ā she went the most painful way ON PURPOSE and fucking
turing-tested: i want to fucking die i was at the dollar store and i carefully picked up an orange gatorade and went āsexy boyā¦.ā because i thought no one else was around but it turns out i was WRONG i know because i heard a quiet āwhat the
It’s been a great day on tumblr, I’m so happy the queen died, I’d like more rich and powerful people to follow suit
fleurites: heylookitsarevolution: thetrippytrip: You see ānormalā people trying to kill everybody, and gay people trying to have fun. Tell me who are the normal peeps again? I hope he fucking dies slowly and painfully
ishinomori: tainbocuailnge: The Shape of Water (2017) directed by Guillermo del Toro itās so fucking true what they say about memes being cyclical and constantly dying and ressurecting because i swear to god in my lifetime i did not expect to
tell your local equaracunt friends to fuck off and die
borderline–feline: what i say: im sensitive what i mean: my mental illness throws everything out of proportion and my emotions are extremely unpredictable and even the slightest thing going wrong literally makes me want to die
mothurs: me: i love living!!!me, one second later: anyway iāve been thinking and life is really hard and i want to Dieā¢
borderlineāfeline: what i say: im sensitive what i mean: my mental illness throws everything out of proportion and my emotions are extremely unpredictable and even the slightest thing going wrong literally makes me want to die
bantlers:Tbh I think I was born to be the gardener of some rich handsome gay man in the countryside in the 1700s and spend my time sucking and fucking until I die of shock when he shows me a pear for the first time aged 34
bredtobreed: I made the joke to my brother that I needed a baby immediately to make sure the redheads didnāt die out. He took it as a challenge I guess. Ever since that joke heās been pinning me down and fucking me silly and not stopping until heās
Tomorrow I open the restaurant and I want to fucking die. 6am I need to be smiling and welcoming. Seriously, waitressing is a fast way for me to make cash bc all the middle aged men tip me well. However, it’s not how I want to spend my winter break
ipartiedonstagewithadtr: alexgaskarthsfashionsense: musicalnikki: If I walked into the airport terminal to wait for a flight and saw this I would fucking die I would totally just sit and try to talk with them that would be amazing! how would you
starryhoney: ultrajusticee: she looks good with my back pack on also shes white as fuck i need to soak up sun for about a year to be a normal skin toneyouāre so perfect and a loser this is the gayest thing ever i love it
*strikes a fresita pose* fuck it
Whoever is sending me anon hate for posting my “nudes” can go fucking die. First of all you don’t even have the balls to come off anon, and second stop hating on me and other women who are not afraid to share their bodies with people.
annikhorrore: Ah remember when I went to see Arctic Monkeys and almost died queueing but got to the front row, saw fabulous Humbug hair and Alex in a fucking Mystery Jets shirt plus actually singing in British English that was perfect.
Can someone please tell me that Kate Argent dies a slow and painful death? I’m up to S1 Ep4 and I already want to lynch this bitch.
painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you canāt drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died.Ā
update on pole: we did actual inversions today and I felt bad about myself because my body isnāt use to pole after three weeks and Iām pretty sure I fucked up my finger
dumdolly: OMFG U GUISE @barbiebun DREW ME AND IM LITERALLY DYING OVER HOW CUTE THIS IS *pls commission her to draw something for you too, shes a wonderful girl and talented as hellš *also pls leave caption intact with picture**
Are you fucking kidding me brklynbreed (Tae?) liked stuff on my Instagram and said they liked my style I think it’s okay for me to die now.
the1975boys: a girl in the crowd at the 1975 concert shouted āi canāt breatheā to matty and matty shouted back ābreathe or youāre gonna fucking dieā and i think that describes every concert theyāve ever had perfectly
turing-tested: mollycolliex: turing-tested: i want to fucking die i was at the dollar store and i carefully picked up an orange gatorade and went āsexy boyā¦.ā because i thought no one else was around but it turns out i was WRONG i know because
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